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I was only nine years old, I loved Being a Bandit so much.
I had all the Artyfacts and Ak-74s.
I prayed to the Banditsevery night for the game he has made.
"Cheeki is love" I say, "Breeki is life"
My Dad hears me and tells me TO GET OUT OF HERE STALKER. I knew he was just jealous of my Moonlight artifact.
I called him a Rooki.
He Hits me and steals my ruples
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, it's really cold.
I feel something warm against me.
It's ***! I'm so happy.
A voice whispers in my ear "CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE."
I grab the neck of the Bottle and screw off the cap.
I'm ready.
I spread my lips for ***.
The *** rushes into my mouth. It burns a bit, but I do it for ***.
I can feel the Cheeki and my eyes start to water.
I chug the bottle, I want more ***.
The bottle is empty my cloths have changed i am now wearing A tracksuit and a gas mask.
My dad walks in.
I looks him straight in the eye and says, "Popali Popali Suke."
I am now living the authentic Bandit experience.
Cheeki Breeki.