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Hey guy's i'm so excited i finally have a date for valentines day.
My hand
err awkward, but there are a few things about valentines that i just don't get like
like why is this day even needed, It's just a day where you treat your partner the same way
You should treat them the whole entire year i mean you don't even get the day off. Not to mention it makes every
single person feel like crap
and all the money people spend on roses & Jewelry & movies and other materialistic things
that don't grow a relationship in anyway
then you get people writing tweets and facebook status's like
Oh my god i have the best boyfriend ever i love him soo much
Shut up, I mean good for you but shut up. Is part of being in a relationship writing
a facebook status every week telling people how happy you are and how much you love each other
I mean
that's your business , not ours
iv'e deleted like twelve people because of this , and it's not because i'm bitter
Maybe a little. I just think that when people say there's someone out there for
everyone, my someone got a psychic reading, saw her future & jumped off a cliff
should i keep tossing my line in the ocean trying to get her back? God comparing fishing to dating is such
a good comparison i mean whether we catch a sea creature or a woman at the end of the night
their still gonna smell like fish. It would be so much easier if i lived in india mean
i could just give her father a cow and a iphone and it would be done and i really hope she would come
with a manual because no offence but you women are really complicated. it would go
something like
how not to *** me off
volume one, Anyway to all the single people out there. Happy
single awareness day. Enjoy your sappy movies , enjoy your chocolate and most importantly
enjoy your ***, My name is richard and hope you've enjoyed your dose of ***. Be sure
swallow and i will see you back here with a new video later this week. Chow
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