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Toddammit! How'd I think this would be a good idea for a video?
Joey: It's not. (Spray paint sound)
Todd: Alright, today I'm here in Orlando and this is my buddy Joey of JoeySometimes.
Alfie on PointlessBlog had the 'Tin Can Challenge' and so today I thought we could do challenge
together and then I'm gonna do one on his channel and you can watch that.
Joey: you can click my face at the end of the video or something.
Todd: The 'Tin Can Challenge' is we took 8 cans of 4 things we thought we could eat and
4 things we thought absolutely no way do we want to put that in our mouth. And we numbered
them 1 through 8 and then tore up a piece of paper with the numbers as well and we're
each gonna pick one from here. And then we'll open it and we have to take a tablespoon of
that and eat it. And if at any time one of us bails, we have to take whatever that content
is and make a facial mask out of it. So here we go!
Wanna do rock, paper, scissors to figure out who goes first?
Joey: Surrrre Todd: 1, 2, 3 go! YES!
Joey: Wait, so do I get to go first because I lost
Todd: Because you lost? Well I'll go first because I won and because it's my challenge
and it was your birthday so I'll be nice. Joey: Oh, okay.
Todd: We'll see I guess it depends on what I have to eat first.
Joey: (laughs in agreement) Todd: I got number 2!
Joey: It's the only one with a gold lid so... Todd: So here it goes
Joey: It could be really good or REALLY BAD! Todd: We have THE world's worst can opener!
Joey: Thank you Reed R. Todd: This is the can opener from 1901.
Joey: Creamed Corn of some sort Todd: didn't you get some sort...
Joey: Of the BARF variety Todd: Here hold the can
Todd: It's not that good, there are worst things out there though.
Joey: There are worst things in the world, and now I'm gonna go.
Todd: Good luck with that. Joey: Number 8!
Todd: I'll do you. Joey: Oh thanks
Todd: It's a pleasure. Joey: I'm not happy about this.
Joey: WAIT! What is it?!?! Todd: Ohhhhhh! Take a whiff of that!
I don't know what this is... Joey: uggghh ooohhh.
Todd: I've got my bags for throwing up in! I don't know what that is...
Joey: Ohh this is disgusting! What IS this? It's pureed fish?!?!
GROSSS OHHHHHH NO!!! Todd: ::sings:: ♪ Put it in your mouth,
your mother%$#%$ mouth♪ Or you can put it on your face...it's your choice.
Joey: MMMMM...We have to go to a public place today so I'm not gonna..
Todd: ♪ put it in your mouth ♪ Is it bad?
Joey: It went down so fast...mmmm ::sticks out tongue::
Whatever it's DOWN! Todd: I should have made you do this after
your birthday bash, when you were hungover Joey: Ew NOOOOO!
Todd: Instead of IHOP we should have been doing the 'Tin Can Challenge"
I picked number 5! I picked it fair and square you'll see the
footage. Joey thinks I deserve to get *** on this
one. Joey: ::from the kitchen:: I HOPE YOU DO!
Todd: I mean he did just have to eat pureed fish that I picked out. Bahahahahaa ::menacing
laugh:: Joey: ::from kitchen:: Damn it, TODDAMMIT!!!
Todd: Ohhhh...No, you didn't have fish, I don't know what you had. I definitely just
got fish coz this smells like straight up like. Korea Town. What the #$#$# did @#@ get
this? Joey: What did I just eat???
Todd: I don't know!!! It's not fair then coz this is disgusting.
Joey: It DOES smell like China town! Todd: I left Korea Town! Yeah this one I'm
gonna need you to hold a bag for. BUT I don't wanna put this in my mouth!
Joey: ::sings:: ♪ Put it in your mouth, your mother #%%#$ mouth♪ Do you bleep?
Todd: No, but I will. Joey: It's not as fun.
Todd: I'll bleep for this one. Both: ::Agonizing scream:: OHHHH NOO it's
HARD! Todd: ::Screams:: Mooooooooooommmmmm!
Both: ughhhhhhhhhooooooh oh my god! Todd: What the #$#@$ is that?
Joey: Are those eyeballs? Todd: aaaah aaah
Joey: Oh no, are you sure you don't wanna wear that as a face mask? That's disgusting!
Todd: No, this is MY challenge and I'm gonna @#$@$#ing own it!
Joey: ICK! Todd: Mind over matter
Todd: ::spits:: ::coughs:: ::gags:: ::vomits:: Joey: Ew, ew, ew, eeeeeech!
Todd: Oh MY GOD! Joey: Couldn't say I didn't see that coming...
Todd: I definitely lost it. Joey: Yeah, this just went like from YouTuber
friendly to like Fear Factor in like 3 seconds. Todd: That was. so. rancid.
What we won't do for the Internet. I hope to god you get sauerkraut.
Joey: Noooo. We have number 7.
Todd: ::echoes:: seven! Joey: This is a big can, oh I think that's
the sauerkraut. Todd: ::sings:: ♪Big can, big cans ♪
Joey: ::joins in:: ♪ big cans ♪ Todd: ♪I love girls with big cans. ♪
Joey: I'm getting whatever THAT was off of this spoon.
Todd: Oh my god, y'all NEVER buy pureed fish it was NOTHING like tuna fish.
Joey: ::from the kitchen: I'm so, so happy that I didn't get that @#@@
Todd: Mmmm... I'll let you know what you got. Joey: ::dog drinking:: Oh thank you Rebel
for adding some lovely sound effects to this video.
Todd: It's.....Pineapple! Joey:Oh!
Todd: We're Good! Joey: YAAAAAAAAY! Hahaaha!
Todd: It looks gross, but it's not. Joey: It looks disgusting but it's lovely
and in heavy syrup. Todd: Next, please let me get a good one...#3.
Oh god. I don't know if my color is drained from my face but I kinda feel like it is.
Joey: I would think that maybe the color in your face would be getting more and more red...
Todd: embarrassed Joey: yeah embarrassed.
Todd: It wouldn't be a 'collab' with JoeySometimes if the camera didn't shut off for a minute
there. Joey: Right, exactly. So Todd unfortunately
during the break... Todd: Yeah, during the break we found out
what number 3 was and it looks like I got screwed again coz it's sauerkraut time. And
while I'm German I cannot stand this stuff. Joey: I mean he did have fish, like ground
up fish. Todd: I don't, I don't even know how that
ended up, made it in my mouth. Joey: You picked it...so...
Todd: Yeah, it's my fault, it's my fault I got this one. I got this...It's not so bad...ugh.
It's gross but it's not gonna make me puke. Joey: Here we go. Number 4!
Todd: It's a pop top...You lucky SOB Joey: It was my birthday yesterday.
Todd: It WAS his birthday. Joey: So I deserve to win this challenge.
Todd: Ohhh peas. Still NOT as gross as fish brains.
Joey: Exactly. Todd: Take a bite!
Joey: Daily dose of veggies. Todd: Don't drip.
Joey: MMMM @@#!@# yeah! Todd: So, what else do we have. I know we
have sweet and condensed milk left because the can is obvious what are some of the other
things you picked out. Because we don't know if that was Mannwich
or not what I thought was the fish $#@#@. Joey: I don't know so let's just find out
it's gonna be between numbers 1 and 6. Todd: I got 6 so I got sweet and condensed
milk. Joey: I got 1.
Todd: And we don't know what Joey got. Alright, you just wanna do them at the same time?
Joey: Sure. Todd: I don't know how we'll do that at the
same time because we only have one can opener. Joey: haha.
Todd: You know there's nothing like this right after ***. Just put that creamy goodness
in my mouth. Should I leave the residue on there from the sauerkraut? Or should I take
it off? Joey: Yeah, uh yeah I left the residue from
the peas. Todd: Okay. Ohhh...
I picked this because I thought it would be tasty but this 'Pre-flan' as Joey said...
Joey: It IS pre-flan! Isn't it? Todd: This pre-flan, you know what else I
like that is 'pre' though that is kinda sweet kinda salty...?
Joey: Oh no! Oh God! What the #$@@# is this? Todd: Ohhhh I don't know it's clear!
Joey: EWWWWWW What IS this?!?! Todd: Is it pears?
Joey: It's pears! Both :: BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::
Joey: I thought they were like... Todd: ::mimics Joey: "Ohhhh it's cleeeeear...ugggh"
Todd: Do I have to wait for this? Joey: that looks like $@#$@$@$@#$
Todd: That's getting bleeped on my channel Joey: hahahaa
Todd: But I mean it IS almost as frustrating, this is here, help me out...
Joey: Hashtag How Is He Single (#HowIsHeSingle) Todd: This is NOT going to be one my How Is
He Single segments. But it might turn into one coz I put all that crap in there.
Todd: A spoonful of 'Pre-Flan' helps the sauerkraut go down.
Joey: ...right... I thought it was gonna be like chunky. Coz
like I pictured flan in a can. Todd: Ohhh... ::coughs/gags::
Joey: Oh. my. god. Todd: Alright so it's full.
Joey: Aren't you guys glad you can't see everything? Both: hahaaha
Todd: Here it goes! ::gulp:: The sauerkraut texture was vile ::gulp::
Joey: Oh no. Todd: But it's gone. Did you take your pear?
Joey: No, I didn't. Todd: Take it like a pro!
Joey: I will Todd: It's super easy!
Joey: They were #@#$@$ing, like this scared me. Coz it doesn't look very good.
Todd: Very appetizing. Joey: There's a hair on my spoon, ew, that's
the worst part of this challenge so far. Todd: I could go for some more 'Pre-Flan'
I mean there's protein in it right? Joey: Sure, that's like the national thing
to say, if you don't know what's in something it's eh...
Both: There's some protein. Todd: It's like it tastes like chicken! Meh,
there's some protein. Joey: There's some protein in it.
This...hmmm... okay. Todd: Alight, mmm. Congratulations on winning
the challenge. Joey: Thank you.
Todd: You did it fair and square, glad you could participate. I know that you were worried
while we were shopping for this stuff. But... Joey: It was terrifying.
Todd: I luckily was the only one that got screwed so thank you for participating in
the challenge. Now I'm gonna do a challenge on Joey's channel.
Joey: Yeah, it's gonna be super fun! Todd: And...
Joey: Involve a lot of white stuff on your face.
Todd: But I just got done with the condensed milk...
Joey: Yeah, you'll see. Todd: Okay
Joey: It's fine. You can click my face to go see that challenge. It should be up by
now. Todd: There's no hope, I mean there is hope.
I'm on vacation but I'm gonna try and get this video up tonight.
Joey: My challenge might be up sooner but time will tell.
Todd: It'll be a competition, someone will win.
Joey: Yeah Todd: Alright
Joey: YAY! HAHAHA Oh, was I supposed to say "bye"?
Todd: No, it doesn't matter. ::Spray paint sound::
Joey: ::clears throat:: Oh this is your video... Todd: Yeah this is my video.
Joey: I almost just started going all JoeySometimes haha.