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KERRI: Hi, I'm Kerri.
DAVE: I'm Dave, and this is EW's TV Recaps for March 6th. The gang at Broad City gathered
to ride out a hurricane last night, and did all those typical things you do with your
friends during a storm. They bought a bunch of food.
KERRI: Um, Dave, Abbi and Ilana just followed you on Twitter.
DAVE: Oh cool. Anyway, they also played games
KERRI: Um... Dave, NeNe Leakes just Follow Friday'ed you. You're getting hundreds of
followers by the second.
DAVE: WHOA. Okay, calm down Dave. And they did the most popular thing you do in a storm
- take a *** in someone's shoe!
KERRI: Oprah just followed you AND she DM'd you AND she wants you to go to Disneyworld
with her!
DAVE: AHHHHHH
KERRI: Dave, you OK?
DAVE: Sorry! I just had the weirdest dream...
KERRI: Last night on Broad City, Bevver's sister showed up and had an 11th toe, which
is the grossest thing I've seen since I went with my friend to a vegan restaurant.
DAVE: HAAHAAHAAHAA. OMG KERRI. THAT'S HYSTERICAL
KERRI: And hey, what was the deal with Abbi's Oprah *** stamp? Was she in the audience
the day Oprah ordered everyone, "You get a *** stamp of my face, and YOU get a ***
stamp of my face!"
DAVE: HAAHAAHAA. KERRI, I'M ACTUALLY AN UNDERCOVER TALENT SCOUT FOR LARRY DAVID. HE'S BRINGING
BACK CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM AND HE WANTS YOU TO BE HIS LEADING LADY.
KERRI: WHAT?!
DAVE: AND STEVE GUTTENBERG IS WAITING OUTSIDE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER
(Back to normal camera)
DAVE: Kerri, are you okay?
KERRI: I guess I was dreaming too. Our lives suck. Last night on Broad City