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we stop there. But before we quit, you have something on your heart Otto ?
Thats right Silje.
I want to take up a problem that especially Oslo have troubles with these days.
Theres only getting more of them around the city
Theyre shabby dressed and got apathic looks.
None of them got a job and their straws are planted deep into the national debt.
The tourists and we who lives here, reacts that this group now is destroying the capitals reputation
Yes, im talking about the infantmothers
The walks have long been taken by birthgroups with broad hips and even broader wagons
Doing columdriving that can contain five wagons in width.
And on that way, they awaken sore memories among the citys elders.
Who remember the germans rolling up Karl Johan in the april days of 1940.
And where have this army of pickled ***, birthmarks, uterusprolaps and sunken uterus going ?
Yes, theyre going to the cafe.
I have more than once seen the cafeowners eyes gleam of fright and desperation
When fifteen-twenty of you comes in and confiscate the building
Before you throw outdoor clothes and nursing bags around and rig yourself with your little undetonated colicbombs on the lap
And then it happens : the one highfrequented scream followed by others.
The dog are whining in fear of death and the glasses are rattling.
But you know the cure: without a shame you just wipe out a veined breast
so the kid can snap at it just like a rattlesnake do to a desertrat.
After a while it gets overpressured in the litle body and this donates with a surkling ***
that makes the diper shriek dangerously in the seems.
Oh my have you pooped?
Oh how good you are, shall we change the diper? should mama change the diper ? we can change the diper on this table we.
But then the man must move his cup of cofee
Oh no some of it soiled the cloth. Thats mommas little rascal.
Dear infantmothers: I myself have an infant home, and i totally agree that breastfeeding is the most natural thing in the world
As natural it is to get ridd of other body fluids
But then on the right places !
I dont open my pants and pee upwards the silktapestry on the theater cafe
Just because its a long walk to the toilet
Why this brute behaviour in the publicity?
Do you really believe that all the claims of well behavior disappears
just because you have survived a labor in the worlds best health system ?
That you can do whatever because you have laid on your body epidurals
and laughing gas and laughed trough an eight hour long birth.
Do you feel that you deserve the Kings servicemedallion because you accomplished to press out a bluish little rascal
out of your predatormouth and ravaged your husbands sexlife forever at the moment
At last many are critic to parts of Josef Fritzl childcare methods
but one thing he shall have: he never bothered the cafeguests at Amstetten with vomit and colic.