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Heya playas, lemme take you back to a place before you woke up this morning, before LMFAO
split up, before time itself. As it is said in the book "The Lost Prophet" there was a
holy war going on between the angels. Michael and Lucifer were battling for supremacy in
the eyes of God. Only one angel would win. And now at the ripe old age of 21 Christian
has to stop the end of the world or at least it's what it says in this book. God damn,
why did LMFAO have to split up? So here's a little back story to the book I actually
went to high school with the author Peter Iengo and he told me this story in gym class.
Anyway bro I got this idea for this amazing story about these angels and demons fighting
man it's gonna be sick. Like, it's gonna be a holy war and Armageddon and all this stuff
is going on. Hey he was true to his word. He created a story about the battle between
good and evil but there are a few things in this book that made me Jackie Chan face. Number
one, there were a lot of typos. You can't begin to imagine the abilities inside of you
but you're too human to understand any of it. Just stay out of my way. Lucifer lunches
him across the... lunches him? Our whole life has been about serving man and you I don't
think we're gonna stop now. Christian smiles and shakes hands with Christian. Shakes hands
with Christian, how exactly does that work? Yea I don't think this is what he meant by
that. But putting all that aside, being a grammar nazi is not my thing I tried to really
absorb the message behind the story. Christian is a young dude with a girlfriend who finds
out he has these crazy powers and he needs to fight Satan to protect the entire world.
No biggie. Christian is not alone though because there's this secret organization called The
Creed that has been around for hundreds of years and has been instituting justice. How
does one describe the creed, well they're an original group of guys who wear hoods and
have crosses on their backs. Oh you gotta be kidding me? Anyway The Creed end up helping
to train Christian in his gigantic holy war against Lucifer because Michael the angel
couldn't do it. I'm serious here, look what Michael said. Christian, remember your training.
Use the energy around you and inside you. I cannot stay and help you, I must attend
to something else. Oh I'm sorry. Is there something more important than the gigantic
holy war that's going to destroy the entire freaking earth? Man, I wonder how Christian's
doing out there. Hey, new episode of How I Met Your Mother. Although Christian's girlfriend
is a very vital part of the book she really plays no significance other than annoying
the ever loving *** out of him with things like "Hey baby, oh my god what's going on
babe?". Oh no babe babe. What are you doing baby? Oh no. ***, shut the *** up. I'm
fighting some demons. Never the less, despite all odds, Armageddon is happening and Satan
is rising up. So does Christian defeat Satan and save the earth or does Satan win and finally
get his retribution in the eyes of God. This book borders on the line of Christian mythology
without getting too deep into it. So if you're looking for a Dragon Ball Z action fighting
style story this is the book for you. Before I go though I want to know, do you enjoy reading
books that are more story and less action or less action and more story? Plus if you're
interested you can check out some of my other book reviews right over here. I like reviewing
books so check some of them out. Either way The Last Prophet is part of a trilogy series
so you can be damn well sure that I will be reading the second book. Josh pulls his red
cloaky thing over his face and flies away. As always guys, love and peace. God damn that
stinks. Sorry big man, ha ha ha.