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KC-Welcome to Nitrome Must Die! TCU-Die.
KC-Yes, die.
KC-I'm here with TheCopyUniverse and we were also... TCU-Hi.
KC-...supposed to have...
KC-...50Fable50 with us, but, um...
TCU-He was busy KC-...Yeah, he's off, uh, fighting crime so we're...
KC-...gonna be a duo for now. TCU-Yup.
KC-And low battery! I don't give a crap!
KC-So, let's go- TCU-I think you should watch your language, but okay. :3 KC-Aaaah, yes, of course.
TCU-Okay, so, uhhh-
KC-Um, yes...
KC-I may want to have my space bar. Um...
KC-And do my space bar so I can spam.
TCU-Okay, I'm definitely player 2, so...
TCU-You wanna be... okay, that...
KC-You have space already, so... *Cue unnecessary fiddling*
TCU-What am I gonna do? KC-Lessee. Um... click? No.
TCU-Ooh! Enter?
KC-Ooh, yeah. TCU-What?! :o
KC-Because I have enter there.
KC-Let's just put some random thing there. This is... TCU-This is the annoying thing.
KC-No, now you've got space. TCU-And now you've got-
KC-And...
KC-We went nowhere!
TCU-Here we go! That should do it now! :D
KC-And I think we've got a good...
KC-Alright!
KC-Are you ready? TCU-Ready!
KC-Nitrome...
KC&TCU-...must...
KC&TCU-...DIIIIIIIIEEEE!
KC-KoopaConor is on the...
KC-Black-haired emo guy, and...
TCU-I'm the hooded person!
KC-The hooded emo guy.
TCU-Not emo guy. KC-Or girl. I'm not even sure.
TCU-Yeah, you can't even tell what gender they are. It's probably the point, of course. KC-Yeah.
TCU-Boing! :3 KC-Kind of like Crona(?)
TCU-Yes. KC-This is going-one second... we don't have music. TCU-Oopsies! KC-This is like that one, um...
KC-...Doom game where you don't have any mus- TCU-I got hit. :(
TCU-I got hit again...
TCU-One sec- *Shotgun* KC-Aaaaah
TCU-I got the shotgun. KC-Yes. Shotgun! I have no idea-
KC-We really need to pause and work out the music,
KC-but at the same time, I can't...
KC-Stop moving without dying! TCU-I can't even collect coins! That sucks.
TCU-It vacuums. *Machine gun* KC-Machine guuuuuuuun!
TCU-Oh thank you. KC-Yes. Machine gun is awesome.
KC-I wonder what's more awesome. This or the shotgun. TCU-C'mon. Aah. I keep thinking I'm you! >:(
KC-This is just like Mario Kart.
KC-And I keep going back, so I... crap.
TCU-I'm making the guys explooooode.
KC-I'm just basically-
KC-I'm a better weapon than the one I'm using. :\ TCU-Haaha! :D
KC-Alright, one sec.
KC-Just so that we can have our...
KC-...tunes... *No tunes*
KC-Our tunes...>:( Maybe it's just-
*Elevator music* KC-There we go.
KC-Elevator music! :]
TCU-Isn't that awesome? Should we... uh- KC-Definitely.*Has no idea what we should do*
TCU-Let's... how about we... KC-Hmmm... Lessee. I'm a loser, darn. :(
TCU-Yay, I'm a winner! Wait, we have the same thing.
TCU-That's strange. *Crowd cheers*
KC-Yaaay!
KC-Might as well, since- um...
KC-Yeah.
TCU-Player 2 fifteen ready. KC-Yeah.
TCU-Or is that IS ready?
KC-I'm ready, so- meh.
TCU-Hey, over here! KC-Oh!
KC-Good enough!
TCU-Okay, I'm gonna shoot the guy! KC-I'm gonna do my...
KC-My wonderful spazzio(?)
KC-Completely spamming everything.
TCU-And I'm gonna get this thing. *Machine gun*
KC-OK... Diiiie! >:o TCU-Look at his- Look at his awesome coloration! KC-Die, you- I once did this whole game with no ammo. Doing this. It WASN'T FUN. >:(
*Pistol* TCU-Getting a pistol, eh? KC-Yes.
KC-Because I've...
KC-I don't have anything to prove anymore. Yes!
TCU-You mean the fact that it is possible to-
KC-Yes.
TCU-Ooh! *Machine gun*
TCU-Machine gun. My points. KC-You know what these remind me of?
KC-Those little things in Super Mario...
KC-I think it's, uh, Galaxy, and also, um...
TCU-Oh, you can get that. *Pistol* KC-Mario Kart Wii. That flip you up, remember?
TCU-Flip you up? KC-Those little, um...
KC-Bird things that, um-
TCU-Oh yeah, those things! I remember those! KC-Yeah! I wonder if those are based on them? TCU-Possibly-aah!
???
KC-There, you-we've made them mad.
KC-You can have that. *Machine gun* TCU-No, really?
KC-*Flips out and becomes hard of hearing* TCU-I couldn't tell from their emotion looks! KC-*Still flipping out and can't hear*
TCU-I can't move! :o KC-I can!
TCU-Damn you, reality! >:o KC-Aah!
KC-Okay, that was, umm... TCU-Yah. KC-...hectic.
TCU-I still won! *Crowd oohs*
KC-Oooh. TCU-WOOOOHHH!
TCU-*Laughs maniacally*
TCU-So how about- oh, yay, we got boxing gloves! KC-Yes!
TCU-Now, let's go down here! KC-And, obviously, I did have to have ammo in this.
TCU-And no, we can't punch each other. KC-Well, we can, but we don't take damage from it.
KC-Ow. TCU-Wow, dude. Know what that is?
TCU-That is you knocking me back, dude! >:[ KC-Oh, sorreh.
KC-I think I got hit- hurt, though, so maybe it's karma. Aah! TCU-Timing!
TCU-This is so fun, actually. KC-I know.
KC-I really like these games, you know? TCU-Wait-oh.
KC-Yah. Surprise! TCU-Surprise, mothereffer!
KC-I don't even know what a sucker punch is. I've never actually, like- you know...
TCU-A sucker punch is when you punch someone when they're not expecting it, so basically we're sucker punching these guys.
KC-Okay.
KC-Well, I'd be a...
KC-...fool if I didn't expect this, seeing as, y'know, we're constantly using it.
KC-Like, y'know...
KC-The first hundred times, what do ya think is gonna happen next? TCU-I dunno.
TCU-Oh. KC-Anyway.
TCU-Let's see who won this time! :3 KC-One sec- little fly.(?)
TCU-I won again. KC-Oh.
KC-Awww. Darn. :[
TCu-Whaddya doin'?
KC-I'm gambling. *Oooh* TCU-Ooooooh!
KC-Alright.
TCU-This is nuts! KC-I wonder- who won again the- um...(?)
KC-Die, raindrops with happy faces! >:o
KC-One sec, they're happy, and they're not even trying to harm us.
KC-Why are we shooting them? Oh god. TCU-Oh, because-
*Boomerang*
TCU-They work for Nitrome and Nitrome must die? KC-Oh, yeah, true. TCU-That's why they call it Nitrome Must Die, don't they? Hey! KC-Aaah!
TCU-Slimes, I want you to- there we go, that's better!
KC-I pressed caps lock. While talking in caps lock. :\ TCU-You know, I just realized something.
*Boomerang* TCU-I don't like boomerang. It sucks. KC-Hm. I'll have it if you want next time because I'm tired of doing this.
TCU-Woah! Did you hear that? *Nope*
KC-Medipack! We don't really need it, but-
TCU-You get it, though.
TCU-Or not.
TCU-Dude, get the boomerang powerup! *Boomerang*
KC-Okay.
KC-There. TCU-Thank you for the coin.
KC-Well, you're welcome!
KC-Yes! TCU-Failure of the month! KC-Yeah.
TCU-Soooo... gamble? KC-I say. TCU-Why not?
KC-We can- we can decide for ourselves.
KC-I can tell this is going to be interesting.
TCU-Why do we both have shotguns? KC-I dunno.
KC-I didn't have shotguns previously.
TCU-Aaah out of ammo! KC-You can get that. TCU-Machinima gun!
TCU-Machi-machinima! KC-Machinima gun!
TCU-Oh yeah, they should definitely have something called the
TCU-machinima gun in future just for- KC-The Nitrome gun that enemy Machinima(?) TCU-Yeah.
TCU-And I'm a winner again! Man, how many times have I won? Oh yeah, that's right, all the time. :3
KC-I think it's, um, current.
KC-Because, uh,
KC-Y'know, I guess the scores are compiled. TCU-Ah. KC-Oh!
KC-We get to use the most inaccurate...
TCU-Those are drill things, right? KC-Yeah.
TCU-Okay! KC-This is like the weirdest tennis match ever. It is in a way, isn't it? TCU-I CAN'T EVEN GET ANY COINS! >:O
KC-I know! This is the most pointless level ever.
KC-You can't die, you can't get coins, TCU-Actually, you can die. KC-and you can't really
KC-that accurately aim the- TCU-You can die, dude, remember?
KC-Oh, yeah. True. Um, TCU-Their shots go through the walls. It's basically war! KC-Yeah. True. I'll get it.
KC-Awww, missed. TCU-Yes, doh, I missed! :]
TCU-Or doh, you missed, really. KC-Yeah.
TCU-How about whenever we mess up say doh I missed KC-Yeah! Well, you can.
KC-And we're at the next floor- TCU-I WON AGAIN! :D KC-Arrgh! Well, actually- TCU-Hey, hey!
TCU-This is funny. :3 KC-Yeah.
TCU-You know what time is it? KC-I dunno, it's time to shoot a lot of things with tiny projectiles! *I accidentally open spotlight*
TCU-Hey! KC-What the- TCU-What the hay? :o KC-We opened spotlight.
KC-Maybe because I accidentally pressed command.
TCU-No, I'm still- I'm stuck, oh, there we go, it's working again! *Minigun* KC-Alright
KC-Time to meet your... maker... Okay, this is very inaccurate. And it moves you back a lot. TCU-Yeah, don't you remember using that thing?
KC-Oh, yeah, I do, actually. Um... there's this one...
*Minigun* TCU-Oh, I want it now! YEEEHAAAAA! =D KC-Oh, yeah, you got it!
KC-TOTAL DESTRUCTION! Total destruction.
KC-And I'm wasting most of it. Yeah, I wasted it.
TCU-Yeah, you're outta ammo, my friend. KC-But that doesn't mean I'm outta luck. TCU-??? Ooh! Mine! *Minigun* TCU-Is an explosive. KC-Yep, it is. I'm actually doing quite well considering I have no ammo. Never mind! *Minigun*
KC-There is still so many! Actually, usually with this, though, I just wait, um, until they're all at ground level, and then fire at them, but it's not worth it now.
TCU-Here, how about if I do it. KC-Woah! That was awesome.
TCU-Here, when everyone's donut(?) managed to make it, wait, I got it. KC-There we go.
TCU-I still have mah ammo!
TCU-And I'm winning!
KC-You're winning. TCU-And you're losering! Ing! KC-Ing.
KC-All right.
KC-I'm pressing fire. Oh, I'm pressing-
TCU-The space bar. Duh. KC-I was pressing up.
TCU-Okay. Now we can kill these guys, don't we? KC-Oh, there he is.
TCU-Do they have their own weapons? KC-Yep. TCU-Well, take this, dude! Why the mini- I have a minigun! :D *I steal the coins* TCU-Heeeey. >:[ KC-Aaaaaaah-there.
TCU-You'll need that medipack more than I do.
*Pistol&Medipack while I steal the coins again* TCU-You know what? Screw you. KC-Aaah!
KC-It's only when there's more than one of them that- *Medipack* TCU-I take this one. *I steal the coins again* TCU-DUDE, STOP STEALING MAH MONEH! >:O
KC-It's war now. :3
TCU-Oh yeah?
KC-You know what I say?
KC-Winning! :)
TCU-Yeah, but you've lost more than you've won.
KC-Oh, I guess so, but it's, uh...
KC-It's compiling. Yep.
TCU-It must be compiling.
KC-Yeah, because, umm...
TCU-Actually, you do get more!
KC-Remember when we got- remember when we didn't get any points because there was no way to get any points?
KC-We still had, like, 355 to 4 hundred something. Die to my red tomato cherries of death! >:{
TCU-Ooh, tomato cherries! KC-Yes. You can have that if you want. *Machinima gun* TCU-This thing? The machinima gun?
KC-Yes, the machinima gun. TCU-The machinima gun! Son of a gun! KC-Yes. TCU-That's it. KC-Aaah- they have too much health, but that's fine because they don't do much other than walk around.
TCU-Have you ever heard of that YouTube video, Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing? KC-Yes, and right now, I'm going absolutely nowhere.
TCU-And I'm not shooting! :] KC-Yes. TCU-Does this count as me winning? KC-I guess as a team we're doing everything and nothing. *Machinima gun* TCU-Machinima gun! KC-Thanks for joining!
KC-That was a victory for the ages.
KC-How do you have more than I do?
TCU-Because I collected them while you shot 'em. KC-Oh, well, okay. :|
TCU-Duh.
KC-I wonder which one they were disapproving of.
KC-One of them said... TCU-I dunno. What the frack is that?
KC-Okay, um, I'll shoot the nose! TCU-Should I just shoot whatever? KC-They only take one hit, no matter what it is, so... TCU-Snot bubbles are coming out. *Boomerang*
KC-Aah! *Medipack* KC-Oh, I can-sorry. TCU-Hey, I'm beating it up, by doin- hey, you're beating it up, too. *Medipack* KC-Easiest boss ever. TCU-Especially when we're co-op! :D Ooh, what's this thing? *BC Arrow*
KC-BC Arrow. Yes! TCU-Oh, they're homing. Cool!
KC-And you're still winning. TCU-Duh.
KC-Alright. So, um-
*Wrapping things up banter*
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