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When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall...
Today we're going to be talking about hallway etiquette, and I have a question
from Miles in Silver Lake California
who says "Abby, What do you do when you keep seeing the same
person in the hallway and you've already said hello?"
You keep saying hello, Miles, because that's rude not to.
You always have to say hello if you are seeing someone in the hallway
otherwise, it's like these two souls have met
but they're pretending they haven't met and G-d gets angry and
there's a storm that happens. It just storms.
Go ahead and don't say hello, but if people die in that storm
blood is on your hands now, because you didn't say hello
if you're walking down the hall and you've seen the same person over and
over and over again- you probably know that person.
so you can just say, hey Steve!
Hey Mary!
Hey John!
So you've already said hello once,
and now you want to reinvent yourself. First time, go with the standard: Hey!
Second time: Funny seeing you here again!
Third time: Okay, stop following me.
Fourth time: Seriously, are you following me?
Fifth time: Excuse me, Mary, are you doing this on purpose? I'm married!
Sixth time:
Seventh time:
Okay, if we're gonna do this, meet me in the janitor's closet. Let's just do this, okay?
Eighth time: hey
Ninth time: What are we even doing here?
let's get out of here. Take me away, let's go
let's be free, let's go to an island let's just
get outta this crazy business we're in
I don't need a job if I've got you by my side
and if there's an eleventh time, maybe just a hand
gesture.
Love, Abby.
Leave comments below!
you can ask me anything in those comments Anything! Anything!
Yeah, even that! That's gross, but you should still leave that in the comments below
but you should feel guilty about yourself. And ashamed.
But write that there.