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Good Morning Katee, and how are you today?
So Vicki, how was your observance of National Buy Nothing Day?
I didn't go out to buy all of this for myself
this is all about shopping for others.
I don't care Vicki, Pete how did you fair?
Oh I used to do this sort of thing with my mom and sister all the time so I'm used to it.
Oh but Vicki
she takes it to a whole new level she is a natural
Pete, that is so sweet, but I only shop like this on Black Friday so...
So you're the Black Friday Queen
Really Vicki? Did you actually get brutal out there? Did you curb stomp anybody?
no
You're being modest. She disconnected the batteries on a Rascal
outside of Best Buy waiting for it to open.
She messed with a Cripple Cart.
He wasn't Cripple he was FAT. No Vicki you didn't.
Oh but that's not the best part. What?
I think that's enough Pete.
Oh, all I'm gonna say is that if my mom saw her this morning she would finally approve of me being an artist.
You know Pete I think I can use a coffee.
But you still have your Quad Shot Pumpkin Spice Triple Pump Macchiato
So I do.
What happened?
Okay, Vicki makes a B line for the last Tuscan Cantaloupe Bath bomb in the store.
It was 65 percent off!
This old lady grabs it.
She wasn't that old!
75 if she was a day.
Vicki marches over to a register turns the light on and Calls the lady over.
I can help you over here m'am. I am an evil genius, it is a curse
absolutely brilliant. So, Vicki calls the woman over she checks her out.
That woman leaves the store buzzers go off, she gets tased the item goes...
She put up a really good fight, she should be proud.
That item goes back on the shelf
Vicki buys it for an extra 10 percent off
So what did you get me?