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O'Brien: A cloud of suspicion
hangs over this administration.
Were there cover-ups?
Lies?
Selina: Oh, God.
I hate impeachments.
They're so '90s.
Well, the president
now has the Senate
and the House after him.
Gonna rain pain.
So what's POTUS's
next move, Jonah?
Oh, these lips are on lockdown.
Right.
You don't know.
No, I just have a "don't ask
don't tell" policy
about the things that I know.
Or that I don't know.
Jonah, don't talk, don't stay.
You need to *** off
and go back to Westworld.
- But, ma'am--
- You need to *** off.
- But, ma'am--
- I said *** off.
- Three ***, you're out.
- Yes, ma'am.
Yeah. Uh, guys, everybody
in my office, please.
Um, Gary, why don't you
come sit here next to me?
Okay.
I've already told Amy this,
but I have something
that I need to tell you all.
I think I know
what you're gonna say.
I've decided I'm not
going to join POTUS
in the next election.
I'm gonna get out.
Yeah.
Ma'am, you have my deepest,
deepest sympathies.
Okay, well, I'm not dead.
( chuckles ) My plan is
that I'm gonna leave
in two years,
but then I'm gonna
run for president
four years after that.
But in the meantime, I obviously
can't keep everybody on.
No, it's okay.
So if you need
to look for other jobs,
then you need
to be thinking about that.
No one's thinking about that
right now, ma'am.
Furthest thing from our minds.
I'm still digesting
the information.
Although I should
really take this call.
- Yeah?
- Selina: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, your devotion
to this job...
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- ...it's just inspiring, Dan.
He's not getting a call.
He's making a call, right?
Hi. Yes.
Can you please
tell Governor Chung
that Dan Egan is ready
for the Chung chat?
- ( phone chimes )
- Hi, Senator McKensie. How are you?
You really think she'll go?
God, that's such a shame.
No, it means I have
absolutely nothing to do.
I meant for her.
Still, this might mean
that we could spend
more time together.
Let's take it
one day at a time.
Sweet Jesus.
( chuckles )
Thank you so much for seeing me at
such short notice, Mr. Davison.
Happy to, Miss Wilson.
I'm an ardent admirer of your
efficiency and precision.
Oh, well, in that case,
let's get right to it.
Excellent.
I respect your brevity.
It's almost threatening.
Yes, Congressman Kosynski.
Or should I say
mentor Kosynski?
Yes, sir. Well, I always
thought of you as a mentor.
The father figure my own dad was
too weird and distant to be.
Like that night that you stayed over and
we read the papers the next morning?
- Uh-huh.
- That was really nice.
And I thought, yeah,
that is something
that I could do
for the rest of my life.
Yeah, well, you know,
I like sleep and newspapers
- as much as the next person, but...
- Right.
the rest of your life?
You know, you're gonna
get bedsores.
I would have no problem
finding you a position
within my Dream Metric team.
Sound good?
- Yes, sir.
- We are simpatico.
- We have a deal.
- Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
Yes, yes. Justice
Blackwell, how are you?
Thank you so much
for calling me back.
- You fast?
- Oh, yeah.
They call me
the Washington Flash.
( laughs ) I doubt that.
All right, let's get
this over with ASAP.
It's not gonna be easy
with this big, gangly
*** flap over here
who moves like--
hey, what do you
move like, Will?
I move as slowly
as a Mississippi detective
investigating the ***
of a young black man.
That's right.
Ready, Mike?
Yeah, abso-- oh.
Right behind you.
Hey, ma'am, you know
you're gonna break
the president's heart
with this news.
Wish I could break his spine.
But I can't, 'cause
it's made of Jell-O.
Come on, you being veep is the best
thing that's ever happened to America.
Gary, it has been ***.
- No, it hasn't.
- It has. I'm getting out.
- Oh, Madam Vice President.
- What did I tell you earlier?
- Again?
- Yeah.
Excuse me, Ben.
Gonna go see the president.
Uh, no. No, you're not.
He's canceled.
And you're gonna
meet with me instead.
Ma'am, that is what I was going
to tell you earlier today
- until you told me to--
- *** off.
Are you finishing my sentence or
are you telling me that again?
Both.
Yes, ma'am.
Good.
Go ahead.
Congressman...
( laughs )
Wow, you're fast.
Just wondering if you
could use a top press guy.
Ha! I really don't have
any need for you, Mike.
You're kind of obsolete.
You're like a Viking
stuck in time.
- I have excellent contacts.
- Really?
Very high up people, sir.
Very high up.
Maybe you can hook me up
with Charlize Theron.
Funny, but I'm being
serious, sir.
No, I'm being serious, too.
I'd like to *** her.
Why'd you leave anyway? You get stuck
with your *** in the veep's decaf?
No, we just all need
new challenges.
We? What, is the whole
team leaving?
- No, no. No, sir.
- Holy ***.
- She's leaving the ticket.
- No, absolutely not.
We had a *** deal.
I make Senate in two years,
we run together
as a team in six.
- That was the deal.
- Why don't you *** kill yourself, Will?
Let me be clear, sir. She may
be planning to run in six years
if she was leaving the ticket,
which I have not
actually said she will.
Oh, *** God,
thank you for stopping.
You know what?
If I didn't already know
how *** you are at your
job, you just proved it.
I have some
very big news, ma'am.
Well, I have huge news.
In fact, I guarantee you that
my news is front-page news.
Your news is probably
more like a page six,
Kardashian crap news.
POTUS knows how this
is all going to end,
so he drank
the poisoned Kool-Aid
from my very big, blue mug.
- Huh?
- He isn't going to run again in two years.
Are you serious?
No, I'm Joan *** Rivers.
Of course I'm serious.
Once the party leadership
figures out he's not gonna run,
then all the impeachment ***
is just gonna fade away.
So, um--
so why didn't he tell me this?
Why are you telling me this?
Because he couldn't stomach
the look-- like that,
just like that--
of unbridled joy.
Ben, I am crying
very quietly on the inside.
While in your mind you're doing
pirouettes on his grave.
Oh, don't tell me you're
not happy about this.
You're finally
getting out of here.
Well, it's not the job
that's depressing.
Life is depressing.
Let's go.
No, I've got it.
I can do this.
I'm fine.
( suppressed squeal )
( quietly ) Yes!
***! Gosh!
Ahem.
Hi, Sue.
We'd like to see the vice president
as a matter of some urgency.
- No.
- *** this, I'm going in the side door.
You do and Secret Service
might break your neck.
- That would be a tragedy.
- Yeah? Ma'am.
- Oh, hi, Roger.
- Can we talk?
Of course we can talk. Hey,
could I have my yogurt, please?
Oh, here.
Don't eat it too fast.
Oh, stop it, Nervous Nelly.
All right, get me something
sloppy with a spoon to eat.
- Do you want some yogurt?
- No, thanks.
- You look good, by the way.
- Oh, thanks.
What, are you
working out or what?
Yeah, I'm burning calories
with the old anxiety diet.
- Oh.
- You know, the anxiet.
If you want to get some cardio
exercise, you have to have a heart.
I heard a pretty lousy rumor
that you're not running for
reelection with POTUS in two years.
- Oh.
- And that would be disturbing
because I kind of need you
to run as VP again.
And then I get in the Senate
and then you and I
run together as a team.
- Remember, that was the deal.
- Yeah, I remember that.
Where did you hear this rumor?
Oh, I heard it from
the Gingerhead Man.
The gash with the stash.
McLintock.
What, are you kidding me?
Mike sees knowledge as the enemy.
Forget about that.
Then you are running with
the president in two years?
I am absolutely running
in two years.
And then four years
after that, reelection, baby.
What do you mean reelection?
Not reelection.
Election at that time.
- Yep. Right.
- You and I election.
Wait. But why did
you say reelection?
- What?
- You said reelection.
Which implies that perhaps
something else is going on.
I meant election.
You know what I meant.
- But you said reelection.
- I meant election, okay?
It's like saying
flammable or inflammable.
- It's the same thing.
- I smell a *** rat.
- Oh, stop it.
- I'll tell you what it is, too.
It's this whole administration.
And I'm gonna light a fire
under the whole thing.
Then we'll find out whether
it's flammable or inflammable.
Come on, Wilbo Faggins,
let's go.
Okay, where are my
beautiful veeple people?
There's one.
I need my veeple
to come into my office, please.
Hey, it's J-Diddy.
Ladies get giddy.
- Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
- Okay.
You like to have sex
and you like to travel?
- Yes, ma'am.
- Then you can *** off.
But I shall be right here
if you need me.
Like the mighty oak
that stands for-- ma'am.
I have something to say.
I've literally no idea
what you're gonna say.
I'm not leaving.
POTUS is leaving.
He's not gonna run
for a second term.
- I'm gonna run.
- Oh, my God!
- I'm gonna run for president!
- Oh, yeah!
- That's awesome.
- I did not see that coming.
Selina Meyer,
she deals 'em fire. Bam!
Boom! Let's go
to the *** moon!
I was this close
to living on my boat.
- Oh, my God. I'm just--
- Congratulations, ma'am.
( stammering ) Can you give me
some time with my core team?
- Um, Br-- Br-
- Ed.
- Bre-- Ed.
- Of course.
I feel as though I may
have missed something.
If you need to
fill me in on that--
Hey, what happened in there?
They're celebrating
because you weren't in there.
Gears are already turning.
- I see a lightbulb above your head.
- Bing!
Okay, now listen, so...
you guys don't need
to take other jobs.
You're here with me.
Uh, I've accepted
a number of posts.
- Did you say a number?
- Currently four.
Wow. You're gonna
cancel them, right?
Oh, clearly.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I've said no to everything, ma'am.
I am here for you.
- Good.
- Hey, ma'am.
I took a job also.
- I didn't mean you, Gary.
- I know.
What job?
I'm going into
business with Dana
and we're doing
D&G Cheese Overseas.
- Cheese?
- And it's overseas.
Wait a minute. You're
choosing dead milk over me?
No, don't say that.
That's not true.
Well, you're just gonna have to
tell her you're not gonna do that.
I can't.
I can't tell her that.
Why not?
Are you scared of her?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Gary, you cannot let this woman
have control over you, okay?
Seriously, you have got
to stick up for yourself.
You gotta work for me.
Right. Right.
She scares me a lot.
All right, call her in
and I'm gonna talk to her.
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah. Got it.
Ma'am, science fair
in 30 minutes.
Okay, you go deal with that
and you cover for Gary, okay?
You trust me
with that Leviathan?
Uh, ma'am, I left
my BlackBerry in--
Okay, now listen, I got
this science fair thing.
So I want to make my speech
- a little bit more presidential.
- Yeah.
Like I'm Marilyn Monroe,
just JFK the *** out of me.
- Ooh, I got something.
- You do?
- Yeah, I do. I got something.
- Selina: Fantastic.
I'm just completely
in the dark. If--
I'm gonna go call Andrew.
Mm-mm-mm.
- Uh-- uh--
- No, no, no, it's all about crazy money, Ame.
He's got the crazy money
and I'm crazy enough
to go get it.
- ( laughs )
- As long as it's strictly business.
Andy? It's me.
It's Lee.
Can you come here?
( laughing )
Dana:
Oh, there he is.
Hey, quit being so hot. You're
gonna melt all my cheese.
- Hi, you.
- Hi, sweetie. Hi.
Hey, what's wrong?
You look like you did when
I asked you to talk dirty.
- You were just like, "I'm in you right now."
- Shh. I know, I know.
Stop, stop. I wanted to talk
to you about something.
Selina's gonna stay.
Okay. Well, that
ship has sailed.
You're on the good ship
Pecorino now.
Yeah, I'm gonna stay,
too, I think.
- No. No.
- Okay, listen--
- Where's the Toscano?
- It's at D12.
That's right over there, okay?
She needs me.
It's like I'm her
central nervous system.
Honey, she'll get another
bag bunny, I just know it.
No, Brett, it's further down.
That's the Sardo, buddy.
Okay, I'm not a bag bunny.
It's like I'm Selina's
soul mate over there.
- Okay, I love the stinking *** out of you, Gary.
- I know you do.
She doesn't love you, okay?
She doesn't care.
- She does care.
- You're just a guy that does a job for her.
- That's not true.
- Who's more important to you?
- Me or her?
- Okay, that choice, there's no way--
Do we have any
with black truffle?
That's F15.
Okay? F15.
Listen, the choice you're giving me
between you and her, that's impossible.
Sorry, not black truffle.
I meant white truffle.
That's next to
the black truffle, okay.
What the *** is wrong
with you, Brett?
This is not a big place, is it?
It's not a big place.
I'm sorry. Would you
guys like some space?
- Yeah!
- No! Stay right where you are.
Okay, listen,
she wants to talk to you.
- She wants to explain this to you.
- Fine.
- Okay? Please?
- I'll go.
I'm not afraid to fight for you, Gary.
That's the truth.
No, no, no.
Bah, bah, bah, bah.
Let's literally
not fight, all right?
Okay?
That's good cheese.
Amy, this is really happening.
You know, listen,
just ignore that earlier me.
The "Little House
on the Prairie" ***.
No, updated me,
totally career focused
and shooting
for the White House.
Of course, and I am
right behind/beside you.
You, Chief of Staff
to the president,
me, chief of sexiness
and spooning.
Yeah, but as I said,
the focus right now
has got to be...
- ( knocks )
- Hey, Amy, can I talk to you about something?
Accidental *** move.
I had to write Selina's speech
for the science fair so fast
that I think I plagiarized a
speech that I wrote for Chung.
So here's Selina's hard copy
and Chung's is already
up on his YouTube.
I met a young woman
name Juanita.
- Oh, here's the bit.
- It's not about what America means to me.
It's what I mean to America.
Because America would be
nothing without Americans.
Jesus, you wrote this ***?
Yeah, it's like
a noun-verb gumbo.
So it's the fictitious girl.
I gave her the same girl.
Although I did change it
from Juanita to Anita.
Oh, that's a brilliant plan.
Why don't you change America to Shmamerica?
Yeah, I'm calling Mike.
No, I already tried him. It
went straight to voice mail.
I met this young
scientist named Anita.
- And I said to her...
- You got a charger?
- Shh, I'm trying to watch.
- Okay, champ.
...and she said, "It's not
what science means to me,
it's what I mean
to science."
Let's do this one first. This is a
mappable social media cloud for pets.
- Oh, I'm impressed with that.
- Home run.
Listen, let me tell you something.
Three words--
caucus, primary, money.
- Right?
- Go big.
No, four words-- money again.
Right?
'Cause that's what we need.
Mike, we need a lot of money.
This is Rachel and Erica
over here, ma'am.
- Oh, wow, what is this?
- It's an ant kibbutz.
Okay. I would love
to look at that.
Oh, and I just had a thought.
- Remember that Iowa steak fry thing?
- Mm-hmm.
- We need to go to that.
- Yeah.
Seriously, 'cause there's
a lot of money there.
- And steak.
- And steak. I love it.
So, I know what you're thinking,
Madam Vice President.
- You do? Uh-oh.
- A confined space, right?
But it's a humane environment.
Well, from up here,
they look like ants.
- ( Mike chuckles )
- That's a joke.
- Because they are ants.
- This way, ma'am.
- This is some kind of robot.
- Really? That's it?
- Would you excuse me?
- Hey, Joe *** Slow.
You ever think about
answering your phone?
Chill out. I lost my charger.
You got one?
You're at a science fair. One of these
kids could build you a charger.
- What's the problem?
- Ben's been trying to get in touch with the veep all day.
All right, well, she's busy.
Sorry there, Todd.
Just real quick.
- Oh.
- Matters of state.
Sir, yes, I have the vice
president for you. It's Ben.
- Give her a little space.
- Hi, Ben. How's it going?
Furlong has been spraying
all over town
that you think
POTUS is gonna quit.
What? I didn't say anything
to that crusty *** clown.
I might have mixed up
a couple words, but...
Well, now POTUS can't say that he
won't be running for reelection
because it'll look like
he's being pushed out.
So now our spineless,
flip-floppy fuckbag
is staying.
- Oh, boy.
- Is everything okay?
I've got to get out of here before
I set fire to one of these nerds.
- Okay, okay, let's go.
- That's my phone.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Girl: Madam Vice President.
- No.
- We're so sorry. She really likes it,
but unfortunately she's
out of time, you guys.
But this man right here
is gonna take over for her.
Don't *** this up. This is a public
relations nightmare waiting to happen.
Promise them everything.
Thank you, kids.
( sirens blaring )
- Ma'am, are you--
- ( elevator bell dings )
( muffled screaming )
Dan: I thought you'd
like this spot.
DC's current go-to place for
these off-the-record meets.
Good choice. Under the radar as
we used to say in the military.
Yeah, I think other
people say that, too.
It's about loyalty
to the truth.
And to the American people.
Furlong and Doyle have turned
their guns on the president.
That's the worst kind
of friendly fire.
The unfriendly kind.
Yeah, oh, Danny, I just
want to let you know,
one of your anecdotes
may have accidentally
made its way into
a veep speech via me.
And I'd really appreciate it if
you could let this one slide.
Selina's a plagiarist?
That's perfect.
You just handed me
a silver bullet.
And as you know,
I'm a good shot.
I might back away, though,
from calling her a liar.
After all, you didn't really meet
anyone named Juanita who said that.
No, I did. As I recall,
it went something like...
( Spanish accent ) "Mr. Ching,
I come to America to work.
I send money home, but life
here is so hard for me."
I didn't know you did voices.
( laughs )
Sue, come here.
- Where's Dan?
- He stepped out.
Um, ahem.
POTUS has decided
that he is staying,
and he is going to seek
reelection after all.
Of course he wants to stay.
Could you just not...
So he's running
for a second term,
which means I won't be
running for a first term.
So there's no point in my staying.
I'm just gonna leave.
- So he changed his mind again?
- Yeah.
Jesus, the inside of his head
must be like an Escher drawing.
Sue: Ma'am, Andrew
is here to see you.
Oh, good, more hurt
and disappointment.
There is one
other thing that--
and I'm so sorry
to let you down,
but I'm gonna stay with Selina.
You think you get to decide
on whether or not I hire you?
There are plenty
of Dans out there, Dan.
Look around.
Sorry, kid.
Hey, don't call me kid, okay?
I mean, A: you're not
Jimmy Cagney, all right?
And B: we're practically
the same *** age.
Then it must really hurt to know how
much more I've achieved in life.
Decorated veteran.
President-in-waiting.
Oh, okay. Do you see this?
See this right here?
You know what this is? This is me playing
"*** You" on the world's biggest cello.
Oh, I think someone just suicide
bombed their own future.
God, you know, if I had a dollar for every
time you mentioned that *** war,
I would buy a tank and I would
blow your fat *** head off.
- Wow. Well, I'm sorry, Dan.
- ( phone chimes )
I hate to leave a man down,
but I'll see you around.
Danny.
Danny, hey.
Are you *** kidding me?
You brought me
over here for nothing?
Are you really talking
to me like this right now?
- I have *** to do.
- I am in a bad way.
Honestly, it's so out of line.
- It's so out of line.
- It is.
You get ***
by everybody in DC--
your friends, your enemies,
your colleagues,
your *** family.
That's Washington, DC, for you.
DC-- District of ***.
Ma'am, you remember
Sally, T.J., and Paul.
This is my nerd herd. And I
mean that affectionately.
Jonah, this is
a restricted area.
We're like Area 51
except more restricted.
- Jonah, can you come here just for a second?
- Yeah.
Do you want to fill me in as
to what's going on right now?
Yes, ma'am. Your abrupt
exit from the science fair.
Mike needed a PR fix, so you have to
give these guys a West Wing tour.
- What?
- Uh, ma'am.
This has got to stop.
You should be aware that
the president is on his way.
Hey, why don't we go sit
on these chairs for a second?
What did you say? The
president is coming here?
- Yes.
- Why? He never comes here.
I don't know. Information-wise,
I am becalmed.
The president is coming here?
Gary, Dana just cleared security.
This is anarchy.
Hey, ma'am, is now a bad
time to talk to Dana?
- Yeah!
- Okay, let me just go fix that.
I'll fix that.
- Hey. Hey.
- Gary who I'm gonna marry.
Fiancée in the house.
Ooh, ooh!
This is not a good time, baby.
I brought the Pecorino
Duo Grande sampler.
- Shaved and grated.
- Okay, I'll just give this to her.
But why?
Oh, my God, is it Selina?
Right? She doesn't
like me, is that it?
- She loves you.
- Then what is it?
Shh, shh.
- POTUS is coming.
- Oh, my God!
There's a lot of security and he
doesn't like a lot of people around.
He should get the basket. Right?
We'll get him to tweet about it.
It'll be great publicity.
You know I'm right.
Is he gonna drop me
from the ticket?
- Is that what's going on? He's gone postal.
- I have no idea.
- Ma'am.
- What?
You've got to mello yellow.
Don't tell me not to panic.
I know how to freak out, okay?
Everybody can just
shut the *** up.
- I got to think.
- Okay.
- We know what she's like.
- Andrew, don't talk to me.
Ma'am, should I get Jonah
to get the kids--
I'll get Jonah
to get the kids out.
Jonah, why don't you put
the kids in my office?
- Mike. Mike.
- Is the president coming?
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
- Ma'am, I'm coming.
- I'm here. I'm here.
- Come here.
- We got to make a statement.
- Okay.
Because I think POTUS is coming
here to kick me off the ticket.
And I've got to make a statement
saying I'm leaving the ticket
before he drops me from it. I've got to
jump before we get stabbed in the back.
- Danny Chung is making an announcement.
- What?
I was proud to serve
in the military.
I'm proud to serve
as a governor.
Today I've set up
an exploratory committee
- to look into whether in a couple of years...
- Okay.
...I might be of use serving
at an even higher level.
Does she make you happy?
Because I make you happy.
Of course you make
me happy, baby.
- Ma'am, we're gonna have to ask you to leave.
- What is this?
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
We are gonna talk about this
when we get home.
- You are my diamond.
- I am a diamond in the rough.
- I know you're a diamond.
- Get your hands off me.
I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna run against Chung.
Okay? I'm gonna take
myself off the ticket.
I'll run against Chung
and I'll run against POTUS.
It'll be like
a political massacre.
Quit freaking out. You need
to get your head together.
What do you mean? The president's
gonna be here any second.
Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie.
- This is for you.
- What?
It's like a Pecorino
peace offering.
What the crippling ***
is going on with you?
- I got rid of Dana.
- You've got to get out of here.
- Get out of here.
- I have POTUS incoming!
- I have POTUS incoming!
- Make a statement, Mike.
- About what? About what?
- Everything.
All possible statements
that you can even think of.
Okay, I'll come up
with something.
- Let's go say hi to POTUS.
- Don't talk to me like I'm a crazy person.
I didn't mean to.
It came out weird.
Jonah: Make a hole, yo. POTUS
coming through. Make a hole.
T.J.:
You're not the president.
No, but you're not Justin
Bieber either, are you, sport?
Ma'am.
POTUS is here.
Where?
Has he been miniaturized?
He's right in that room.
Would you care to join him
in your office?
Uh...
- Am I about to get whacked?
- No, no, no.
No, it's good to see you again.
Take care.
Your boss wants to see you.
Don't keep him waiting.
What's going on here?
Is it Bring a Disparate
Person to Work Day?
Uh, Selina is about to get a
Potal bullet through the head
and you are all about to be
unemployed and homeless.
But, Amy, I don't want you to worry.
You can crash at my place.
We're so ***.
We're so ***.
We've *** DC over
so many different ways,
no one's gonna hire us now.
How am I gonna pay
for my *** boat?
Enough about
the *** boat, Mike.
Take a flare gun, put it in your
mouth, and blow your head off.
Listen to yourselves.
You people are monsters.
Sue: Ed, you really need
to can it right now.
Do not comment
on this office, okay?
Hey, Sue, don't talk
to me that way, okay?
You're the secretary
to the vice president.
That's like being
Garfunkel's roadie, okay?
So this is Selina's
team in action.
- That explains a lot to me.
- Likewise.
Yeah, well, they're actually
better than my team.
My team is just
*** horrible.
Ma'am?
Hi.
I think I know what you're gonna
say, but I don't wanna jinx it.
POTUS is not
gonna be running
for a second term.
- Gary: Oh, my God!
- I'm gonna run.
Whoa, whoa! Ma'am, give me
the straight poop here.
- Is this for real?
- It's totally for real.
Oh, thank you! Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
- Can we make it public?
- No, no, no, no.
- We got to wait for POTUS to make a statement.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
( laughs )
Ma'am, of all the places
that I have liaised,
I have enjoyed liaising
here the most.
Okay, guys, we don't want to
get ahead of ourselves here.
- We've got a lot of work.
- Yep, a long road ahead.
- Right?
- And we're going all the way.
And for the record, ma'am,
I always believed in you.
Well, I have to say that
I believed in me, too.
- Amy: Of course.
- Yeah.
POTUS, he knew the gig was up
because Doyle, Furlong, Chung
all turned the party
against him.
I mean, it was just,
you know, RIP-OTUS.
Just complete sinking ***.
No, he had to go. Together we
are going to make history.
We're going to
the White House, ma'am.
Boom, boom, pow.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Wow.
( all laugh )
My brain is at
your service, ma'am.
- We'll see.
- Ma'am, I am so psyched.
And the science fair speech
was plagiarized from Chung.
Just wanted you
to know that up front.
- What? What? What? What?
- Yep.
- You're kidding.
- No.
- And so it begins.
- Yeah, with a kick to the ***.
So, Dan, you're gonna have to
clean up your own *** diaper.
- Got it?
- Not a problem.
You know what? We got to talk
about the campaign, don't we?
- Okay. I'm right behind you.
- Okay, great.
Gary, call Dana.
She's called 90 times.
- Gary: ***.
- Talk to her, then sedate her.
Ma'am, the president
has left the building.
- Who gives a flying ***?
- ( all laugh )
- Not yet.
- Sorry. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it.
Ma'am, West Wing.
- This is your fault.
- No, no.
I didn't arrive soon enough to
be able to cut out the cancer.
Oh, no, I think you arrived with
a man bag filled with tumors.
That was POTUS's problem.
Because he relied
on those two guys.
One a burnt-out loser,
the other a conniving robot.
- Crazy.
- Bad combo, yeah.
- Oh, hello, kids.
- Come on in.
Oh, my God, have you been
here this whole time?
M&Ms for the scientists.
So come with me
'cause I've got an idea.
I might show you around
the West Wing.
- Gary: Ahh!
- Would you?
- Do you like government?
- Yes.
- And do you like politics?
- Yeah.
Oh, good. Because politics is
about people, don't you think?
- Yeah.
- It is when you think about it.
'Cause without people,
you can't have politics.
See how crowded this is?
I mean, it's very
claustrophobic.
I think that the president
should only have her staff here.
Or his staff.
You know, their staff.
I mean, I've never seen--
like that one we just passed,
I don't know
who that person is.
I've never seen
that person in my life.
No business being here.
Selina did not plagiarize
Danny Chung's speech.
Mike's already told you that.
No, I am not plagiarizing Mike.
I know it's boring,
but, hey, I'm boring.
Those curtains there are going.
Wow, those are hideous.
- We're still together, right?
- Ed, I haven't got time.
Time for us or do you mean
time as a general concept?
Hi, Terry. I am sorry
I missed your call.
Hi, Dana. Hey.
Hey, listen.
I just wanted to say that--
Okay. Okay. If you've got
something to say, you go first.
Was your mom plagiarizing the Bible
when she said, "Oh, God, oh, God"?
The president's chair
is a couple inches higher
than the rest of the chairs
in the Oval Office.
And I used to think, "Oh, my
God, that's so ridiculous."
But now I think it makes sense
because I think it's a good
psychological trick.
Yeah, that's what I-- you're
not finished? Go ahead.
Oh, she loved the cheese.
Loved it.
When I grow up, I want to be
vice president just like you.
Oh, no, you don't.
You want to be president.
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