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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.
♪ Michelangelo is a
party dude ♪ party!
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trust me, shredder.
Soon we will have
unlimited fuel.
Dream on, krang.
The technodrome
is so low on fuel,
you can barely power
your view screens.
Listen, I have just learned
that a formula exists
in another dimension
that can transmute
crude oil
into liquid hydrogen.
The element we need
to power
the technodrome.
Which dimension
is that?
It is called
dimension "z",
but we only have
enough power
to open the porthole
to dimension "z"
for a short time.
It is our only hope.
And where does this vase
come from, Professor?
The "vahse",
miss o'Neil,
comes from the ancient
province of hu yu.
Hu yu? Is that an answer
or a question?
The hu yu province was famous
for its fine porcelain.
They sure turned out
a lot of it.
From the looks of it, that museum
has every piece ever made.
Not so, Leonardo.
There is one person who has
more hu yu porcelain yet.
And his name is shredder.
Shredder?
When he turned the foot clan
into a criminal army,
he stole all the hu yu
porcelain he could find.
Since when
has shredhead
been interested
in objet d'art?
It is not the quality
he cares about, Raphael.
It is the value.
Suddenly, I've got an
urge to see that exhibit.
I think I've found
dimension "z", shredder.
But we have
just enough energy
to open the
transdimensional porthole
for 30 seconds.
We must get that oil
transmuter from dimension "z",
or we're finished.
And this is a fine example
of early hu yu dynasty.
Not to be confused
with the yu hu dynasty.
Hey, boss,
this museum's got
lots of porcelain
junk, just like you.
Quiet, you birdbrains.
Can't you see I'm busy?
Look, this must be it.
That's
dimension "z"?
Ha ha ha! What were
you expecting, Minneapolis?
This
can't be right.
Dimension "z" is a
highly-evolved civilization.
What dimension
is this?
Why, it's, um--
oh, I had it a minute ago.
Quickly!
The portal will close
in 5 seconds.
It will? Uh-oh!
What in blazes?
Ha!
Whew! Just in time.
Who are you?
Ogg's the name--
Mr. ogg to you.
Oh. Nice mask. Ha!
I can see why
you wear it.
Ow! Why, you...
Ow!
Now is that any way
to treat a guest?
Mmwah!
Aah! Yecchh! Ptui!
Bebop, rocksteady, take care
of this insolent creature.
Ok, you little
pipsqueak.
You think
I'm little?
[HIGH VOICE]
You big bully!
Ooh! Make us
normal mutants again!
We must
stop this alien
before he does
any more damage.
I'm warning you.
Take one more step,
and you'll be sorry.
He's turned
the technodrome
into a pumpkin.
I think I once heard this
in a fairy tale.
Nyah, nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah!
I will destroy
that midget.
Wait.
Hmm. Must be
a chop suey joint.
Oh! Gosh-a-rooni!
1,000-year-old
hu yu porcelain.
Ha ha ha!
This stuff is the best!
He's in my personal
quarters!
My antique vases--
what happened to them?
[GULP]
Those were yours?
Oh, you really
have good taste.
[BURPS]
Oh, and they tasted good.
He's eaten
my porcelain collection!
Oh!
I'll handle this.
Mr. ogg, I noticed your
fondness for antique vases.
Ha ha! I love 'em!
I love 'em!
The older, the better.
Well, I know where
you can get
thousands of them.
Thousands of them?
Where? Where? Where?
Tell me, tell me,
tell me where!
Not so fast,
my friend.
First, you must
help us.
Oh, anything.
Name it, it's yours.
Change this place
back to normal.
Done.
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, I was starting
to get an inferiority complex.
Ok, what else? What else?
Now give me
that formula
that transmutes oil
into liquid hydrogen.
Done and double-done. Ha!
Let's see here.
"One--tear open
on dotted line.
"Two-- sprinkle
contents on crude oil.
Three--
conquer world."
Now where are
those antiques at,
old pal, old buddy,
old friend?
Why, up there.
In the city.
We'd take you
there ourselves,
but the bad people
who live there
won't let us
visit.
Oh, how terrible.
Yes.
They persecuted us
and drove us
into the ground.
We're the victims
of human cruelty.
Oh, ho ho!
That's the saddest story
I ever heard.
Who did these
terrible things to you?
They all did, but especially
those four vicious--
ha ha ha--turtles.
Turtles, eh? Ha!
I'll show 'em they can't
kick my buddies around.
I'll make 'em wish
they'd never been hatched.
Ha ha!
Do you think
we can trust him?
Who knows? But while
he dispatches the turtles,
you cop an oil tanker.
Where would you be
without me
to do your thinking
for you?
All right, you bunch
of meanies,
I'll teach you to persecute
innocent little
alien brains.
[HORNS HONKING]
Aah!
Oh!
Donatello, these are
awful disguises.
What are we
supposed to be, anyway?
I think it's a bunch
of squares, dude.
Uh, guys...
I think there's something
very wrong here.
You got that right.
Nobody wears
four-button cuffs anymore.
No, I mean that barber pole
that used to be a skyscraper.
Say, that is odd.
No, it's ogg!
Ha! And all you
nasty-type people
must pay for pushing
around my alien buddies.
It's a little 3-foot
high floating visitor
from another dimension.
Whoa. Now, there's something
you don't see every day.
Our suits
have disappeared.
Hey, you're
those evil turtles.
I'll fix you.
Whoa!
Hey!
This is totally bogus
behavior, microdude.
Of course you realize
this means war! Ha!
[CHAINSAW BUZZING]
Whoa!
Look out!
A chain saw!
It's huge!
Oh, you think
you're so tough
just because
you've got shells?
Ha ha! This'll make
a great movie...
The turtle
chainsaw massacre.
[TURTLES YELLING]
What has this guy
got against turtles?
Why don't
you ask him?
We've gotta lure that
thing over there.
Over here!
Come over here!
Try and get us!
[CHAINSAW BUZZING]
Go!
We've got some questions
for you, mister.
Right. Like, uh...
How many trees to the
gallon that chainsaw gets.
We're going
to clean your clock.
Guess again, Einstein.
Well, uh, maybe we can
clean your living room.
I'll plaster you
for what you did
to my pals
shredder and krang.
Mmm. Chocolate.
Unh. There is no way
we're going
to beat that guy.
Mmm. [SLURP]
But at least
we'll all eat well.
He said
shredder and krang.
I had a feeling
those two were behind this.
Excuse me, I wonder
if I might rent your boat?
Sorry,
she's not available.
Then I wonder
if I might take it?
[SPLASH]
Mutiny! Piracy!
I'll put you in irons!
There she is,
4 million barrels
of oil,
ours for the taking!
Ooh, shiver me timbers.
And while you're at it,
shiver mine also.
We'd like a word
with you, Mr. ogg.
Ha! You guys are getting
too hot under the collar.
Why don't you
cool off?
Have some ice cream.
[TURTLES EXCLAIMING]
Ouch!
Whoa!
OGG: Ha! The world's
biggest sundae,
and it's only Tuesday.
You know, I'm beginning to
dislike that little twerp.
Yeah, but you
gotta admit
he picks good flavors.
[SLURPS]
Listen, ogg,
why are you doing this?
Because you're mean to my
pals shredder and krang.
But they're evil, dude.
They want to, like,
conquer the world.
So? What's wrong
with being an overachiever?
Whoa!
All right,
you little creepola.
Hey, hey, hey!
This is
a priceless antique.
Be careful
with it!
Wait. You don't care
about skyscrapers...
Or automobiles...
Or street lights.
So why this concern
about a vase?
"Vahse," you
uncultured philistine!
It's a 1000-year-old hu yu vase.
See?
Man, there is just no
accounting for taste.
Ahoy, tanker!
Prepare to be boarded.
Follow me, mates.
Hey. What do you
think you're doing?
Getting rid of you.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[SPLASH]
[SHOUTING]
This vessel will
surrender to me at once.
Uh, hoist up
your poop deck.
[SNORT] Mizzen
your mainmast.
Aah!
Whoa!
Look out!
Whoa!
[BURPS]
Mmm.
I can't get enough
of this stuff.
You like
to eat porcelain?
Oh, yeah!
Especially the well-aged
1000-year-old variety
like this.
But you've got
all that power.
Why not just wiggle your
fingers and make some?
Hey. If I just
made it,
it wouldn't be 1000
years old, would it?
First, I'm gonna
finish this.
Then I'm gonna
finish you turtles--
ha! For good.
Guys, I've got a plan.
Call me nutsy, but I don't
think ogg can hurt us.
Ok, nutsy.
I'll bite.
Think about it. He could be
making bombs and bullets,
but instead he's trying
to take us out
with pies and ice cream.
Actually, it's not
a bad way to go.
Ha ha ha!
We have to find out
what his connection is
to shredder and krang.
But, like, how?
I told ya.
I got a plan.
Hey, oggie, old boy.
Uh, would you spare us
if we could get you some more
of that antique porcelain?
Would I?
I might even
do you a favor
like I did my pals
shredder and krang.
What favor is that,
little dude?
Hmm.
Nothing special.
I gave them
a chemical
that'll turn that tanker
oil they're stealing
into liquid
hydrogen.
But with all that fuel,
they could repower
the technodrome
and rule the world.
Who cares about that?
Where's my porcelain?
We'll get it for you.
But we'll need your help.
Just come with us.
And no more trouble.
Oh...No more trouble.
I promise.
Ha! Turtles are such
trusting little souls.
Excellent. The force of
gravity will pull the oil
down through
the hole we made
with the pneumatic
module
straight into
the technodrome.
Do you think you can
help us, April?
Are you kidding?
I'd do anything for
an exclusive story about him.
Donatello, you get
to the lair, and fast.
We need our pandimensional
portal generator.
You got it.
Michelangelo, you and
Raphael stop shredder
from stealing that oil.
Hey, what's
going on?
Keep quiet if you
want that porcelain.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Sorry.
The museum's closed.
April o'Neil,
channel 6 news.
I've got a deadline
in 5 minutes.
I-I don't know,
miss o'Neil,
nobody said
anything about this.
It's ok. Trust me.
Oh, I'm her cameraman.
What's this?
Uh...My new lightweight
camera equipment.
OGG:
Let me out of here.
Hey. What's that noise?
Um, we were opening
the porcelain display case
for you.
Oh, boy, oh, boy!
Ha!
Yum yum! Let me at 'em.
Hey!
You tricked me!
Ha!
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
This is incredible.
We've got to get ogg
back to his own dimension.
And we've got to do it before
he turns the whole city
into one gigantic fruit salad.
OGG:
Let me out of here!
Ha!
I'll get you
for tricking me!
What are we gonna
do?
He's flipping out
completely.
Let's hope Donatello
gets here soon
with the portal generator.
Unh!
This transdimensional portal
generator weighs a ton.
Boy, everyone else gets
to ride around on boats
or capture
weird creatures.
Me, I get all
the hard work.
Scope it out.
There's the tanker.
And look who's
playing pirate--
it's bebop
and rocksteady.
Holy guacamole!
Ogg must be
partying again.
He's turned the
statue of liberty
into a cheap
souvenir.
This time,
the dude's gone too far!
APRIL: Leonardo, look out!
What in the world...
I'll teach you
to trick me!
Ice cream!
And it's blocking the exit.
Isn't there a fire
law against that?
Hey, we can go
out this window.
Are you nuts?
Nuts! Ha! That's what
I forgot.
Me and my big mouth.
Aah!
Look out!
BOTH: Ugh!
Blecchh!
I definitely must ask
Mr. Thompson for a raise.
In a few minutes, the
tanks will be drained.
All that oil
will be ours.
[THUMP] Give it up, guys.
It's over.
The turtles!
Bebop!
Rocksteady!
Get them!
Whoa!
You turtles
will have to get up
oily in the morning
to beat me.
Why should they get
all the bad puns?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Enough of this.
We have work to do.
[PANTING] I think
we ditched ogg.
But he's going
to tear up the city
until we find a substitute
for those antiques.
Well, you've only got one
option that I can see.
"Hayward's
bargain basement.
Fine imitation
antiques." Perfect.
A half dozen of your finest
cheap imitation
hu yu vases--
vahses...Oh, never mind.
Now to find ogg.
Unless he finds us first.
Oh, this is it. Ha!
No more Mr. nice alien.
We can't let him have
the vases
until Donatello gets
here.
That's the last
of the oil, boss.
Now to return
to the technodrome
and watch krang turn it
into liquid hydrogen.
But first...
This time bomb
should do the job nicely, turtles.
Ha ha ha!
I'm going
to turn you into...
Something awful.
Now, don't do
anything rash, ogg.
We've got lots of fresh
antique vases for you.
Donatello, hurry!
We need you.
Sorry, but
this thing is heavy.
Now hand over
those vases!
Wow. I've got to get
some footage of this.
Quick, fellas, look at this.
It must be some kind
of illusion.
And the camera
doesn't pick it up.
Even if it is
an illusion,
we've still got
to get him out of here.
Here they are, ogg.
Ha! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
I need those babies.
You'll get them,
but first,
you've got to do us
a couple of favors.
Uh, you name it,
you got it.
Make everything
normal again.
Deal.
Ok. What next?
And make it snappy.
I'm starving.
Could you show me
the dimension you come from,
just so I could say I saw it?
There it is.
What a dump, huh?
Ok. Now let me have 'em.
You heard him, Leonardo.
Let him have it.
Come and get it.
Ha! And away we go!
And that, folks,
is the last we'll be seeing
of Mr. ogg.
[BEEPING] We're teenage
mutant ninja turtles.
We ought to be able
to escape
from a corny setup
like this.
What are you doing?
Well, I saw this flick
where a tied-up dude wiggled
till he fell over.
[CRASH]
[TURTLES GROAN]
Ok. What did the guy
do then?
[BEEPING]
Uh, I don't know.
I went out for popcorn.
Banzai!
But we weren't able
to stop shredder.
He's got all that oil
in the technodrome.
Ha ha ha. Gee,
isn't that just too bad?
Now...
To turn this oil
into liquid hydrogen.
It's happening!
It's happening!
It's not happening!
We've been tricked!
Who's going to clean
up this mess?
If we keep
our eyes shut,
they'll never
find us.
Now that ogg's gone,
it's kinda nice
to be able to tell
what's what again.
How's the pizza,
Michelangelo?
Coming right up,
amigos.
Huh?
Oh! Bummer, dudes.
Look what happened
to the pizza.
Maybe we didn't get
rid of ogg after all.
There's what you get
for tricking me.
I nearly
chipped a tooth
on this cheap
imitation porcelain.
Ha!
Take that!
[CRASH]
And that!
And that!
[CRASH]
You know, he's kind of cute
when he's angry.
OGG: Ha ha ha!
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