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[leaves rustling]
-Boy, there's nothing like
getting out for a little fresh air.
-(Orange) Hey, hey Pear.
Is this what you meant when you told me to take a hike?
[laughs] -[groans]
So much for peace and quiet. -Hey! Hey, Pear!
Get a load of those tracks. -Whoa!
I wonder what made them.
-A-doy, it was obviously a big foot. [laughs]
-Yep, I hope we didn't "shoo" it away. [laughs]
-Huh? -Ah, forget it.
Perhaps this was a mystery
that was never meant to be solved.
-(voice) Sasquatch! Get your Sasquatch swag!
-(both) Huh?
-Step right up. Cash only. No checks.
-Hey! Hey, Squash, hey! -No, no, no.
I'm Sassy Squash, you get it?
-Uh...
-It's called branding, kids. Look into it.
-Huh? Why would you want to brand a kid?
-Oww! What is that?
-Why it's the official Sasquatch-spotting flashlight.
Give that yeti a run for his money. Only 39.95.
But for you guys, we'll call it 50-even.
-Uagh! Sorry, Sassy,
but we're a few bucks light. [laughs]
-Look, we're not here to buy anything.
We don't even know what a Sasqu-whatever is.
-Nuh-uh. That's my favorite soda.
♪ Don't-cha want a want a Saska? ♪
♪ Don't-cha want a want a Saska? ♪
[laughs] -What?
You two knuckleheads never heard of the Sasquatch?
For crying out loud, it's the mythical missing link.
-Oh, you mean that guy?
-Stupid GPS. Forget Zelda!
Just tell me which way is north! [grumbles]
-No, not him. Sasquatch, the guy on the T-shirt,
the giant man-monster that left those footprints.
-[sarcastically]: Oh yeah, 'cause I'm sure it wasn't
that plunger with the footprint on it.
-Oh, so now I'm a fraud? Why don't you tell it to that guy?
-Huh? What guy?
-Yeah, there's nobody there--
oh, whoa! It's Sasqu-whatever! Aah!
-Ooga-booga. Ooga-booga. -(Pear) Come on, Orange.
He's just wearing that stupid mask.
-Oh. Ooh-ooh! I want one! I want one!
-[chuckles] Works every time.
-Shut up and take my money! Take it!
-Orange, this isn't the mall.
We don't have to buy things to have a good ti--
[amplified roaring sound] What the?
-You like that? It's a Sasquatch call.
Pretty neat, huh?
-Meh, I prefer texting. [laughs]
-Okay. We're leaving now.
-Okay. I'll race you. -Really?
-Sure! Yeti, set, go! [laughs]
-Nice. I'm gonna put that one on a T-shirt.
Speaking of which,
either of you in the market for a hoodie?
[Sasquatch call] Hey, put that down.
You break it, you bought it.
-Uh-oh, I've got a foot in my mouth.
A big foot. [laughs]
-I'm serious, pal. This ain't no lending library.
-Ooh-ooh! Hey, Gourdy! Check it out.
Sasquatch on a motorboat.
[fluttering lips into Sasquatch call]
-Not cool, dude! Not cool! -[laughs]
-You're nuttier than trail mix, you-- you twerp.
-Nuh-uh, I'm not a twerp. I'm a Sasquatch. [growls]
-Twerp. -Sasquatch.
- Twerp. - Sasquatch.
-Twerp! -Big foot!
-Huh?
[stomp!!!]
-Aahaha! -Oh, my gourd!
Squash really lived up to his name.
-It's a-- it's a--
-Hey! Hey, Sasquatch! Ooga-booga-booga.
Ooga-booga-booga.
-[Sasquatch chuckles] Ooga-booga!
-Ooga-booga-booga. -Ooga-booga!
[both laugh]
[record scratches, Sasquatch mutters inquisitively]
[Sasquatch yelling and stomping]
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!