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Excuse me.
-Yeah.
Don't think I'm ridiculous or anything, but I think you're
the prettiest girl thats ever walked by me.
-I appreciate it.
And now it's time for you to return the favor by saying that I'm so cute or something.
-Sure. You're just as cute.
Then why are we...
Hey!
(Intro)
Excuse me.
I have to come up to you. You're really really pretty.
-Thank you.
You get that all the time I bet.
-No I don't.
What?
Which one?
Ok both of them.
Do you guys have boyfriends?
-No.
Do you have a boyfriend?
-What?!?!
Do you have a boyfriend?
-No.
Contestant number one. What would you like to do on our first date?
-On our first date?
Oh yeah. I'm already assuming.
-We're not going on a date.
So anyways...
Are you really going to play hard to get?
I'm talking to my mom.
Oh. Tell her I say hi. My future mother-in-law.
Hi, I'm Tommy. Is it alright if I sit next to you?
Sure. I'm Alexis.
Alexis? I drive a Lexus.
-Ohhh.
Well a Ferrari, but...
-Hahaha.
Can I ask you a question?
-Sure.
I uhhh...Have a research paper due tomorrow.
-Ohh! Let me call you back. I'm being interviewed.
Is it alright if I sit down?
-Yeah.
So I'm writing this paper on the finer things in life.
Since you're so fine, I figured you just tell me about your life.
-Well...
You got to empty your pockets. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You have my heart in your pocket. You must have stolen it or something.
-Oh.
-Good One.
Checking me out I see.
You can sit on me too. I can do like a thousand.
-It's alright.
Are you sure you don't want to sit on me?
-Yeah.
Is that turning you on?
How do you feel about, you know.. having a boyfriend and a girlfriend?
-Uh No.
How about Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
You're my girlfriend.
-No.
Four days a week. I'm going to give you four days a week.
You can't beat that. And three days to..
-No its got to be seven days or nothing.
What's the ideal man?
-Well......
In his fourties.
Wow.
-I like a lot of ex-marine type guys.
Wow! This is all good stuff.
-Is it?
My name is Tommy Galatis.
I am a pick-up artist. I've always been one.
But times have changed, and I think I find the one today.
Hey baby. Now what's your sign?
Do you have a name? or can I call you mine?
Are you a parking ticket? cause you're so fine.
And do you have a map? cause I'm lost in your eyes.
We were just having good ole times.
Using pick-up lines.
That's the way to a women's heart right there boys.
How about.....
James Blunt "You're Beautiful"
-That's too ***.
But it's how I feel right now.
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
For that I'm sure.
She saw me at the library.
Yeah! She was with no other man.
And I'm so happy that she's with me
And I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Please give me your phone number.
I'll give you a call. It's true.
I'll be fourty today.
I'll be fourty right now.
I'll sing like an old man.
You're beautiful.
-Hahahaha
I'm a dance major and all, and I have a homework assignment.
I have to dance with the prettiest girl, around Strozier Library.
-I'm a Dance major, so nice try.
No you're not!
-Nice try.
You're a dance major?
-I am.
-Are you actually a Dance major here?
Yeah! I go to class like right there.
-So do you know Parker?
Ahh! Parker.
He's a lot better than me.
Please, I can't fail.
I have a 69 percent.
I know that's just weird. I know. I mean, So will you dance with me?
-Like really? Like right here?
Spin again.
Follow my lead.
Oh yeah.
Whoa! By far the best dancer.
I feel like I'm on "Dancing with the Stars"
So you're a Dance major, I guess?
-No I'm not.
Is this how we're going to dance at our wedding?
-No.
Are you a kissing major?
-No I'm not!
Oh yeah!
I'm pretty good.
There we go.
I had to throw that in there. Alright.
-No it's fine.
Alright.
I love you.
Anyways....
How's it going? I was just trying to make you jealous.
What's your name?
-Ahna
Can I get a handshake?
-Sorry, my hands are full.
I know. I saw that.
Well at least you don't have a ring on your finger.
- I Actually Do. (Hahahaha)
Whoa! You're a lucky girl.
See I was just thinking one day, maybe I would you know..
After I take off my purity ring, I would put on a wedding ring.
I'll just do it right now.
-Oh my God!
Will you marry me?
-I will marry you. I accept.
-Where's the ring?
How about my debit card? That'll do.
-Typically I'm not a gold digger, but if you're offering then..
Tiffany's. Buy yourself a diamond ring.
-Alright thanks.
Here just take my phone. I'll call my phone.
Take the phone and I'll call you in about a week or so.
I'm going to have to reference you.
-How about I just give you my signature.
-And if you're smart, then you will know how to track me down.
-The problem is that I don't have a Facebook or any type of social media.
What is your number?
-Three, two, one, five, three, six.
I came up to you, thinking you would be my first kiss.
I've never kissed a girl.
Not even on the cheek. My mom wouldn't even do that for me.
-That's really sad, but um.....
I know you've been kissed. I can tell.
-Oh my God! Bye.
No! No! No! No!
They made a movie about me. The Drew Barrymore, like was reenacting me.
Well anyways, I was just thinking. Kiss on the cheek.
Oh come on.
-Listen!
We're engaged. We're going to have to get over this step.
-I wait til after marriage.
Thank you.
-Wow!
I'm kind of a big deal. I mean I kind of wanted..
-Kind of a big deal?
Kind of a big deal. I know. That's a terrible line.
Neck. That was hot. That was kind of like a hickey.
Totally in the way. Hi, I'm Tommy.
You're not a student? You look so young though.
Go underneath the legs. Just kidding. That might actually be really bad.
Guess I'm a trendsetter.
You've got it! 50 more!
I like that answer.