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The plan is simple...
...like a ruler.
Jam and his friends will go to a shop to buy some beer.
Then they'll decide where to drink it.
Knowing those *** they'll probably choose the way of lawlessness and go to a bench or something.
But which one?
Which one? That's the task for Sigmunt.
- For me?- Yes, for you.
When you'll finally decide where to break the law...
...you'll act like you need to use the toilet.
- Me?- Yes, you.
You'll go few steps away and you'll send me a message telling where the place is.
After a minute me and my partner Goodfellow will show up.
I love traps!
Let's synchronize the watches.
I don't have one.
- What about the mobile phone?- Oh, yes.
Dear Madame. This beer is a trap.
After opening it blows up!
In the name of public order when those offenders come here give them this instead of regular beer.
I don't know, I'm scared what if they notice that and hurt me?
But everyone can die in this action, me, you and even Camil.
But isn't it a beautiful thing to die for... in such... as...
In the name for a great goal of eliminating alcoholism...
...which has been destroying our poor nation for years.
You're right rangers! I'm not scared anymore!
I like the idea of exploding beer.
But what if Sigmunt Jam gets blown up with the others? He's helping us.
For me it doesn't matter if he cooperates with archangel Gabriel himself...
For me he will always be a rascal and an offender. People like him...
...there is nothing you can do about them.
- Drinking alcohol is like skateboarding... or no...- Cycling?- Exactly, cycling.
Once you learn how to do it, you'll do it until the end of your life!
If he dies I won't miss him!
The people you're searching are three brothers named Highlanders.
Dangerous and cruel Adrian Highlander is the leader.
His right hand is left-handed Andrew Highlander.
And thirdly, a bit stupid Alexander Highlander.
Hey, why are you so pale?
- I forgot to put a make-up.- Ok, ok, give me four cans of beers, quick!
Of course.
- No, no, today we drink another brand... “ Zywiec”!- “Zywiec'?!
Didn't you hear stupid ***? Four “Zywiec”!
You've run out of “Zywiec”?! But I see them on the shelve!
But these are... without alcohol... in factory they forgot to add alcohol.
Tomorrow we'll kick assess of guys who work there. Alcohol free beer, unbelievable!
Ok, we take “Tatra”.
- Where do we drink this boss?- Exactly, City Guards everywhere!
Remember brothers. The darkest place is always under a lamp.
It always starts in the same way... At first growing interest in forbidden fruit I mean alcohol.
Then first contact, good humor and soon you're possessed by the demon of addiction.
After few years alcohol discourages you from everyday obligations like going to school and church.
Finally you die from cirrhosis or any other terrible disease.
We must free Poland from this monster!
How great! No credits!
Do you have problems with your prostate? Quick, we want to start.
No messages from Jam.
I'm calling him.
What the hell is that?! I told you to switch off the mobiles when we commit an offence!
Sorry.
Jam is not picking up.
I'm calling Elisabeth McShop.
- Hello?- Did the gang come to the shop?
Yes they did, I'm shaking even now.
- Did you sell them the exploding can?- Yes I did, I did.
Good job. Do you know where are they going?
- No but the scariest one said...- What?
It's the darkest under a lamp.
I know where they are! Let's go!
- Where are we going?- The gang leader said that it's the darkest under a lamp.
- But it's equally bright everywhere!- You don't understand. That is a metaphor!
- A metaphor? What's that?!- It's kind of a saying, a figure of speech... doesn't matter.
What matters is I know where to find them. Nearby the Headquarters of Cracow's City Guard!
Oh no! Goodnice is there they can explode her!
- You're here. I'm calling Jam.- Call!