♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
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♪ teenage mutant
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that's 11 pizzas
you owe me.
That's 12 pizzas
you owe me.
Ha! Looks like 13
was your unlucky
number, dude.
Raphael and Michelangelo
had a bet going
as to who could build the
tallest stack of soda cans.
Yeah, and I left him
high and dry.
Well, high anyway.
You guys can
settle up later.
It's time for April's
news broadcast.
I hope it's good news
for a change.
In this city?
Leaders of industry are
threatening to leave the city
as the wave
of kidnappings continue.
Hmm. That would be
most unfortunate.
The head of titanicorp
was kidnapped this morning
by men dressed
in business suits.
In business suits?
Well, at least this is one
crime we won't be accused of.
And moments ago,
the head of giganticorp
was skyjacked
and his helicopter
shot down
by more kidnappers
dressed as businessmen.
Whoa, I've heard of
hostile takeovers,
but this is, like,
too Gonzo for me.
Hmm. There's something
strange going on.
I wonder if we
should investigate.
What for?
We're ninja
crime fighters,
not big time
businessmen.
I fear he is right,
Leonardo.
It is said that
the wise bird
does not nest
in another's tree.
Bingo! Which means
we're keeping our beaks
out of others people's
problems.
APRIL: The top executives
of behemoth baking company
have been abducted
by kidnappers
dressed as businessmen.
Behemoth is the nation's
leading supplier
of pizza crust dough,
and a global pizza
shortage is expected.
Ohh. Dirty pool!
Now they're hitting us
where we live!
A pizza shortage?
How will we survive,
dudes?
This time they've
gone too far.
Right.
Turtles
to the rescue!
I knew that would stir
their patriotic spirit.
How come we're
staking out a company
where nothing's
happening?
Because the incredibly
huge corporation
is one of the few places
that hasn't been hit.
Which means
they're about due.
Just keep
your eyes peeled
for suspicious-looking
men in business suits.
You mean, like, those
suspicious-looking men
in business suits?
It's them.
Let's teach these three-piece
outlaws a lesson.
Aah!
Whoa!
Looks to me like they could
teach us a few lessons.
All right,
kidnappers,
gotcha!
Hey, dudes,
no fair!
Put him down.
As you wish.
Nice work,
Leonardo.
You really showed
those guys.
Hey, don't knock it.
I did get this.
Let's see what's inside.
I don't get it.
Crooks dressed
as businessmen
using blasters
that look like
something krang
might've dreamed up.
Wait a minute.
Do you think
it's possible?
Exactly what
I was thinking.
Corporate raiders
from dimension x!
"Octopus, inc.
Our tentacles
are everywhere."
These guys aren't criminals
disguised as businessmen.
They actually
are businessmen.
And with all that firepower
they're packing,
there's no way we can
stop them alone.
We've got to go somewhere
and think this out.
And I know
just the place--
the Russian pizza room.
My favorite scarfing
establishment.
Just as you ordered,
comrades.
The moscow pizza special.
One miserable slice?
Forgive me,
tovariches.
There's not a scrap of pizza
dough left in the city.
And I thought Russia
had shortages.
We've got to do something about
these corporate kidnappings.
And now!
Our only hope is to
get inside octopus, inc.
And find out why
they're snatching
all these businessmen.
With these armored shells
and green beaks?
Heh. Lots of luck.
Yeah, Raphael's right.
We need a human-type
dude for this gig.
Ok, then.
How about April?
No, forget it.
Her face is too well-known
from the 11:00 news.
Hey, I got it,
compadres!
Casey Jones!
Oh, you mean
that nutball
who thinks he's
a crime fighter?
I hate to say it,
but Casey looks like
our only hope.
Oh, boy.
Are we in trouble.
Hello,
classified section?
I'd like
to place an ad.
"Attention Casey Jones,
"tonight at midnight,
I'm going to rob
"the candy machine
in the park.
Just try and stop me."
You really think
that'll get his attention?
You'll see.
Just act like you're trying to
break open the candy machine.
Unh! With pleasure.
This thing just
ate my quarter!
Filthy lawbreaker!
Unhand that
vending machine.
Casey, no! Wait!
Low-life vermin,
take this!
Move it!
Whoa!
I'll teach
you criminals
not to desecrate
our fair playgrounds.
Mellow out, c.J.
It's us!
Don't you remember us?
We're the turtles!
Ugh!
I always knew
you were criminals.
Hyah!
Us?
You're the one who's
guilty of assault
with a deadly hippo,
pal.
We need you
to go undercover
in the octopus, inc.
Building.
We've discovered
they're behind
all these
corporate kidnappings.
Ooh!
Those are
the biggest crimes
in the city
right now.
Exactamundo, dude.
And only you
can help stop them.
Hmm, since you put it
that way...
I'm seeking
employment.
LEONARDO: What are
they doing to Casey?
They're accessing
his job history.
Now to feed them
the phony data.
Well now,
you do have
quite an interesting
employment record,
mister...
Jones. Casey Jones.
Yes, but I wonder
if you're quite right
for octopus, inc.
How would you like
to see for yourself,
Mr. scuzzbucket?
Hmm.
A ruthless,
violent attitude.
I like that.
You're hired.
Ok, turtles. I'm in.
Great, Casey.
Now keep an eye out
for anything suspicious.
And above all,
be careful.
Don't worry.
I will.
Hey, Jones!
Quit talking
to yourself.
There's work
to be done.
Remember, Jones.
I've got my eye on you.
One wrong move,
and you're fired!
Oh, yeah?
Fire this.
[GRUNTING]
Whoa! Now, Mr. Jones,
I was only fooling...
Sir.
Now that's what I like to
see in our employees--
good old take-charge
aggressiveness.
Son, I see big things for
you at octopus, inc.
I'm putting you
in our special
employee training
program.
Casey, come in.
What's going on?
There's no answer.
He'd better not be
in any trouble,
'cause there's no way we
can get him out of there.
Now, the training seminar
is right
through that door.
I'm sure it'll give you
a whole new outlook
on this company...
By turning you all
into mindless slaves
of our beloved
chairman of the board.
Casey. Casey, come in.
Calling Casey Jones.
Oh, I hope he's not
in any trouble.
Welcome
to octopus, inc.'S
executive assertiveness
training.
As an octopus employee,
you have
only one concern--
unquestioning obedience
to octopus, inc.
MEN: Obedience to
octopus, inc.
Obedience to
octopus, inc.
Obedience to
octopus, inc.
Obedience to
octopus, inc.
This is some weird
kind of brainwashing.
I'm getting out
of here. Aah!
MEN: Obedience to
octopus, inc.
Fellows, I don't like
the looks of this.
We haven't heard from
Casey in over an hour.
If he's in trouble, I don't
know what we can do about it.
For sure.
We can't fight off
all those white-collar
crazies.
Well, get ready to fight off
at least 4 of them. Look.
They're going
to hit
the itty bitty
corporation!
Talk about scraping the
bottom of the barrel.
Hey, this gives me
a chance to try out
my new secret weapon.
Like, what new
secret weapon?
You'll see.
All right,
lawbreakers!
Freeze!
RAPHAEL: Oh, not again.
Whoa!
Aah!
That's life
in the big city.
All right,
you corporate creeps,
prepare to face...
The retro-catapult!
A gizmo that
flings garbage?
The forces
of evil everywhere
are quaking in terror.
Come on, we'll get
their weapons.
If their weapons
don't get us first.
A bucket of water?
Terminate them.
Get their blasters!
Wh--what?
Where am I?
The last thing
I remember
was going to the octopus
training seminar.
Do you work
for octopus, inc.?
No, but some of their
executives kidnapped me.
Now I get it!
All the octopus, inc.
People are brainwashed.
And everyone
they've kidnapped, too.
Yeah. But now we've
got a weapon...
'Cause water undoes
the brainwashing!
Whoa! I guess there's
just nothing like
a bucket of soapy water
to make a dude
come clean.
Then let's hurry,
because unless
I miss my guess,
Casey Jones is in
serious trouble.
We'll send help.
You will lay down
your lives for octopus, inc.
MEN: We will lay down our
lives for octopus, inc.
You will become
total corporate slaves.
I will become a total
corporate slave.
Excuse us, ma'am.
We all are city
washbasin inspectors.
You're what?
We're here to check out
a serious violation
of city code
number 317-b-minus.
Uh, that would be
cracked porcelain.
I'm sorry.
I'll have to clear you.
No time, ma'am.
This here's a serious
bureaucratic emergency.
But, but, but...
You'll destroy and plunder
for octopus, inc.
I will destroy and plunder
for octopus, inc.
MICHELANGELO: Yo! C.J.!
Snap out of it.
There's no use.
This guy's
in LA-LA land.
Totally zoned.
There's only
one thing to do.
Donatello,
let him have it.
Hey, what the heck?
You're free!
Come on.
Just a minute.
I feel an overwhelming
need to break something.
Namely, this stinking
hypnotic equipment!
Hyah!
It would be
a lot healthier
if you just let
your feelings out.
The purpose of this
meeting, gentlemen,
is to announce
that octopus, inc.'S
most hush-hush project
is finally nearing
completion.
I give you...
Octopus stadium!
This evening,
all octopus employees,
as well as new recruits,
will gather in the stadium
for the grand arising
and take over the world!
Grand arising?
Of what,
exactly?
You've got me.
All I know is
we've got to--
stop them!
Oh, yeah?
Take this!
Come on, dude,
help us get
wet and wild!
Uh-oh. Another
corporate division.
Turtle power!
It's retro-catapult
time again.
This time it will
work for sure.
Oh, no.
Not again!
I'm beginning to hate
that invention.
Hey, compadres,
do something!
We're running out
of ammo!
No sweat,
Michelangelo.
Am I brilliant,
or what?
Forget I asked.
The sprinklers
are out, too!
DONATELLO: Fellas, maybe
the water won't run,
but that doesn't mean
we can't!
Quick! Casey,
use your bat!
You don't even
have to say please.
♪ Nyah, nyah
nyah, nyah ♪
♪ you can't
get us ♪
Will you cool it,
Michelangelo.
We've got more important
things to worry about.
Like figuring out why someone
cut off the water supply.
Probably because they're
wise to what it does.
Righteous notion, dude.
Which means that
someone around here
isn't hypnotized!
And I'll lay
even money
he's behind
that door.
"Office of the president."
Heh! Let's go for it!
All right, mister.
We're going to put
you out of business.
Oops!
On the contrary,
I've a few
corporate strategies
I've been waiting
to show you.
Shredder!
So you're the one
behind all these
chrome-collar crimes.
That's right.
I rule
octopus, inc. Now,
and I've some business
for you to discuss
with my two
vice presidents.
Shall we...
Take a meeting?
I think I liked
them better
before they turned
respectable.
[ALL GRUNTING]
RAPHAEL: Don't you agree
there's too much violence
in today's workplace?
We got them, boss.
You want us
to finish them?
No. It is almost time
for the grand arising.
Throw them in with
the old man for now.
Aah!
I don't get this.
Why has shredder
taken over this company?
And what does he want
with that stadium?
And what is this
grand arising business?
And who's that old
geezer in the corner?
Uh, yo, secretary,
bring me
500 jelly doughnuts
and a diet soda.
I'm trying to
watch my weight.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
Uh-oh. The boss.
Act busy.
You lazy mutants!
Get the turtles.
The time of the grand
arising has arrived.
Just a little more...
And there! Got it.
Great. Now free
the rest of us.
Sir, do you work
for octopus, inc.?
What's with
that old guy?
I think he's saying
he's deaf?
No, just
hard of hearing.
And his hearing
aid is broken.
I'll bet that's why
he was locked up--
because he
can't hear,
all those
brainwashing commands
couldn't
hypnotize him.
There.
It's as good as new.
Oh, thank you.
Who are you, anyway?
I'm octavius ogleby.
I'm the president
of octopus, inc.
Not anymore.
A dude named shredder
is the big kahuna now.
Shredder?
But he was supposed
to be a silent partner.
What does he want
with octopus stadium?
And what's this
grand arising?
I don't know.
We'll have to check
the blueprints.
CASEY JONES: : If we don't
get to break something soon,
I'm gonna go nuts.
RAPHAEL: Funny, I thought
you went nuts years ago.
But this isn't
the original plan.
He's totally changed it.
I take it this incredibly
elaborate hydraulic system
is a new addition?
Yes--
but the only reason
he could possibly want it
is to raise something
out of the earth below.
So that's what
the grand arising is.
He's gonna raise
the techno-drome
back to the surface.
Hmm.
What are these
old buildings
beneath the stadium?
The ruins of the great
octopus exposition of 1890.
It was built
to celebrate
the founding of the
company 100 years ago.
Well, today it's going
to save your company...
Along with the rest
of the world.
Come on!
Get your grand
arising programs.
You can't tell
what's arising
without a program.
What do you think
you're doing?
Oh, gee, boss.
Can't a junior executive
rake in a couple
of extra bucks?
Yeah, we want to be
big business typhoons.
It's almost time
for the grand arising.
Get down and make sure the
hydraulics are in order.
Now to get to work.
All right.
Let's waste
this pile of junk.
Hold it, dude.
This is a mucho
delicato operation.
Tonight you will be
witnesses to history
as the techno-drome
once again
comes to the surface
of the earth.
With you
as my faithful army
of mindless followers,
I will rule the world.
MEN: Rule the world.
Rule the world...
Let the grand arising
begin!
How's it coming,
Donatello?
Almost done.
Another few seconds.
There. It's finished.
Yeah! And so are we!
I'll say you are.
Hang on, guys.
Oh, no. Not that rolling
booby-trap again!
I promise you
this time it'll work.
Ow!
Ooh!
Supremo invention!
It's starting
to rise.
Get them
out of here!
The techno-drome returns!
Ow!
Yeow!
What?
What? Where am I?
What happened to
the techno-drome?
The turtles were
fooling around
with the plumbing
down below.
Yeah, boss.
Hmph! Ah...
What's going on?
I don't remember
a thing.
Nor I.
We must've been
hypnotized.
They're all coming
to their senses.
We must flee!
Oh, does that mean
we got to give back
these suits?
Thanks to you,
my corporation
has been saved.
It would've have
needed saving
if you hadn't
done business
with an evil fiend
like shredder.
You're right.
He was quite
the slimeball.
I should've listened
to my conscience.
But from now on,
I promise you,
there will be
a new octopus, inc.
No longer will greed
be our single
motivating factor.
We will clean up
the environment.
We will help
the underprivileged.
We will make this a better
world for everyone.
Regardless of race,
creed, or color.
Even green?
Especially green.
Hey, it may not be
a realistic ending,
but it is a happy one.
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