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(Regis) He's ready! Let's play "Millionaire!"
(Regis) For $1,000,000 with 45 seconds on the clock,
(Regis) and 3 minutes and 54 seconds of banked time,
(Regis) ..for a total of 4 minutes and 39 seconds,
(Regis) ..here it is!
For ordering his favorite beverages on demand,
..LBJ had four buttons installed in the Oval Office
..labeled "coffee," "tea," "Coke" and what?
A: Fresca
B: V8
C: Yoo-hoo
D: A & W
(Ken) Getting a little obscure now.
(Regis) Four buttons...
(Ken) What would you put on your button?
(Regis) On my button? ..Some warm milk!
(Regis) Well, you still have 4 minutes and 10 seconds if you want to use it all,
(Regis) ..and you can still goto the audience, find out how they feel about it.
(Ken) It's hard because this is the kind of thing that you know
(Ken) ..or you don't. This isn't a "reasoning" one. This isn't uh,
(Ken) ..one that you spend 4 minutes breaking down and figuring out.
(Regis) Even if you went to Harvard!
(Ken) Even if you went to Harvard. Where did LBJ go?
(Regis) It is a tough one.
(Ken) Well, not withstanding your lack of confidence in them,
(Ken) ..they say never leave one on the table, so I'm going to
(Ken) ..ask the audience.
(Regis) Good for you!
(Regis) Ok, audience, just remember this -- we're going for
(Regis) ..a million dollars here! We're not playing any games!
(Regis) But we need your help. So on your keypads,
(Regis) ..if you are ready, please vote now.
(Regis) 40% said Yoo-hoo, and Ken you have 3:36 left on the clock.
(Ken) My instinct... was Yoo-hoo.
(Regis) Was Yoo-hoo?
(Ken) It was. It was.
(Regis) You're risking, uh, half a million dollars, you know that.
(Ken) Yeah it's one thing to say you're "playing with the houses money" but..
(Ken) Geeze!
(Regis) You still have 3 minutes..
(Ken) He seems like a chocolate milk kind of man..
(Ken) I don't even know what that means, I'm just saying it.
(Regis) 24 years old, and you've already won $500,000 here.
(Ken) Alright, when I'm in a difficult situation, I always ask myself
(Ken) ..the same question.
(Ken) What would I regret more?
(Ken) Would I regret thinking I might know it,
(Ken) ..not doing it, losing out on $500,000 extra?
(Ken) Or would I regret more missing out on the $475,000
(Ken) ..I've already got, more or less in my pocket?
(Regis) Well, you're an entertainment lawyer: one of your clients comes to
(Regis) ..you and says "this is my problem," and it's basically what you
(Regis) ..just said. How would you advise him?
(Ken) Lawyers don't make those choices for their clients.
(Ken) In law school we would say that people who went to law school
(Ken) ..went there because they were risk-adverse and people who were
(Ken) ..risk loving went to business school.
(Ken) I went to law school.
(Ken) Maybe I should have gone to business school.
(Regis) I see!
(Regis) Yeah, it's getting more exciting by the second!
(Ken) I'm going to ask a favor. I'm going to ask the audience to
(Ken) start cheering in advance and just stop abruptly if I get it wrong because
(Ken) C, final answer! Give me a million dollars!
(Regis) No, it's not the final answer, you just lost a lot of money..
(Regis) It's Fresca! Fresca!
(Regis) Ken leaves with $25,000...
(Regis) How about a nice hand for him though!
(Regis) You did a great job, Ken! Sorry, buddy.
(Regis) You're a good guy and it'll come again. You'll make that! Peanuts!
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