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I am her fiancé, and the CEO of a large software group...
Let’s do this again:
Who are you?
Your fiancé.
Your profession?
Software of a large CEO group.
The other way around!
Sofia...!
I do sympathise with your plight,
but must hold out the prospect that your parents,
traditionalists that they are, might look through this ruse.
And according to my research,
it is not uncommon in Italy to feed false son-in-laws to... the pigs!
Do you think us uncivilised barbarians?
We have them cemented in!
Cemen...?!
Sofia...!
Cemented in!
Come on, Sofia!
Bastian, my dearest!
Mama, this is Bastian!
I’m Sofia’s mother!
Mio caro...! (My dear...!)
Hi, Caro.
These are Mario and Luigi!
Where did you guys leave Yoshi?
Erm, never mind!
Hello!
She’s taken quite a shine to you!
Cemented in!
Uh, not to the brim, please.
To the brim...?!
Cheers! Cheers!
Go, go, go...
Well done, Bastian!
Today, we’ve come together to celebrate the wedding!
Sofia!
The lord has heard our prayers!
Bastian!
He may be no Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise...
and his taste in shirts is questionable…
What’s Caro saying?
She thinks that you look like Tom Cruise!
...but
he has a good heart...
a big brain...
and quite...
...a big bank account!
Cheers!
Cheers, Bastian!
Cheers, Sofia!
A Kiss!
What...?
He wants kiss!
Do I have to?
Just do it!
Kiss... kiss... kiss... kiss...
A kiss?
Yes, a kiss!
Bastian kiss Sofia!
Kiss, Sofia!
Kiss... kiss... kiss... kiss...
Oh...
this slightly suboptimal.
Optimal, though, is the fact...
that the osmotic pressure of natrium chloride, meaning: salt...
erm...
to work with this...
...Chi-cha-Chianti...
...if I may?
Look what we found...
a really nice surprise...!
Bastian…!
Can you stop rubbing that man’s crotch...?!
Ryan...!
I am getting married!
To his crotch...?!
Leave my husband alone!
Are you serious...?!
Somthing funny!
WHAT?!
How did this...?!
Why didn't you tell me about this...?!
What the...?!
I’m his best friend!
I’m his ONLY friend!
My only friend...?
[ He's my sidekick ]
[ He's my Soul-mate ]
[ And to call him my friend, it's feeling so great ]
[ And I'm so lucky to call him my buddy! ]
[ Yes, He's my only friend! ]
My only friend...!
Bastian?
What are you doing?
We may be married...
but you can‘t forbid me to see my friends!
Ryan...?
Ryan...!
Ah,
the co-star!
Let me say:
That was the best drunk acting
I’ve seen in years!
Drunk...? Yes!
Acting...? No...!
I’m a…
how do you say…?
Informatiker...!
Sit down.
Let’s have a drink together.
Waiter... menu!
So...
what exactly do you do?
I’m in the film business.
You should meet my only friend…
Ryan!
Yes.
He's an actor!
Is this your friend?
Yes...! Where did you...?
He must have put it in the menu.
Oh, that sounds like Ryan!
Sounds...
like time for us to go.
Yes!
Take the CV and the photo!
Don't worry.
I won't forget his face...!
Ever!
[ ...I'm so lucky to call him my buddy! ]
[ Yes, He's my only friend! ]
Bon appetit!
Bon appetit, Bastian!
I can’t eat this pizza!
What?
What is he saying?
What is he saying, Sofia...?!
He wants to deliver a speech!
What is happening...?
You have to deliver a speech now!
I don’t speak Italian!
But I do...!
Just repeat after me!
Test, test!
TEST,TEST!
Huh...? Huh...?
TEST,TEST!
First of all...
FIRST OF ALLS...
...a compliment to the Papa!
A COMPLIMENT TO THE POPE!
Your suit is very nice.
THE FINGER... ON THE HAIR!
I will pay for the honeymoon!
THE PLATE OF CLAMS...
I SEND TO GOD!
I would like to have eight children.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE EIGHT MARTINIS!
Cheers...! Cheers...!
Cheers...! Cheers...!