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We are all famous to a few people. (MUSIC)
(MUSIC CONTINUES, SHUFFLING SOUNDS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUMBLING SOUNDS)
(ONE GUNSHOT)
You believe that *** guy, Mikey?
The wife’s not home
so I tied him up so I could look for her. Next thing I know, he's going out for some air.
Now it's two *** jobs - client's gonna be pissed
and I still got grocery shopping to do.
Another red-letter day for the Bailey's.
You have got to admit that is… effing disgusting.
Effing? Christ, we’re allowed to swear in this house.
I’m practicing not swearing for when we have kids, and Rob never swears. Do you Rob? Uhh, uh, heck no.
Which is why I think Mom should live with us. We don’t swear. …
You know, I have to *** agree with Laura on the swearing part, Annie.
Daddy swore all the time and she didn’t care, God rest his soul. Daddy did not swear all the time, God rest his soul!
That’s, um, a regular dog, right? A regular dog?
It doesn’t turn...into anything? No. Have you talked to Ma today?
Yes. She's fine.
Laura, you guys can barely sit with us while we...you know.
What? I’m your own sister and you can’t even say it: drinking other people’s blood. And where does Ma get hers?
There’s dispensaries, Don hooked her up. It’s not like she’s out running around.
Isn’t that right hun? She's all set.
And ma’s not going to like being filmed. Hey, you know, this is about my life...
not Virginia's, and it’s important, so she’s gonna get used to it. Jesus, we didn’t even invite you over here.
I am family! I don’t need to be invited, and all of this is your fault anyway! I didn’t bite your mother. Alright, there is no need to discuss blame here.
I’m not afraid to discuss how this all Don’s fault. And I’m so glad you finally told him about Mom.
Honey, this isn’t the time or the place.
Finally? How long have you known? What? You gonna bite me, Don?
No. No biting, guaranteed.
No just my sister and anybody else’s blood you’re drinking.
So, we’re all on the same page about the no biting thing. Annie, you told her about your mother before me?
Why shouldn’t she? That’s my sister, and she’s my mother! Don, why don’t you go show Rob the new office?
I’d love to.
Yay.
(LAURA SIGHS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
Really sorry about Laura's whole… thing.
Hey, if you guys want Virginia living with you, I’m all for it. I’ll drop off supplies for her.
She's my mother, too.
I know that. And now she'll be with both of us for the rest of our lives.
No, the rest of my life because you--
She won’t ever die.
We won't ever have to go through that.
And when you have kids, they’ll always have grandma to read to them at night.
With those ***, *** teeth. How are my kids gonna sleep?
She doesn't have them. But I thought...
Dentures.
She didn't' have real teeth so she doesn't have these teeth. Oh, thank God.
I love you, too. No offense, I...
Will this make her happy?
Are you happy?
I wouldn't choose it.
But it's pretty good.
I've lost weight, I feel great.
I was always trying to stay out of the sun anyways. And Don and I, I think this has brought us closer.
We’re the only ones who really understand each other, what it's like. Great. Now you and mom will understand each other-
Oh, come one, don't think like that. Ma loves you.
She hates Don, Yeah, I know.
I understand your position and I will rectify the situation.
What do you mean I'm talkin' weird?
People say rectify all the time.
I'll call you tomorrow.
I said rectify just last night. (PHONE BUZZES)
Bizzy, Bizzy.
This is me.
Hello.
I did not recognize the number.
Hey, I gotta take this.
Oh, yeah. No, no problem. (DOOR SLAMS)
I miss you, too. (MUSIC)
(BRAKES SCREECH) That's a *** castle.