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hi freedom
passion
confident when and how did your contract
we had was the trend of what i call stealth romantic comedies
i want to hide the fact that they're wrong cops press because those are on
life support
begin your they've got a more modern sensibility like no strings attached
friends with benefits
or will masquerade as a juvenile guys movie like dancing has just go with
but despite their ad campaigns and feeble attempts at subversion these
movies eventually succumbed to the scale predictable conventions of the diagram
com chandra that audiences are increasingly rejected
please example of this is this means war which ones you think it's a romantic
action spy comedy with car chases in shoot outs providing a common ground
we're men and women will both find something to like
but this may be all-stars america's sweetheart reese witherspoon with to
hollywood's insisted hottest young stars in a wacky love triangle
you know what that means this doesn't mean war this means is gonna be some
*** witherspoon please lauren who works for a product testing website gets
pushed onto the online being seen by supposedly run she married howell trish
they but you'll see him lauren stumbles on the profile of tough played by
inception style party eww divorced dad you're settled down but is also one of
the c_i_a_'s top spots but after they're promising first date lorna bumps into
the explicitly named f_d_r_ roguish womanizer played by start risk respond
p_c_r_ aids other top spies moles talks bestfriend when f_d_r_ untuk realized
this whole areas coincidence they decide to go to compete with each other for
lawrence affection
spurs valleys and c_i_a_ resources and manpower to spy on board to find out who
likes dislikes then by sabotaging each other states with said to the beastie
boys song sabotaged in case you were unclear about what was happening in
front of your *** face in the meantime a weapons dealer named heinrich
played by employees *** tool schwalier is trying to get revenge on
top in f_d_r_ for killing his brother so we have the annoying rom com conventions
of two guys fighting over the same girl a silly competition where both the guys
spend most of the movie manipulating inline to our with f_d_r_ give the
smooth talking player refers doesn't get along with the coolgirl in attempts to
renounce his womanizing ways when he realizes this girl was different you've
also got to you over the head music cues assessing the filter list best pal who
in the case of trish is religious and exposition machine and break glossy rom
com lighting that's taking such an extreme that looks like this means war
we shop on the freaking son
what supposed to make this movie different is the action but the heinrich
subplot is totally marginalized in the action scenes go overboard and she can
match up the edits well-taken f_d_r_'s efforts toward our so clumsy but you
never can be together actually got to kill people and life for a good always
wrong colorado this is an attorney who want to kill yourself
consider the fact that the world's biggest criticism of tough is that he's
too nice that's right the gentleman the biggest problem with the guy who looks
like this is that these two speeches to resettle down
used to british
and apparently isn't as angie has the womanizing creek florida michelly
detests how hard he clearly deserve better and have bigger things to worry
about
for *** sake you're fighting back in the summer despite his attempts to treat
you
this means wars it's another seizure of the death rows of the romantic comedy an
aesthetically that went without much romance for comic which left me
wondering who i think more the people who made this movie where the target
audience is supposedly likes this crap
which is why i give this means war or what the flick reading of one point five
ido contempt for what the ***