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Hi, and welcome back to the, Jeff the Chef. Can I just apologise for my totally stupid
outburst earlier, don't know what came over me. Must have had too many saucepans over
the head from Mr Gordon Ramsay in my time, hahahahaha. (clears throat) Lets make tuna
pasta, okay. Drain and add two tins of tuna. Mix it all together, then add some grated
cheese, chopped garlic, THIS COOKERY BOOK! (laughs) No, no, that would be stupid, no
what you do need to add are A SET OF CARDS! (laughs), AN ALARM CLOCK, A CUDDLY TOY, A
TEDDY FOR TASTE (laughs), A TOOTHBRUSH, and of course, MY SHOES, MY SHOES, mmmmy shoes,
mmmmy shoes, my shoes my shoes mmmmy shoes, my shoes my shoes, mmmmm-ahh. DON'T TAKE ME
AWAY FROM MY INGREDIENTS! MY INGREDIENTS ARE NAKED WITHOUT ME YOU KNOW!