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What are you doing?
Just measuring your big ole' head
What's up, everybody?
So basically we're going to do the boyfriend tag, I'm going to ask him 20 to 25 questions
about me and our relationship. I made most of the questions up, OK? So here we go.
My man's name isn't Rayshawn, but when he pisses me off I be calling him Rayshawn because
he be doing stupid *** sometimes.
Call me by that invisible moron
What was your first impression of me?
I thought you were cute
Yeah, I thought you were cute,
you know, a little spontaneous, slightly conceited.
What do you think about weave?
I think weave is, it's really to be filling a void
You can't be going around saying that *** right now
It's to f—, it's to f--, it's to f--
What do you mean?
Ok, I'll take that back,
take it back
let's rewind that whole segment
Yeah OK weave, you know, is necessary for the black
That's horrible, that's not right, don't I'm going to get pissed off right now, what do
I'm going to take that back
Are you kidding me right now?
No I'm not
I mean I am
It's not funny, get off of me
This is a question I have to think about
Like I said, it annoys me cause it's all over the place, every time the drains are clogged
up because of weave
I unclogged the drain, I put on gloves and I took a hanger and stuck it down the drain
and I like fished out the weave
Yeah after 2 months
2 months of my feet being in the water when I'm showering
Yeah, but you know what you could have done it as a man
No, this is your clogness
What drink do I order when we go out to eat?
Water no ice, just like me, we're a team.
Yeah, water no ice, they don't charge you for water baby in a cup. We cheap.
Are we cheap.
No, we go out a lot to eat
I know we do, cause I don't cook
I cooked today though
Yeah, cooking random thins that don't mix together is not cooking.
How you going to cook spaghetti but no sauce, grilled chicken with some corn, like
Too annoying, like, you just want the healthy stuff, like he eats stuff with no like salt
yeah, that's all he eats.
What made you fall in love with me?
I would say probably just giving me a challenge something different.
You are definitely the most challenging girl I've been with
I'm challenging in the bed baby
Shut the hell up
You sit there like a dead zombie
Shut the *** up
That is so evil
I was joking
What do we argue about the most
Yeah, you're very indecisive, so that kind of irritate me um
I'm a woman, most women are indecisive
See how rude he is
Yeah, your indicisiveness is just the root of all of our arguments
So you don't make any like problems in our relationship?
No, I'm pretty good, solid
Who wears the pants in this relationship?
I've given you the pants but I secretly still wear them
I wear the pants in this relationship
Yeah, I do
If I am watching TV, what am I watching
Some ghetto *** reality show
Yeah, Basketball Wives
Love and Hip-Hop girl
That's still ghetto. The Kardashians
That's the sh--, ghetto
What is something I do, that you wish I didn't?
Like one, just clean up your dishes
First of all the dishes are clean
Yeah, cause I did them
Excuse me the dishes are clean, I freakin' just made you food and the dishes are clean
You clean up the bathroom one time first of all, I clean up the bathroom, I do your laundry,
have you ever done your laundry here before?
I don't need to
You don't need to do your laundry?
Those days are gone
So what do you have to do?
What do you mean you don't have to do anything?
I put it down, that's my job
put it down?
Put it down
Do you think I'm beautiful in the morning?
I've seen worse, but, because you're comfortable in your own skin, that's beauty
Scale me from 1 to 10
A hard 3.75
You wake up with a fricken bandana on your head, like no makeup on
So I look bad without makeup?
No, but it's the bandana, and it's just like the, you know your attitude and you're just
Has my breath ever stunk around you?
Ok, that's right ***
What kind of cake would you bake for me on my birthday?
First layer brownie, second layer ice cream, third layer chocolate, no I mean sorry cheesecake
And then curry sauce around
That would be good
No, it wouldn't
Like an ice cream flavor
I'm going to invent that
No, and some coconut
What can I spend house dung?
What can you spend hours doing
Did you not learn how to read?
What can I spend hours doing?
But it says house dung, it's autocorrect
You wrote this, you would spend your whole days just watching videos on YouTube
And cleaning up sometimes, like when you get, when you get into clean up, you go in no lies
I can go in, and I like cleaning
Where do you see us in 5 years? We'll be together,
Maybe a family
It's so tough to answer that question
We'll be together, I know that
How do you know that?
God willing, that's all I can say
Ok, but hello, like I'm not gong to have a fricken ring on my finger, we're not going
to be married, like?
I just said we're going to be together
Ok, but that doesn't mean marriage, together doesn't mean marriage, so are you going to
get me a ring?
Simmer down, you will have a ring
Give me a kiss
Oh ***, man, don't do that, please
You're acting like you don't get licky, licky, licky
Listen, I do not lick nothing
Yes you do
Ok, but your sweaty arm is on my hair and it's going to sweat out
Whose arm is sweaty
because my hair's natural, I don't have a perm on this
But I feel wetness
K, this is just
Such a baby
Why you so baby, you look so good
Thank you baby
Would your ex-girlfriend be a good wife?
Why are we talking about my ex-wife?
I mean my, my ex-wife?
My ex-girlfriend, I've never been married
You had a wife?
I've never been married, my ex-girlfriend, she's out the window man.
Most of my ex-boyfriends would let me walk all over them and like I can get whatever
the hell I want from my ex-boyfriends and with you it's like
*** I'm not taking you shopping
I asked him to buy me a pair of shoes that cost 40 dollars and he said no
Why would you say no but they're only 40 dollars though
I'm about to take this camera, show them all the shoes, you have like over 400 shoes, you're
telling me to buy you shoes, how dare you
Ask me for things that you need
But I'm a girl that's the thing like
You get things that you need
We need to keep up on our fashion and that's why I wanted the shoes, it's 40-dollar shoes
why can't you just buy them?
It doesn't matter; it could have been a dollar
I've spent more money on you than I've ever did with any girl just in regards to just
day to day spending. Move on.
Ok, last question. What do you think about me making YouTube videos?
It's working for you, so move along, but have a game plan that leads to something else which
you do, so it's all good.
Anyways guys, if you want us to make a vlog channel together, we already have the name,
it's called Latoya's Crazy Love all you have to do is go over there and subscribe and when
we get to 5,000 subscribers, we'll start hosting vlogs for you.
You know it.
Yeah this is going to be something
What do you mean?
I'm going to put you on blast
You're going to p—
I'm going to get everybody on my side
Everyone's going to be on my side because everybody loves me
Everyone's going to be on my side
Everybody loves me
Because I'm logic
I'm going to show them all the *** that you do he doesn't clean up after himself, I do
all the cleaning around here first of all, so I'm going to catch you slipping one day,
talking all that ***
and then we're going to see Have a wonderful time in the world Bye!
Can we leave now?