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I'm telling you, greenie,
it's firepower that makes the real hero.
Blasters, rockets,
things that go boom!
Any clown knows that.
Yeah, well, I know
real heroes come from here.
A hero goes the distance on guts.
Not bullets or superpowers.
Oh, yak, yak.
I'm sick of listening to you.
From now on, you stay
on your half of the base
and I'll stay on mine.
Huh?
Huh?
Sounds like you've got a bigger
problem than your daily feud.
Oh, no you don't, greenie.
The door's on my half!
Oh, no.
Don't know what Fin's doing here.
But let's bounce him.
A-Bomb, you're with me.
Jen, you and Skaar
take the far side.
Keep smashing
until we knock 'em out!
Ee-yah!
Okay, now I'm mad.
Be right back, scaly.
Heads up, kiddies!
One Red's rocket surprise, comin' up!
Huh?
You nearly hit us!
Ah, you can take
a little hit.
Anyway, I got the job done.
Didn't I?
Ooh, interesting.
As a hero, green Hulk relies
on teamwork to succeed,
while Red Hulk puts his faith
in weapons and reckless stunts!
And here, I always thought
a hero was defined by
awesome powers and a cool name
Ah, well.
Down you go.
Well, Hulkees, I guess
that's it for our show!
See you next time!
Ooh!
Argh!
Ugh.
Grab on!
Start kickin'!
You mean blastin'!
Whatever.
Make pain!
Ooh! Ooh!
It's working!
Keep it up, smashers!
Skaar all slimy.
Hoorah! I knew you'd find
a clever way out.
Since when does Fin Fang Foom talk?
It's not Fin.
Hear the shrill voice?
See the purple and green?
Avengers have a file
on this pest.
That's right, big green!
I'm none other than
that playful, powerful,
perky personality
from the planet Poppup,
The Impossible Man!
Like all members of the Poppupian race,
I can pop myself into
whatever I want to be.
I know! Cool, huh?
Guys like impy are what
we heroes call cps,
cosmic pranksters.
Crazy powers?
Mmm-hmm.
Childish brains.
Hmm.
Only way to deal with 'em is outwit 'em.
Or try to ignore 'em.
They hate that.
That was so much fun,
I could do it all day.
So, what are we up to next, hulky?
Oh!
Hello? Hello.
Don't they realize
how special I am?
Could that be it?
Mmm.
Hmm.
Hmm!
You know, I did that
dragon bit to impress you.
I thought the agents of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Would like to meet a true fan!
A fan who tried to destroy us!
You hate us, for Pete's sake!
Oh, you get out of worse
scrapes than that every week!
Wait a minute! You watch my
Webcast in your universe?
Never miss it! In fact,
I'm here to join up!
Say hello to
your newest teammate,
The Impossible Hulk!
Whaa
Jeez.
Check out these guns.
Uh
Whoa, now.
Look how big my gun is.
Phew.
Oops!
You can't join!
Why?
'Cause, uh
Our official rules state
there can only be
five Hulks.
Five Hulks.
Five?
And five is a crowd
as it is.
Only five seats on the jump jet.
Only five bedrooms
on the base.
Five Hulk cereal bowls.
Yeah.
I see you got
your ship to take you home.
So you better get goin'.
Bye-bye.
Aw, gee.
I so wanted to
be a big heroic Hulk!
Oh, well.
Rules are rules.
Unless
I work some creative subtraction.
Oh, so you're gonna
get rid of one of us now.
Why, I'd never
hurt a Hulk.
I have an even better idea.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, gross!
Hulk has two heads.
What did you do?
Teleported them.
To the
same space at the same time!
It's really rather
simple, I
Fix this.
Don't you see?
Now we're a perfect five!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ahh!
Red,
hold still, will ya?
I feel like we're sharin'
the same pants!
- You look down lately?
- Impy! Fix us!
Skaar fix.
Hold still.
No, Skaar.
Uhh!
You Earth people always say,
"two heads are better than one.
"
Therefore, a two-headed Hulk
must be best of all!
That sounds like
a Hulk-level emergency.
Merged or not,
we got a job to do.
Attack, my brothers!
So commands Sauron!
We will take the seas,
my dino troopers.
Destroy every ship
in your path!
This will be the night
dinosaurs reclaim
the world's oceans!
Ah, great.
The Lizard who would
be king is making trouble again.
Not for long.
I got
beak-face in my sights.
Then it's hero time!
Let's get our saur-on.
A-Bomb, land the jet.
Skaar and combo-Hulk
smash Sauron from behind.
She-Hulk?
You're with me.
I'm what now?
Hey, ho!
Whoa, dude!
You know, kind of hurts seeing
the jet get trashed all the time.
Impossible Hulk, away!
I'm coming for you, Sauron!
Ah!
When I get my hands
on that little pest
Got to
keep Sauron's dinosaurs
from coming ashore.
Land on the beach!
No! We got to pick him off
from up here!
Give me that!
I'm trying to fly here.
Back up, Jones,
I'll do it.
Get back, you overgrown water moccasins!
That's how it's done!
Ha-ha, got 'em on the run!
Boo.
Red, I think you missed one.
Ah, get it off!
Get it off!
Just land this crate.
Sure, no problem!
Hey! I did it!
No, I did it.
Sauron's
pet snakes are all turning tail.
You got lucky.
Lucky is
not in my vocabulary.
And that's how
heroing is done, Jones!
We're not out
of trouble, yet.
Who da Hulk, huh?
I'm da Hulk! Ow!
Impy! Don't touch Sauron!
Why? He's harmless now.
Besides, if I remember
my webisodes right,
all he does is
boss around dinosaurs and
What was that other thing?
Impy, look out!
Ahhh!
Heart beat.
Hey! What's
happened to me?
He absorbs other
hero's powers!
That was it!
Let's get over there.
Okay, I'll lead, you follow.
Will you
shut up and run?
I've never felt power
like this before!
I like it!
Well, I don't!
Get away from me, fool!
Hah!
Jen!
Yeah, so Sauron
absorbed my powers.
You mean, he can do
everything you could?
Don't worry, it will
wear off eventually.
You better be right, zippy.
So!
The agents of S.
M.
A.
S.
H.
And now, Hulks, I will see
to the extinction of mankind.
Beginning with you!
Hmm.
Hulks, let's smash the stuffing
out of that big turkey!
Hold still, will ya?
Watch it! Uh! Uh!
Oh, nice one, klutz.
Bumper cars bug Skaar.
Fools!
You must be at least this tall
to bash the bad guy.
Come on, then.
Next stop, smashville, us
Uh, did I win?
Hey, beaky!
Ah, the ever-intrusive Hulk.
I see I'm not the only
creature with a new look.
I wonder how you taste.
Ha!
Don't wrestle him, blast him.
Drop the blaster.
I need both hands.
Uuh!
No!
This is all your fault!
Come out, Hulks!
I hunger.
I already can't stand
the sight of you.
Now you're everywhere I look.
Yeah, well, you're not
exactly easy on my eyes.
Now, get up! The sooner
we beat Sauron,
the sooner impy
can reverse us.
Fine.
I'm sick of seeing your
ugly face everywhere I look.
Listen, Red.
The only chance we got
is to force Sauron
to use up his powers.
Well, here's your chance.
You're in my way!
I'm trying to punch! Move, will ya?
I am trying!
Let me go,
you overgrown gecko!
Jump on three.
One, two, three!
Hey, that worked.
Let's do it again.
Right side, smash!
Left side, smash!
Right side, smash!
Left side, smash!
Right side, smash!
- Your turn.
- One more time!
You charged up? Yeah.
And
we can really cut loose,
'cause there's
no civilians around.
Not so fast!
Who's this?
Impy
D'oh what's up?
I thought you wanted to be
a big heroic Hulk.
Hello, sugar.
Heroes run
toward danger, not away.
But I've never had to face
danger without my pop!
I could get hurt.
Thanks to you,
Red and green are up there
fighting at half power!
But they're not quitting.
Can't you help them?
Ugh, I I feel so weak,
but
Maybe if I really
concentrate
This is wrong.
Prepare to fire, A-Bomb.
And try not to hit the Hulks.
I never miss!
Ow!
Keep punching!
Ah, if I could just
get my jaws on you!
Huh?
My new powers are
filled with surprises!
Like, four heads
are better than two!
I got 'em! I got 'em!
I got 'em! He ducked.
Hold still, sourpuss!
Force him down!
Skaar! Grab on!
Skaar.
Every time
Sauron grows a new head,
smash it!
Skaar smash!
Grown back.
Skaar smash!
Stop that! Aah!
Skaar smash.
Ow! Ow, ow! Yow!
Now, that is some Hulk teamwork!
No! I'm not finished yet
Where's Sauron?
He just vanished.
That's good, right?
Uh, not really.
If Sauron figured out
how to teleport
he could attack
any place on Earth!
Oh, but I'm not finished
with you Hulks yet.
Keep squawking, sourpuss.
Use up all that stolen power.
I don't need it.
There is one reptile
I've never been able to control.
But thanks to
my borrowed powers,
I have summoned him!
A being so powerful
all my other minions
flee from him in terror.
Behold, Hulks, the agent
of your extinction.
Fin Fang Foom.
- Wow.
Talk about a coincidence.
- What are the odds?
Just so you know, that's not
me this time.
No kidding!
Hear me, Fin Fang Foom!
And obey!
Destroy them!
We would have beaten Sauron by
now, if you weren't so stubborn.
And now he's got
a giant dragon.
It's not my fault you won't take orders.
You're not the boss of me! I'm outta here.
Finish the Hulks!
I said, finish them.
Stubborn beast!
You will obey me!
Hold up, Red.
Look!
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Not really.
We're still gonna have
to stop the overgrown Lizard
from flattening
every city on the coast.
Impy, you have
to do something.
Try to pop yourself
back into dragon form.
Yeah! Maybe one giant monster
will scare away another.
Stand back.
Forget it.
It's no use.
I'm outta here.
Where you going? You gotta
believe in yourself.
In us!
I may have lost
the alien's power.
So now, I will
take yours, dragon!
Looks like they don't get along
any better than you and me.
Well, we'll have to get along,
or this city is smashed.
Okay, Hulks.
Just like
our practice run with impy.
Jump on the dragon, and keep hitting
him until you reach the top.
I call first punch!
Aah!
Heh-uh!
Ah! Skaar slash!
Locked in a desperate battle
with the real Fin Fang Foom!
I tell you, true believers, I wouldn't
believe it if I hadn't seen it.
Though outmatched
and overpowered,
in the face of
Earth-shattering odds,
the smashers fight
on and on.
Because that's
what heroes do!
Heroes never run
from danger.
No room for quitters in this Hulk's army.
Pointy-head elf man.
No chicken.
Try again, little dude.
Takes more than powers to make a hero.
Yes!
Hang on, Hulks,
help's a-comin'!
I may not be at full power, but
there's still one thing I can do!
Yow!
Yahoo!
Huh?
Yippee-kay-yay,
impy saves the day!
That maniac.
He could have flown away.
Been safe.
Why'd he do it?
'Cause that's
not what a hero does.
He came back to help
the only way he could.
By taking on Fin for us.
I guess he was
one of us after all.
Back at ya, General.
Hey, you got your pop back.
Maybe all I had to do
was believe in myself.
That's great.
But what
about dragon-breath?
I just borrowed a little
sump'n-sump'n from Hank Pym.
You know,
shrinky-growy guy?
How will something you took
from ant-man separate us?
Oh,
this is better than that!
What's your hurry,
handsome?
Would you like the honor?
Oh, no, please.
After you.
Together.
Together.
No!
Shrinky-pinky, down you go.
So, why didn't you just hit
Foom with that shrink ray?
Because it's your show, silly.
And who wouldn't want to see a
giant-size combo Hulk in action?
He's right.
It was awesome!
Hey! I have to get home
to download the Webcast.
I feel so powerful now that I won't
need my ship to make the trip.
Good-bye.
See you.
Adiós! Aloha.
So long.
Farewell.
Skaar-crow, I'm
gonna miss you most of all.
Wait! What about us?
Wait! What about us?
Ahem.
Uh, Skaar fix?
Well, looks like we may
be stuck this way a while.
Maybe permanently.
Yeah.
But at least
we learned how to get along.
Whoopsie! I knew
I forgot something.
There we go.
Good as new.
Just a thought.
Even if I can't join up
as a full-time Hulk,
I could come back each week as
your wacky, next-door neighbor.
Red, I don't know if we'll ever see
eye-to-eye on what makes a hero.
But I tell you one thing
we'll always agree on.
Smash!
Smash!
Oh, I love these Hulks!