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Friends with Jasper Ros... ~Why would I want to...
Huh, where does it say so?
Well, when I click on you. Nicky Smits are in a relationship. Okay.
Jimmy got busy in your Kingdom... Hmm... ~Wait, what?
Hmm... ~I sense a giggity. ~Hurr, I guess :P
Bram Linderman, okay, sent items..
To Bram... Oh, to Gimme Mah Money.
?
[Red's grunting] ~Wat?
This one is hilarious. Err, no no no no, go away. ~Are you filming right now? Like, what we're saying?
Yup. ~YAAAAAAY :D
And those happy sounds will also get in. ~Nice...
This link. This should be good. Jajajajajajaja
Shouldn't we talk English or someting? ~Nah, I'll subtitle the whole thing.
Suddenly, a wild girlfriend appears!
Okay, this can't go right.
Those characters at the bottom xD ~Ahah, niice!
That's the plan. ~You can go to hell! ~Aaaaaight!
That's the plan. Aaaaah!
Forward... [Red's Laughter]
Oh, Blood Moon Shen. Seriously, buy a skin already. ~No, stfu. Urh, SORAKA, no skins for Soraka.
I got 2 FPS. ~And I... muh, my internet's lagging...
Check, Bram... ~Bwuh, that's the phone. BRB.
Gmail...
Mothers...
Urr, where's my base?
Uh, do I need Mana Regen? No, I can just buy Boots.
Aah, fast robot, alleeees!
Heh, I think he hates us. ~MORDE!
One pot. Seriously, Morde is best off just starting with 13 pots.
Nah, it's true. They tested it. ~Ooh, dat magic resist. Hoh-oh-oh...
Whooh, 58. [SHISSSHHH] ~Okay, go go go go go go!
Who of them has Flash? Oh, all of 'em. Shen doesn't have Flash.
I took my silence first. UNH!
Win. And, death. UUURH, SHEN! ~Hahah, he didn't get me. ~***, Imma die. Fug fuggity fug.
Hah, now you're gonna die.
~We're going down, down, down, And the flames went higher.
We can take on the Ezreal. ~***! No.
Yes, we do.
Here, I told you. ~Noob. WAT? That damage...
You dead? No. ~No but that damage?! ~~Nah, Shen just deals damage with his taunt.
***-iet!
***-ieet.
Uh-eugh.
Cassiopeia, what have you got? ~AHAHAH, Shen got silenced...
But it did, euh... not that much.
I'm coming. ~Yah, I'd hope so.
No, Morde, what are you doing? NO!
He's being a ***!
Hey, farm, ***! ~I can't do that, man. Oehp. I giev you mana.
Hee hee, I think we're gonna lose this. I wanted Shen, why did I take Soraka...
Let him come, let him come, let him come... [hss] Mana!
***... You put a ward in that bush? ~No?
That was a Clairvoyance. Damnit man, learn how to farm!
Shut up, I don't want to farm. ~No, I'm support, I don't do farm. Whup.
And I got really low FPS, like really low. Like, 13.
I got 20. Whup.
Ouch, that hurts. ~Run, ***.
Okay, half a lifebar, yay! ~Mwuhahahaha!
Ooh, ***! ~32 damage.
With the silence? ~No, with a basic attack.
Khlads, in yo ***. Oyeah, here comes the pain. ~I don't liike you...
LOL!
Two on one, huh.
Boom, ***! ~Out of the way~!
Oyeah, bush has been claimed. Oyeah, 62 damage, oyeah.
No, that was no ***. Get over here. Uhm, ***.
RAARGH! ~Uhn...
Why did I take Starcall?
Whieee! Yeah, but that's not fun.
No, I always max silence and heal first.
Yes, failed. ~Ah ***, he hit me.
Ah noes :(
Get 'm, get 'm.
***. No, he won't die! :(
Mana for me? ~Yeah, you like that? 'd You like that?
Oh yeah... ~Slow down, honey bird.
Oh yeah, now I can slow too. ~BOT RE. CALL LING!
Calling out to you...
Ahh, hit, he used his... poof-thing. ~His poof. Hmm. Seems like a nice poof.
MAH MINION! Aaaaaahhh. ~Get out!
MAH MINION! Oh, he was out of range. Now let's see...
Oh look, that's perfect for when you're surrounded by minions.
One.
Yesterday was like, I was working till ten past 11.
And I was with the last ones to leave.
So? ~So, that means that a lot of money was earned.
Where's Shen? ~You're gonna die, Ezreal. COM HIAR.
Uh, uh, uh, uh. Get 'm, get 'm, get 'm, get 'm.
SS mid. RUN! ~Don't see 'em.
Imma put down this ward here. Whup whup, awesome support, oyah.
*** please.. ~Hee hee :P
***! ~Dude, this is a trollgame, fo' sho'.
They saying stuff 'bout me.
You are retards. WAAH, stay! Why you left?
WAAH! ~Die, ***! ~~Oh, dodged that taunt, oh nice.
You can't kill me.
Renekton, another champ I still need to buy. ~What is life?
Life is life, yalaa-la-la-la. [Insert music sounds]
Renek miss. The shizz. ~Eat it!
Everything's recorded... Guess no fappin' this game, eh?
Nice, get 'em, get 'em. ~Nooh, missed.
Blah, it hit. ~Huh-unh! Nice, Nice!
My Varus, right? ~What you waiting for?
Oh, my kill, my kill, my kill, my kill. He won't get away.
***, my kill!
Gimme mana!
I don't do "give mana". I take the kill! Not... ~Jaa, my kill :D
I got ulti too. Oh wait, I'm being *** by minions.
[Red mumbles illogical things] ~No.
It's ALL FAH ME!
I'd be trollin' if I went Warmog's plus Atma's. ~Well, it's a troll game.
Well, we're only 3-5, that Shen took three of those kills.
Why do they have so many kills? We're supposed to be so far ahead...
BWAAAH, fear me Ezreal! Oh, dodge, dodge. ~Juuked!
Ooh, that silence, oh that silence, it's abnormal, just abnormal.
Oh come on, I missed? Hit, damnit. Finally.
Another point in silence, another point in silence, oh, oh!
Level one silence? ~Wat?
Did you just say: "Level one silence?" ~No, silence is Lv.4, my heal is Lv.1.
There's something wrong here. Whup whup!
Oh, run like a ***, run like a ***. ~Ah ***.
Run ***! ~Yup.
Why do you have Mana Pots? That makes no sense... [Insert random scream sounds]
Hub-hub-hub-hub-hub! Mega-heals!
Kill all the ***! Kill ALL the ***! ~Damnit... Oh win! MORD'KAISER!
That's good...
Now he's gonna die. ~Make your ghost attack him, idiot!
Nice.
Can I get it, can I get it... Yes! Last Whisper, for me!
Ah ***, forgot the mana-thingamabob. Now I know what I've been forgetting.
DUUD, I'm Soraka!
Nah, I forgot to get a Manamune. Purchasing Manamune for tons of damage!
Yeah, and all your mana problems vanish like snow before sun.
Oh yeah, we gonna see a Dread more? Dread more, he's gonna do it, he's doing it.
Piercing Arrow, oh yeah!
Now you're dead! See, he's dying, nice!
Com tu papa, com tu papa
Okay, run. Run. Run! Run!
I win.
Look at my mad damage output. ~Look at MY damage output!
Hello Ezreal. ~If he gets any closer, he's dead. ~~UNH!
Silence! ~Ow! That hurt, that hurt.
I'll break every bone in your face if you mess with my life~
Come here. Oh wait. ~Yeh.
I don't need your mana anymore. ~I got an Oracle's, but they have no wards...
Oh, we can take the Dragon. You tank it. ~ME?
Yeah, you can heal. Eh dude, I got Blue Buff, I can spam hard. Go!
Dude, it's raping me, so hard. ~Yeah well, you have heal.
But still, I'm dying. Okay, I'm leaving.
I'll save you.
***! Save me!
Can I have her? ~Sure you can. ~~Yeah!
Oh wait, my manabar kinda hurts right now... I really should have bought a Manamune.
Don't be a ***. Whup! ~My manabar is hurting... :(
Whup!
Hey, you got blue buff. ~True?
I got 12 minions already, hah hah.
I had like 200 Mana when we did Dragon. ~Nice, guys, nice.
StoffƤh. Imma buy a Sheen. ~Stfu. Studiefinanciƫring
Oh oh, oohh, [?], nice. Come here guys.
Ouch, this is gonna hurt. Ouch, this is gonna hurt. [Random sounds of hurt]
Guys, seriously, hurt someone, please.
Okay, I will sacrifice myself.
Oh nice, nice, nice, nice. Dat assist, dat assist
Shen vs. Shen, come ooon... Kill a ***... yes, another assist.
I didn't damage that one.
No [Red], you won't make it.
Will too, I can do anything. ~No.
KHIBUUUHH! ~What a failed Flash.
Buy ALL the wards!
Bram is going to make an exam, okay. ~Bla blah, bla bla blah.
Come here, MORDE! MORDE! HERE!
There you go.
My minions. Heehee hee hee hee. Triple minion kill, nice.
Oh assist!
Hahaah, planted a ward. ~Hit, ***!
What are you doing? You're going down.
No, not this time.
RUN! I can't heal all the time.
I mean, for a bit, but...
No, I don't have my Summoner Heal.
Yeah buddy! Naah, lolz. NAH, Cassiopeia!
I'm just shootin' her from here. ~Silence! Daawh, almost killed her with my silence.
Not that one.
HALP! ~Quickly, to me, to me, to me, daawh. ~***' Varus.
If you'd just run to me a LITTLE bit sooner... What the mother *** varus.
What kind of Varus is that? ~Had a ***' killing spree, and he runs away.
Cuz he's a ***. ***' ***-ant. Instant-buy Manamune. Instant-buy Berserker's Greaves!
Atma's Impaler!
Why am I healing him? I don't want to heal him...
No, don't heal him. Just, let him die. Look at his build, he's gay.
There will... be... suffering.
Should I assist with my ult? Yeh yeh yeh, let's, let's.
==LOWER SPEAKER VOLUME===
Assist. Oh, the kill! YEEEEEH!!
Ah, that was fun. Just to be sure, a ward right here... Aaawwww Varus!
That KS. Nah man, not a KS at all.
Hey there Ezreal!
Whassup gayboi? ~Awesome.
HALLOOO!
Ooohh, *** Heal! ~Shihihihi XD
And not an ulti for me, eh. Oh you took another kill? ~Who killed you? ~~Ezreal...
Uuhm... Heart of Gold...
What is a tranny? ~A transvestite.
Shurelya's... ~Dude, Full AP, *** that Shurelya's man!
Haugh-uhn! Move me faster! ~Naw ***.
What's the range on this thing? ~Not far. ~~No. "Nearby Allies".
Transvestite, wat? Oh. Ok, Cool.
Imma stop this recording, seriously, this sucks ***. ~You're stopping the recording?
I tried that once too, but it lagged like hell. ~Yeah, I'm at like 12 FPS right now.
Imma take Morello's Evil Tome.
Oh, I got Red Buff, ohyeah! ~***! ~~ Yeah, I got Red Buff.
Feel my Red Buff, minions, oh yeah, bitchez!
Oh yeah, another assist. ~SS Mid. ~Another assist. How do he do it?
He just keeps going...
Oh *** we're gonna die, oh *** we're gonna die. Oh hell I'm out of position, I'm out of position
I am out of position, and it's killing mee!
Come here, [Red], here!
Awwh, three kills |-D