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>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
IT IS LIKE I AM SAME.
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY FOR A
PRE GAME REPORT.
WHAT IS COMING UP ON TONIGHT'S
SHOW?
>> THE EX-GIRLFRIEND OF
TAMERLAN TSARNAEV SPEAKS OUT.
THE EXCLUSIVE STORY AHEAD.
JUST KIDDING.
SHE GAVE AN INTERVIEW
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
AND THE WHITE HOUSE
CORRESPONDENT DINNER IS GREAT
AND AWESOME.
AND FINALLY, WHAT LEGENDARY
MUSEUM -- MUSICIAN WILL BE
TOURING, GREG?
>> AFTER THE SHOW WILL YOU BE
MAKING A TIME SHARE
PRESENTATION IN CORAL GABLES?
>> WE DON'T CALL THEM TIME
SHARES ANYMORE, GREG.
>> WHAT DO THEY CALL THEM?
>> I WILL TELL YOU AFTER THE
SHOW.
>> I WON'T BE MAKING IT DOWN
THERE.
UNLESS YOU CAN MAKE IT WORTH
MY WHILE.
>> WE HAVE FREE COOKIES.
>> THERE YOU GO.
I'M A SUCKER FOR COOKIES.
GO AWAY, SAD, STRANGE MAN
WITHOUT A TIE.
SHE KNOWS LIKE
I KNOW JEAN SHORTS.
IT IS CALLED STYLE, PEOPLE.
I AM HERE WITH A FIRST TIME
GUEST, PROFESSOR VICKY
ZIEGLER.
DON'T KNOW A LOT OF VICKYS, SO
I AM GLAD TO KNOW YOU.
AND IF LIL LAIR TEE WAS A BOWL
OF TRAIL MIX, IT IS COMEDIAN
JOE DEVITO.
AND IN RUSSIA HE IS CONSIDERED
A MEAT PIE, BILL SCHULZ.
AND IF MUSICAL GENIUS WAS A
CHECK I WOULD BLOW HIM ON A
SKI TRIP WITH FRIENDS.
NEXT TO ME, MUSICIAN AND
RECORD PRODUCER ANDREW W KAY.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
BE READY TO BE INFORMED AND
ENTERTAINED, AMERICA.
>> HIS EXDIDN'T GIVE A -- AN
F.
THE BOSTON BOMBER WAS A BAD
BOYFRIEND.
THE EX-GIRLFRIEND OF TAMERLAN
SAID WHEN SHE HEARD HE WAS
KILLED SHE, QUOTE, DIDN'T
CRY.
IN AN INTERVIEW WITH "THE SUN"
, NOT THE THING THAT GIVES US
LIGHT AND HEAT, THEY REVEALED
THAT SHE ENDED HER THREE-YEAR
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OLDER
BROTHER REPRESENTED HERE AS
USUAL BY A DRAWING OF DOG
POOP.
HE PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED HER
FOREGOING TO A POOL PARTY
WEARING CUTOFF JEANS AND A
CROP TOP, WHAT JOE WEARS AFTER
THE SHOW.
SHE CALLED THE SUDDEN
TRANSFORMATION, QUOTE, ONE
MINUTE HE IS A NORMAL GUY WHO
LIKES BOXING AND HAVING FUN.
AND THEN PRAYING FOUR TIMES A
DAY.
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FIVE,
ACTUALLY, WATCHING ISLAMIC
VIDEOS AND WATCHING INSANE
NONSENSE.
HE BECAME EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS
AND TRIED TO BRAIN WASH ME TO
FOLLOW ISLAM.
HE WANTED ME TO HATE AMERICA
LIKE HE DID.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO FOCUS
ON?
THIS.
THAT WAS PROBABLY -- THAT WAS
THE -- --
>> THAT WAS A SEIZURE.
>> THAT WAS A GREAT WAY TO
START A MONDAY.
A KITTEN PLAYING AROUND IN A
BOWL OF MILK.
IT HAS TO MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER.
WK, IF IT IS TRUE, WE KEEP
HEARING THESE STORIES AND YOU
GET RADICALIZED LIKE THAT.
CAN WE JUST STOP HAND
WRINGING?
HAND RINGING BECAUSE WE CAN'T
GO BACK.
IT IS LIKE GETTING A GOOD TO
EVIL CHANGE, LIKE A SEX
CHANGE, BUT GOOD TO EVIL.
>> IT IS LIKE A NEW HOBBY THAT
TAKES OVER EVERYTHING ABOUT
YOUR LIFE, AND THEN YOU CAN
SELL -- CANCLE -- CANCEL YOUR
OLD LIFE.
THEN HIS GIRLFRIEND WATCHED
THIS HAPPEN AND WAS
DISTURBED.
I THINK SHE WAS LUCKY TO
SEPARATE FROM HIM AS QUICKLY
AS POSSIBLE.
>> IF SHE IS INDEED TELLING
THE TRUTH.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
OF COURSE WE DO.
VICKY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
RUT FIRST VICKY I HAVE RUN --
YOU ARE THE FIRST VICKY I HAVE
RUN INTO SINCE MY BABY-SITTER
WHICH I HAVEN'T FOUND.
DO YOU THINK THIS WILL BE --
>> I AM IN YOUR HEAD.
>> ARE YOU IN MY HEAD.
IT IS A LARGE PLACE.
SHE WAS SURPRISED THE YOUNGER
BROTHER WAS INVOLVED AND THAT
HE WAS A NICE KID.
ISN'T THAT GOING TO BE THE
DEFENSE?
THEY WILL SAY THE BROTHER WAS
BULLIED AND WE WILL HAVE TO
NOD ALONG?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
HIS POSITION IS CLEARLY GOING
TO BE "I WAS BRAINWASHED BY MY
OLDER BROTHER.
I WAS A GOOD KID.
EVERYONE WILL ESTABLISH THAT
DURING THIS TRIAL.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG"
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT WE HAVE
HIM ON VIDEO AND THE EVIDENCE
THAT WILL OUT ON INSTRAW GRAM
AND HIS TWEETS -- 0* INSTAGRAM
AND A LITTLE INSIGHT OF WHAT
HE HAS DONE.
EVEN THOUGH HE IS 19 WITH A
BABY FACE HE IS A COLD BLOODED
KILLER , AND I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY WILL BE DISSUADED WITH
THAT ARGUMENT.
JOE, YOU HAVE A BABY FACE, BUT
YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR GLOVE COME
PARTMENT -- GLOVE
COMPARTMENT.
I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE FACT THAT
THESE GUYS HAVE INCREDIBLY, I
DON'T KNOW, INTERESTING PASTS,
SOCIAL LIFE WITH MANY GIRL
ENDS FROM, IT HAS TO DRIVE YOU
NUTS, JOE.
>> A LITTLE BIT.
LET'S SEE HE IS AN ABUSIVE
FILL PLAN DEERING TERRORIST.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE NEXT
FIVE WOMEN I DATE COMPLAIN.
HOW LONG IS THE SELF-ESTEEM ON
THESE WOMEN THEY DATE, AND HOW
CAN I CAPITALIZE?
>> THESE GUYS HAD NO PROBLEM
GETTING WOMEN, AND THEY WERE
*** BAGS.
JOE, I CONSIDER YOU A NICE
GUY.
I NEVER SEE YOU OUT WITH A
GIRL.
>> YES, THAT'S WEIRD.
>> HOW DO I GO OUT WITH THEM?
>> YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR THEM,
JOE.
>> WHAT RADICALIZED YOU TO
BECOME A HUH MAF -- A
HEMAPHRODITE?
>> I HAVE ONE LESS THING TO
GET INJURED.
HE STARTS OFF SAYING HE WAS A
NICE GUY AND LIKED SPORTS AND
HE IS FUNNY AND THEN HE DID
THIS AND THEN HE DID THAT AND
THEN HE HIT ME.
THEN HE FORCED ME TO CONVERT
TO ISLAM.
HE HIT ME AGAIN WHEN I WENT TO
A PARTY AND WORE JEAN SHORTS.
AT WHAT POINT DO WE SAY, I MAY
LEAVE THIS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND --
>> NOT WITHOUT MY BURKA.
>> SHE HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND
HE MADE IT 10 TIMES LOWER.
JAY WE CAN BEAT UP ON HER ALL
--
>> WE CAN BEAT UP ON HER ALL
WE WANT BECAUSE --
>> WELL HE DID.
>> WELL, HE DID.
IT WAS NEVER PROSECUTED
BECAUSE HE ASSAULTED HER AND
THAT'S THE BIGGER PROBLEM.
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
ARRESTETTED AND INCOURSE RATED
BUT HE WASN'T A U.S. CITIZEN.
WE ARE MISSING THE BIGGER
POINT.
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE A
DOWNER.
>> WE NEED THAT TO BALANCE OUT
OUR OWN IDIOCY.
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE STORY
AND I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT
BEFORE WE MOVE ON, BUT THE MOM
WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AT A
LAUREN TAYLOR YEARS AGO.
AND IT IS YOU A SO MANY THAT
IT WAS THE SURVEILLANCE
CAMERAS THAT GO GOT HER IT IS
LIKE THE INVISIBLE ELEPHANT IN
THIS STORY.
I WANT TO SHOW THE BEFORE AND
AFTER OF THE MOM HERE.
THIS IS BEFORE.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD HAVE
BEEN A SUE SEE AND -- SUSIE
AND THE BANSHI OR A MEMBER OF
THE BLACK HEARTS OR THE RUN
AWAYS.
>> WENT DOWNHILL.
>> SO RAID CAL ISLAM -- SO
RADICAL ISLAM IS PART OF THE
SASSINESS.
>> FROM JOAN JETT TO SINEAD
O'CONNOR.
>>> IS IT A HARMLESS EVENT OR
SHOULD EVERYBODY GET BENT?
THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT
DINNER BROUGHT TOGETHER
MEMBERS OF THE MEDIA AND
CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS
STINKING OF COME --
CUMBERBUNS.
HERE ARE HIGHLIGHTS, FANS OF
HIGHLIGHTS.
>> LOOK, I GET IT.
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I
HAVE TO ADMIT, I AM NOT JUST
THE STRAPPING YOUNG MUSLIM
SOCIALIST I USED TO BE.
I RECOGNIZE THIS JOB CAN TAKE
A TOLL ON YOU.
I RECOGNIZE THE SECOND TERM.
I NEED A BURST OF NEW ENERGY
AND TRYING SOME NEW THINGS
EXAMINE THEN MY TEAM AND I
TALKED ABOUT IT AND WE ARE
WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING SO WE
BARROWED ONE OF MICHELLE'S
TRICKS.
>> I AM JUST GLAD HE ADMITTED
HE IS A LADY HATING KENYAN.
HE IS ATTACKING HIS OWN WIFE
ABOUT HER HAIR SAYING HE IS A
MUSLIM SOCIALIST.
I DON'T KNOW HOW AMERICA FINDS
THIS FUNNY.
SHOULD THIS SHIN-DIG BE SHUN?
SARAH PALIN BLASTED THE BLAST
SAY,ING QUOTE, IT WAS
PATHETIC.
THE REST OF MARK IS WORKING
WHILE THESE DC CLOWNS, THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT MOVIE I
COULDN'T RENT, THROW
THEMSELVES A NERD PROM.
WHAT A MOUTH ON THAT GIRL.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS NOT
AFRAID OF SAW -- CELEBRITIES?
DOG AFRAID OF RICHARD
SIMMONS.
>> THAT IS AN ATTACK ON
RICHARD SIMMONS.
I GUESS OUR ANIMAL VIDEOS ARE
HOMOPHOBIC, GREAT.
DEVITO, COMMENT ON ANY PART OF
THE STORY YOU LIKE, BUT WERE
YOU SURPRISED TO SEE PALIN USE
SUCH LANGUAGE?
>> YES, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY I
GOT A LITTLE TURNED ON.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THESE CORRESPONDENT
DINNER.
I WAS AT THE "RED EYE" GUEST
DINNER HELD AT AN EXXON
STATION.
SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T TURN
OUT.
>> I WOULD, BUT I HAD OTHER
PLANS.
WE COULD HANG OUT THERE AND
STIR A SINGLE CUP OF COFFEE
AND NEVER PAY UNTIL THEY ASK
US TO LEAVE.
AND THEN WE USE THE BATHROOM.
IT IS A SADDENING FOR ALL OF
US INCLUDING THE GUY THAT HAS
TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM.
NOTHING PRETTY COMES FROM GAS
STATION COFFEE AND OLD
BURRITO.
DOES THIS PARTY LOOK BAD TO
AMERICA, OR IS IT HARMLESS
FUN?
>> YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK
AFTER THE SECOND OR THIRD
GLASS OF WINE WHEN I WAS
WATCHING IT, I STARTED TO FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.
IT IS A LITTLE STRANGE.
I THINK THE PRESIDENT HAD
COMEDIC TIMING, BUT SOME OF
THE JOKES WERE A LITTLE OFF
COLOR.
I FELT A LITTLE STRANGE.
I WASN'T THAT INTO IT.
BUT TALKING ABOUT SARAH PALIN
FOR A SECOND, I HAVE TO LOOK
UP WHAT *** CLOWN ACTUALLY
MEANT IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY
AND IT WAS THERE.
IT WASN'T IN WEBSTERS.
SHE IS JUST TRYING TO GET
RELEVANT.
>> *** CLOWN IS BASICALLY WHAT
I UNDERSTAND A CLOWN THAT
LIVES IN YOUR ***.
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO LOOK IT
UP.
WK, YOU ARE AN OUTSPOKEN PRO
PONE INEPT OF PARTIES AND
PARTYING IN GENERAL.
IF YOU WERE INVOLVED IN
CONTROLLING OR IMPROVING THE
DINNER WHAT WAS MISSING?
>> BALLOONS FOR STARTS.
I DIDN'T SEE BALLOONS.
IT HUMILIATED EVERYONE IN A
GOOD WAY.
PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THEM
MORE.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE WHEN
YOU GO ON AN AIRPLANE AND YOU
MAKE JOKES.
IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE
PROPER PLACE.
SAVE THAT FOR AFTER.
>> I HATE THAT.
I HATE THE SOUTHERN -- JUST
RELAX.
AND THEN SOMEBODY SAYS IT IS
ONLY SOUTHWEST.
YOU SHOULD START HECKLING.
BILL YOU ATTENDED IN 2012 AS A
BUSBOY AND HAD SEX WITH JON
BON JOVI IN A BROOM CLOSET.
>> I WAS HIS *** CLOWN.
I THOUGHT THE ONLY THING IT
NEEDED WAS AN OVER WROUGHT,
UNFUNNY COMEDY FILM WITH KEVIN
SPECEY AS HIS CHARACTER IN
THAT SHOW AND POINTLESS CAMEOS
WITH PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW.
OH WAIT IT DID HAVE THAT.
IT WAS FOR HALF AN HOUR AND IT
WOULD NOT STOP.
THE WHOLE THING TOOK FOREVER.
BY THE WAY, SARAH PALIN IS
CALLING HER OWN FAMILY ***
CLOWN.
FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS HER
HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER HAVE
BECOME.
SHE JUST WENT TO THE PARTIES
AFTERWARDS.
SO SHE GOT RID OF THE
CORRESPONDENTS AND JUST HOBB
KNOBBED.
>> NUMBER ONE, IT DID FEEL
LIKE WANNA BEES EXERCISING THE
VELVET ROPE THAT EXCLUDES THE
REST OF AMERICA.
AND MY VELVET ROPE INCLUDES
YOU.
>> WE CAN'T SCROLL DOWN.
>> THAT IS NOT A CIGAR.
>> I WANT TO MAKE A POINT.
NOBODY THERE GOT DRUNK.
WHAT WAS MISSING WAS PEOPLE
VOMITING AND WHAT HAPPENED
DURING THE GREAT PARTY WAS
PEOPLE GET [BLEEP].
>> THEY DON'T SERVE ALCOHOL?
>> I WAS THERE LAST YEAR AND
THE YEAR BEFORE.
BUT THEY DON'T GET WASTED.
>> THEY WERE EATING AT MY
TABLE.
>> THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT.
IF AMERICA WOULD WATCH IT, IT
WOULD BE THE HIGHEST RATED
THING.
>> DID YOU SEE THE DEAN MARTIN
ROAST WHERE THEY ARE SMOKING
AND THEIR SHIRTS ARE
UNBUTTONED?
>> YES.
>> THE PRESIDENT'S TIMING IS
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
IT MUST BE INTERESTING FORT
MEADE YAW TO BE THERE AND SAY
OH WE NEVER THOUGHT OF MAKING
FUN OF THIS PRESIDENT BEFORE.
>> EXACTLY.
HE CAN DO A BETTER VERSION
THAN ANYBODY.
DO I HAVE TIME TO GO TO THIS?
FROM NERDS TO JOCKS.
DOES EARNING A VARSITY LETTER
KEEP KIDS FROM DOING BETTER?
ACCORDING TO THE UNIVERSITY
THE DUMB JOCK LABEL MAY BE A
SELF-FULFILLING PROPHESY.
THE MORE THEY IDENTIFY
THEMSELVES AS ATHLETES THE
LESS CONFIDENCE THEY HAVE WITH
ACADEMICS.
THEY SAY IT CAUSES A STEREO
TYPE GROUP AND THEY BEHAVE AS
EXPECTED.
LET'S GO TO A TYPICAL COLLEGE
ATHLETE FOR A COMMENT.
>> THAT IS DELIGHTFUL.
WK, ARE YOU A FORMER GORGEOUS
JOCK.
ARE YOU BUYING THIS?
>> YES JIE. YOU WERE A JOCK?
>> I WAS ON THE SWIM TEAM AND
TRIED TO RUN A FEW TIMES.
THE JOCKS WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME
AND SAY YOU ARE JUST A PARTIER
, LOSER A HESHER OR WHATEVER.
AND IT HAPPENED.
I SAID NO I AM NEVER GOING TO
GROW MY HAIR LONG.
IT REALLY WORKS.
>> YOU ARE A HESHER.
I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT PHRASE IN
AGES, BUT YOU ARE A HESHER.
>> A METAL HEAD A POT --
>> THE FACT THAT YOU ARE
HIDING THAT WORD.
>> DO YOU BUY THIS?
DIDN'T HE DO BETTER IN SCHOOL
AND WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM DO
BETTER IN SCHOOL?
>> THIS IS A TOTAL MIND YOU
KNOW WHAT.
YES, THEY MAY FOCUS ON THEIR
ATHLETIC ABILITY IN SCHOOL
AND, BUT IT IS NOT ABOUT SOCIO
ECONOMIC VALUES OR BECAUSE ARE
YOU A JOCK OR A GOTH OR A NERD
AND YOU WILL DO BETTER OR
WORSE IN SCHOOL.
I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT I WAS
CALLED IN SCHOOL.
>> WHAT WERE YOU CALLED?
>> NOT TELLING.
>> YOU WERE PROM QUEEN,
WEREN'T YOU?
>> NO, I WAS NOT.
>> YOU WEREN'T CALLED FRANK,
WERE YOU?
>> DEVITO, ISN'T THE WHOLE
POINT OF DOING SPORTS IS NO
ONE EXPECTS YOU TO DO WELL IN
SCHOOL?
>> I WAS ON THE WRESTLING
TEAM.
>> THAT WOULD-BE WHY THERE ARE
NO WITNESSES.
>> THE COACH WOULD MAKE US ALL
COME BY AND WE HAD TO SHOW OUR
REPORT CARDS.
EVERYONE ELSE GOT BAD GRADES.
I WAS A HORRIBLE WRESTLER.
HE SAID YOU GOT A'S, BUT I AM
0-12 AND YOU CAN'T KICK ME OFF
THE TEAM.
>> YOU JUST PROVED THAT YOU
BROUGHT EVERYBODY ELSE DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A JOCK, SCREW THE
GRADES.
BILL, YOU LOVED SPORTS, BUT
YOU WERE TERRIBLE AT THEM AND
YOU WERE A TERRIBLE STUDENT, A
FAILURE ALL THE WAY AROUND WHO
STEALS FOOD FROM OTHER SHOW'S
GREEN ROOMS.
>> I DO NOT.
IT IS AVAILABLE TO ANYONE WHO
IS CALLUS.
>> BASICALLY WHAT YOU ARE
SAYING IS ANYBODY ELSE THAT
GOES IN THERE, CAMERAMEN,
SOUND PEOPLE WHO WANT FOOD
SHOULDN'T BE GETTING FOOD?
>> THERE IS A PECKING ORDER
AND THEY ARE WAY DOWN THERE.
I AM UP HERE GETTING THE FREE
FOOD.
>> ARE YOU BASICALLY SAYING
WHEN YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CORE
FOLKS --
>> FIRST I STEAL THEM DRUGS.
SECONDLY I TELL THEM NOT TO
EAT MY FOOD.
>> IS THAT WHY YOU RUN OUT OF
QUESTIONS?
LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
DOES PARTIES LEAD TO HEARING
LOSS?