Hello again American people! I have come to write a song for you in the American style.
I hope you enjoy it.
[counts in Russian]
[music]
I never saw a smarter man-- You heard the substance of his plan?
He'll make a fortune from his cargo, Sneaking past the trade embargo.
And if we catch a snitch around, With difficulty he will sit down!
[music]
No one can ever underbid you, Nor the government forbid,
You can't suffer from your trade-- of course, there was old Bernie Madoff...
Give yourself a Christmas bonus, Uncle Sam will never know!
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As for crooked Wall Street bankers, Keep away, you tribe of wankers!
Freddie Mac -- you must be joking! You seen the crack that he's been smoking?
And Fannie Mae has hit hard times, The tricks she's turning -- all sub prime.
[music]
Henry Paulson's balding dome will never taint your market home.
Nor poor hapless Ben Bernanke -- Someone get the man a hanky!
If falling stocks are any clue, he's got some crying left to do.