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One Direction's dead!
-I'm going to go twerk with Miley. -And I'm going to call this in. Run and do it.
Okay so now we're going to play Police, Camera, Action. I wish I'd brought guns. I should
have brought guns.
So we're going to put you in hypothetical situations. You're the first cops on the scene.
What are you going to do? So first of all... You come to seeing Justin Bieber is tied up
to a lamp post. He's covered in shaving foam. Police, Camera, Action. What do you do?
I say, you jump out, unhook the kid, alright? I'm going to get on the walkie, and I'm going
to call this in. Run and do it.
I'm going to say rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper scissors.
-Rock, paper, scissors? -Loser's got to unhook him. That's the type
of partners we would be. Loser unhooks him. I took the pig. Remember we had the situation
with the pig? I lost. I had to get the pig out of the mud.
-You liked getting the pig out of the mud -That's how we'll do it. Rock, paper scissors.
Do you know what? You...
Is he still staring? Make him stop.
Okay. Situation two. You come up to a massive house party. It's at Miley's house. The neighbours
are like we can't sleep with all this twerking. What do we do? Police, Camera, Action!
-I'm going to ride in, grab me a drink. -Yeah, yeah.
Start to figure out where's the aunties, you know where the older freaks are at around
here, you know what I mean? I've got my Styrofoam cup. I'm ready for action now.
I'm going to go twerk with Miley.
-He'd be twerking. -I'm going to find Miley and...
I'm looking for auntie with the plastic red cup.
Here's your training day. Have you ever even held a gun before?
*** ***! Sh... I need one of the shotgun specialists.
Be careful. That's got magnum loads in it. You get out of the... OW!
My stomach and my ***.
And quickly, last one. You get to an abandoned light house and One Direction are trapped
in there, and they're surrounded by their hardcore fans. Police, Camera, Action. What do you do?
I've got to go save them! Partner, I've got this one. I love One Direction. That's right.
Guns blazin'. Get out of my way! Pow pow pow pow. I'm taking them out, and then we'll save
One Direction. Do you understand how big... I will probably get the biggest promotion
ever in the academy if I save One Direction. That's the biggest group ever.
Over here in the UK. One Direction is huge. I'm just telling you Cube. I don't know if you know that.
I'm slow to the scene.
-I'm slow to scene. -One Direction's dead! Aw man. No one told me it's urgent.
What's the address again?
My walkie was breaking up. Hold on. We didn't have good reception where I was.