I know what you're wondering.
"What do the Agents of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
do
when they're not
saving the world?"
Don't rush, Rick.
Read the rock.
Take a moment
and plan your route.
Yeah, yeah.
Will you hurry up?
They're gaining on us.
This is a training exercise,
not a race.
Hey.
I'm climbin' here.
Bye-bye.
Make a hole, people.
See ya at the top.
Ain't a race, remember?
Take it from a real soldier.
You want to make a man
push him.
To the limit.
Then ya push him more.
If he doesn't break,
he's got a shot.
Okay, it's on.
Oh, yeah.
Don't wanna rub it in your face,
but I kinda did it.
In your face.
Took me a long time to learn
my strengths and weaknesses.
Better if Rick
learns his in training,
not in the field.
Hulk's worse than my mom.
I mean,
Skaar's the same age as me.
I-I think.
And green doesn't treat him
like a little baby.
Rick, watch it!
Rick!
I got it.
Gonna change his diaper too?
Kid would have
survived the fall.
Probably.
Not the point, Red.
Yeah, the point is
to show 'em how it's done.
Heads up!
Ah! Cheater!
Hoorah!
King of the Mountain!
Hope you were
paying attention, Jones.
Huh!
Whoa-whoa!
Is this part of the test?
Uh-oh.
Whoa!
S01E06 - Savage Land
Jump!
Huh?
Oh!
Chillax, bro.
It'll take more than an avalanche
to hurt The Bomb.
Mmm.
This volcano is
supposed to be dormant.
It's not due to erupt
for another million years.
Where's shouty man?
Red was on top when it blew.
Look, that rock's
headed for vista Verde.
I got it.
Found Red.
Skaar, go help him
stop the fireballs.
Skaar slash!
I'm gonna go help too.
No, you're with me and Jen.
We gotta divert that lava flow.
That's one
jerkwater town saved.
You're welcome!
Good dog.
It's working.
Keep going.
I'm on it.
Heavier than it looks.
Watch out!
Hey, what are you doing?
Magma contained.
Nice work, smashers.
- Why did you pull me out?
- I was saving your scaly butt.
You were about
to take a lava bath.
So what?
My armor's tougher than you think.
Not a good time to test it.
There's never a good time.
Not with you.
Kid's got a point.
Someone's gotta
show him the ropes,
let him make his own mistakes.
Rick's a teenage kid learning
to be a hero, not a soldier.
Red's ideas about basic training
are only gonna get him into trouble.
Looks like our backyard
barbecue wasn't an isolated incident.
Lots of eruptions.
Coming from here.
Antarctica.
The South Pole?
Nothing down there but a bunch of
ice and penguins.
All sorts of stuff
to hurt me there.
Don't joke, rookie.
South Pole is also home
to the savage land.
We better check it out
before the planet
turns itself inside out.
So
what is the savage land?
It's an isolated tropical region
hidden deep within Antarctica.
And full of dinosaurs.
Ooh.
Dinosaurs?
Real dinosaurs?
I love dinosaurs.
Scales, fangs, claws,
they're my peeps.
Check me out, I'm a t-Rex.
I can't quite reach you
with my tiny arms.
This is the coolest
field trip ever.
Are we there yet?
A dinosaur! Dinosaur!
Oh, my gosh.
Dinosaurs with lasers.
How cool is that?
Why do you think they call it
"The Savage Land", kid?
I can't shake 'em.
Don't worry.
We're packing too.
So?
Let 'em have it already.
More coming in from above.
I see 'em!
Oh, who is that?
Sauron.
Half man, half dinosaur.
Has some kind of
mind-control power.
Can drain your energy by touch.
He probably wants to rule the earth.
Come, my brothers.
Let us show them why dinosaurs
are meant to rule the earth.
Yep.
What'd I tell you?
Bet they want to eat us too.
Well, they can choke on this.
Come on, A-Bomb.
Someone's gotta teach you
how to take care of yourself.
So big brother here won't have to
keep wiping your nose.
Hmm.
'Bout time.
Pure and simple,
I'm the only one qualified
to train the kid.
Plus, I love that
it annoys greenie.
You know, we've never been buds,
but Red's actually being really cool to me.
It sure beats arguing all the time.
You keep those things off our back
and I'll land us in one piece.
I hope this thing has wipers.
Merry Christmas.
Time you learn
how to handle a flying lizard.
The gamma taser?
- A-Are you sure?
- Let's make 'em extinct again!
Don't be shy, kid.
It's not about quality of shots.
It's about quantity.
I can't believe
I'm zapping dinosaurs.
Yeah!
Come get some!
Ah!
Ah! Give me your strength,
my brother.
- Watch it!
- Uh! Sorry.
Red, you know Rick hasn't
been trained on this weapon.
It's on-the-job training.
He's never gonna learn from you,
nurse Nancy.
Ah!
Rick!
Oh, no.
This was all your fault.
My fault?
He's the one who fell off.
'Bout time you put on
your gamma blaster.
What are those chuckleheads doing?
Yeah!
Whoa!
We survived extinction.
You will not, beast.
Man's time on this planet
is at an end.
Not on my watch, needle nose.
Huh?
The jungle will
soften them up for us.
Now come.
We have work to do.
Jen, we lost Rick.
Have you seen Red?
Can we discuss this later?
Like, after the crash?
And we're here.
Red, so, uh,
how are we gonna find the others?
We'll rendezvous
at the objective.
- But where's that?
- Over there, Einstein.
Oh, of course.
The giant super volcano.
Maybe we should go around?
Lesson one, face front.
Always meet danger head on.
Stick with me, kid, and you'll be
giving old greenie lessons.
You know, maybe red's not such
a big old jerk after all.
That's, what, the third
jump jet we've crashed this month?
Good news is,
I think I can get it flying again.
Just need to realign
the turbine thrust vectors.
Give me an hour.
No, if we go airborne, Sauron
will know we're coming.
First order of business,
find A-Bomb and Red.
Over-protective much?
They can take
care of themselves.
- Even Rick.
- What are you talking about?
I'm not over-protective.
Not over-protective?
Ha!
My cuz wouldn't even let me fight
Batroc The Leaper
when I first became a Hulk.
Rick, I feel ya, dude.
Point is, Rick became
A-Bomb because of me.
I don't want him to make
the same mistakes I did.
He won't.
He'll make his own mistakes.
That's how you learn.
You gotta let Rick be Rick.
What would scare them?
Think we found the source
of our problem.
You two scout that volcano,
find out what Sauron's up to.
I'll find the others.
There's no telling what kind of
trouble Red's gotten them into.
Awesome.
Lesson two:
smash first,
ask questions later.
Well, I'll be a
monkey's red butt.
Obey me, you beast.
Destroy them.
What lizard people doing?
Whoa.
Nothing good.
That's for sure.
They actually built
a doomsday machine.
Hello, doomsday machine.
Since when did
dinosaurs get so smart?
Well, we're here.
Might as well save the world.
Skaar, slash drill.
Got it?
- I'll cover you.
- Skaar slash!
And we're off.
My drill.
In danger.
Finish them!
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
No!
Hang on, Rick.
I'll get you out of there.
Fat chance.
That's how you do it.
I leave you alone for two seconds
and you get Rick
swallowed by a dinosaur?
So let's perform
a little A-Bomb-ectomy.
Ha-ha!
Got a better idea.
Whoa!
Whoa, easy, big fella.
Calm down.
Calm down.
That's a good boy.
Lesson three,
no more lessons from Red.
Dinosaur trying to eat me again.
Ah!
Relax.
He's our friend now.
He's free of Sauron's
mind control.
Aw.
He's a cute
little devil, isn't he?
Who's a devil dinosaur?
That's you.
Spikes and horns and roar.
I love devil dinosaur.
Yeah, you are.
I told Hulk my armor's tough.
I just rolled up into a ball
so devil couldn't digest me.
Play time's over.
Let's move.
Which one stop drill?
Halt, beast man.
My thrall savage.
Skaar?
What are you
Give me your strength.
Yes!
The global cataclysm
is at hand!
Earthquake and fire
will destroy human civilization!
- Dinosaurs
- Are history.
And so are you.
I'll take Sauron.
- You guys take the drill.
- Oh, no.
I'll take the drill.
You take Sauron.
I'm on it, green.
Traitor!
You would defend those
who would destroy us?
Gotta put the brakes
on this drill, Jones.
Hey, wait up.
The final plate
is about to fracture.
The end of your world
is at hand.
Such power.
I have never felt
anything its equal.
Red, you gonna stop this thing,
or what?
Working on it.
Let's see.
If I was a reverse lever,
which one would I be?
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe!
Ooh, I'm good.
Stop them!
No!
Red!
Hang on, red.
Time to put my armor to the test.
My drill!
No.
All my power.
Burned away.
You're done.
Well done.
My brothers.
I've lost control of them.
And they've come for me.
You'll pay for this, Hulk!
That's one pterodactyl
turning chicken.
Hmm.
Rick?
Rick!
He
didn't make it.
No.
Ah, I was just messing with ya.
Yeah, I figured,
you little punk.
Let's get out of here.
You did okay, kid.
For a rookie.
All thanks to my training,
of course.
What training was that?
No, no, no, to be fair,
I did face the danger head-on,
but only after I took a moment
to think things through.
- Best of both worlds.
- You did good today, Rick.
Oh, yeah!
Who's a full-fledged, card-carrying
Agent of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
?
That would be moi.
Da bomb.
That's my name.
The A-Bomb.
I said you did good today.
There's still tomorrow.
Training center.
Ten minutes.
Aw
Why did we bring that thing back?
We already have a dog.
Huh?
Hey, A-Bomb.
Your next training mission
will be to train "Red Rover"
to go to the bathroom outside.
He just left souvenirs
from the savage land
all over red's bunk.
I realize I gotta
let Rick be Rick.
He needs a chance to spread
his wings before he can fly.
That's what I've been saying.
Ju
You mind?
I'm trying to have
a private moment here.
Sheesh.
Hulk out.