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[Music]
>> Talking Letter Y: Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave,
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land,
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day,
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town,
It's the Mecca of love the candy cave;
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets,
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells; it's a treat, as they march across the land,
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree,
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?
[Explosion]
[Music]
>> Talking Green Thing: Charlie, you look quite down,
With your big sad eyes and your big fat frown,
The world doesn't have to be so gray;
Charlie when your life's a mess,
When you’re feeling blue always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away;
All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear,
>> Charlie: A banana in my ear?
>> Talking Green Thing: Put a ripe banana,
Right into your favorite ear,
It's true,
>> Charlie: Says who?
>> Talking Green Thing: So true,
Once it's in your gloom will disappear,
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers,
So go and put a banana in your ear.
>> Everyone: Put a banana in your ear,
>> Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
>> Everyone: You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear,
It's true,
>> Charlie: Says you.
>> Everyone: So true,
When it's in the skies are bright and clear,
Oh every day of every year
The sunshine is bright on this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your ear (Holds jumping to many different octaves).
[Bursts into flames and disappears]
>> Charlie: Oh, of course he bursts into flames!
[Music]
>> Charlie: Oh no, no, no! Noo!!!
>> Seagoat: When you’re feeling all alone,
The worlds a drone,
And nobody’s shown any love to you;
>> Charlie: I can't tell if you’re adorable or creepy.
>> Seagoat: When your heart is cold as stone,
Just change your tone,
Get rid of that groan and the world will too!
>> Charlie: Probably gonna go with creepy.
>> Seagoat: 'Coz swordfishes, (Love you),
Jellyfishes, (Love you),
Starfish, (I LOVE YOU!!!),
You know it’s true,
Catfishes, (Love you),
Cuttlefishes, (Love you),
Blowfish, (STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!!!),
In the ocean blue.
>> Rapper Prawn: Lungfish, Blackfish, Alligator, Icefish,
Armorhead, Hammerhead, Anaconda, Flathead,
Manta Ray, Stingray, Fangtooth, Moray,
Goblin Shark, Grass Carp, Round River Bat Ray,
Noodlefish, Hagfish, Man o' War, Ladyfish,
Black Eel, Baby Seal, Sprat, Koi, Electric Eel,
Lamprey, Pejerey, Yellow-Edged Moray,
Salmon Shark, Sleeper Shark, Featherback, Eagle Ray,
>> Seagoat: Well, you can ignore this plea,
That’s fine with me,
But one day you'll see that my words are true,
>> Charlie: Please stop singing to me.
>> Seagoat: For if,
You find that you agree,
I guarantee,
That you will soon be feeling the love too!
>> Charlie: I can't wait...
>> Seagoat: 'Coz swordfishes (Love you),
Jellyfishes (Love you),
Starfish (I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!!!),
You know it’s true.
Catfishes, (Love you),
Cuttlefishes, (Love you),
Blowfish, (STARFISH LOVE ME! LOVE ME!!!)
In the ocean blue!!!
[Explosion]
>> Charlie: Oh, there goes everyone exploding.
[Music]
>> Pink Unicorn: Behold! The Millipede!
>> Charlie: Oh yeah, here we go...
>> Giant Dragqueen Millipede: I am a millipede,
I am amazing,
I command you to gaze upon my face!
You'll never find someone charming as I am,
I'm the swankiest bug out in space;
I'm a star, I'm a God; I'm a thing to behold,
There is none as resplendent as I,
With my sleek little legs,
And my 300 eggs,
Of my majesty none can deny;
Because I am a Millipede,
I am mysterious,
When I vanish I never leave a trace,
You will not find a bug with such illusions,
I'm a creature of fathomless grace,
>> No Idea WTF they are: Millipede means allure,
Millipede means couture,
Millipede means grandeur,
Millipede means savior,
Millipede means mature,
Millipede means so pure,
Millipede means the cure for all lesser breeds;
>> Giant Dragqueen Millipede: I am a Millipede,
I am a champion,
No one else in the Universe keeps pace,
You'll never find someone quite so enchanting,
While I'm here there's just no second place;
I'm an idol, a king; I'm an object of awe
There is none quite so gleaming as I,
I've got glamour to spare,
You are right when you stare,
I'm the who, what, when, where and the why.
JOIN ME!
>> Everyone: I am a Millipede, (She is the Millipede),
I am Astounding, (She is Astounding),
Wisdom flows from my personage like lace, (Wisdom flows from her personage like lace),
You'll never find someone darling as I am, (You'll never find someone darling as she is),
>> Giant Dragqueen Millipede: I'm the swankiest,
Tutelary pest,
Certainly best dressed,
Bug out in space!
[Explosion]
>> Blue Unicorn: You did it Charlie! You defeated the millipede!
>> Charlie: It just exploded, like everything does when it sings to me!
>> Pink Unicorn: Woo! Woooooo!