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[Double Happiness]
[Donna greets her guests]
[The groom and his party arrive]
Girls: Where's your groomsmen? Michael: They said don't come out until Eric comes outside Girls: ...Noo....
Girls: Wait, where's your groomsmen? Michael: They're coming, they're coming Girls: You're going to need some backup
Michael: Well, let me give this to Eric. Where is he? Let me talk to Eric first
Girls: Noooo, Eric's on our side
Michael: What?! Traitor!!!
Girls: Eric is supposed to stay inside Michael: Donna told me he's coming outside
Michael: Talk to Donna Girls: No, I asked her. She said Eric is staying inside
Michael: Unbelievable, alright alright.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A BIG RED ENVELOPE READY
Michael: No, we don't...just for that!
Girls: Then you're never coming in!
Michael: Phil, can you motion for everybody to come inside now?
Phil: What's the universal motion for "come inside"?
[Scott: officiant]
[Joe and Sarah: cousins]
[Dad Mayeda walking in]
[Grandma Mayeda, Phil holding umbrella]
[Chris and Sei: high school friend]
[Grandpa Mayeda, red umbrella
[Jessica: cousin]
[Aunty Amy and Uncle Gary]
MichaeL: So this is for the bribery shenanigans
Boys: Do we have to dance, too? Michael: We probably will
Michael: We've already been queued in that we have to
Michael: Do you know what that is? Chris: I don't know how to do it, I know what it is. There's a big difference
Michael: Well, we'll figure it out, as we go
Girls: Are you ready? Michael: No, we're waiting for one more
Michael: Are YOU ready? Angie: We're cold! We're going to close the wood door
Chris: Relax Angie! Girls: Wow Michael, you have a big entourage
Michael: I know! Boys: We have lots of bribers
Boys: Lots of good stuff, you might want to open the door
Michael: Alright, are you guys ready? Where's Scott? Alright, let's go
Boys: Alright let us in! Come on! Girls: Do you have food? Food?! Food!!!
Boys: What do you guys have?! Girls: What do you mean? We have your bride!
Boys: No no, what else you got?
Girls: We also have food, we probably have better food than you have. Boys: I don't know about that; ours smells delicious
Girls: Are you going to share with us today? Boys: Do you boys want some? Are you guys hungry? -Ryan, come to the front
Girls: I don't want Mexican food right now -Oooh, are those carne asada fries?
Girls: Where are the burnt cookies? Boys: Ooooh, these fries are so good
Boys: Wait don't give them that yet Girls: I don't know, they're probably all soggy and cold
Crowd: Let 'em in, it looks good!
Girls: We should just leave you out there Michael: No no no, you clearly don't understand. Bring the basket
Boys: Some what? Girls: Some quesadillas maybe Boys: No, but we have other goods from Hawai'i GIrls: oooOOooo
Girls: Let's see what we have there Scott: No peaking, no peaking! Ryan: Your burnt cookies! Michael: No, those were for my mom!
Michael: We may or may not have some Hot Cheetohs, some peanut M-and-Ms
Maggie: Do you have a round basket? I don't really like the rectangular shape
Boys: What's wrong with this basket? What is this?!
Angie: Hey you guys, I had a cookie, it wasn't good.
Boys: Ooooh that's lies! Angie: Also, they're burnt on the bottom!
Michael: No, I gave those to my mom already
Girls: Can we take the food and ask you a question? Boys: Uhhh, no. How about we give you one piece first?
Boys: We'll give you one cookie, one cookie each Girls: No, we need the food first.
Boys: How about one fry first? Girls: No, just give us the whole container. Then you can have the first question. Boys: No, this is too good
Maggie: Should we close the door, they don't want to give us the food Boys: They're good, they're really good
Boys: Do we have to give them this one? This one is so good though.
Michael: Just give them the bag, only the bag
Boys: Aw man, you dropped the salsa!
Girls: YOU dropped the salsa! You could have just given us the container and we would've been okay
Boys: Okay fine, just don't drop it. There's precious goods in there
Girls: Alright, you can have the first question Boys: Alright, what's the first question?
Girls: It's really easy, if you get it right, then we can move on. What is Donna's favorite color?
Girls: You gotta know this! Boys: Wait wait wait wait Scott: Rainbow?
Girls: This is the easiest question!
Michael: I think it's purple GIrls: Is that your final answer?
Boys: No no no no, wait wait wait wait Chris: Is it green? The wedding color? Scott: Is it Cheetohs? Michael: no, no no
Michael: Do you guys know? Cousins? Cousins?!
Why are you guys here?!
Scott: is it green?
Boys: We can't add zero, but we can add another number
Michael: We may or may not be able to give you $3...maybe
...and they're crisp dollars!
Girls: What's her favorite color?
Michael: I think it's purple girls: is that your final answer?
Boys: Yeah Girls: Alright, fine. Let's move on to the next question
Girls: What is Donna's drink of choice?
Michael: Alcoholic drink? Scott: Patty's salsa Girls: We can't tell you that
Girls: We're not going to specify anything
Girls: Can we have the Hot Cheetohs now? Chris: No Michael: It would have to be a Chardonnay, or a sweet white wine
Girls: NOOOOOO!!!
Chris: That wasn't his final answer!
Girls: Punishment. punishment! -What is their punishment?
Girls: Can you do your best Taylor Swift impression?
...to her favorite Taylor Swift song
Michael: Which song? GIrls: Her favorite song!
Michael: Her favorite song? She likes all of them! Girls: Nope, no.
Michael: You know that's true! Girls: Just sing loud enough so Donna can hear you
Chris: We gave you the fries and everything, geez!
Chris: what song? Michael: I don't know. I'm trying to think of...
Chris: Dude, you're on your own here. I don't know any Taylor Swift
WE, ARE NEVER EVER EVER [getting back together]
Michael: No, I'm just kidding.
Michael: I'm blanking here. Jessica: What about the one from Top Gun, where all the boys sing?
Michael: No, that's not Taylor Swift though Jessica: Oh, it has to be Taylor Swift?
Girls: Do Love Story! Michael: How does that start again?
Boys: Here, we'll get you the lyrics Girls: Or You Belong With Me Boys: Pull up the YouTube
Michael: Okay, okay, we're pulling it up.
Boys: Pull up the YouTube! Michael: We'll all sing along. I need help!
Maggie: Alright, give me the food and I'll let you in
Michael: Really?! OK Boys: What? What? Why? Josh: Don't believe her
Michael: Yeah, I know I know Scott: What does she want? Chris: I don't like it
Angie: You want him to come inside? And then we'll ask in front of the family
Michael: We have to sing in front of them? Maggie: No I want the food! Chris: Who sings You Belong With Me?
Michael: Taylor Swift
Maggie: You have 3 seconds to give me the food and come in
Angie: No, but I really want him to answer these questions Maggie: They can answer them in here. Because it's cold
Chris: Oh yeah yeah, it's cold Girls: You have to give us the food first Michael: Why?
Michael: Just let us in, we're going to sing the song Chris: We're bringing the food with us anyway
Girls: No, the food is let you in the door.
...The song is to get closer to Donna
Boys: Ooh, alright alright. Give them the food. It's cold, give them the food
Michael: Chris, can you do this actually? I'm trapped back here
Chris: Whoa, it's heavy. It is so heavy!
Boys: It's heavy full of goods! Seriously, you should have let us in a long time ago!
Girls: Okay, come forward!
Boys: Take off our shoes? We have to take off our shoes yeah?
Lisa: You're not done, you're not done yet!
Uncle: ALOHA!!!
Michael: Hi hi hi hi!
Mom: Oooh, handsome boy today!
Michael: Groomsmen, come over here
Michael: Do you have the lyrics? Chris: yeah, I don't know how it goes though
Michael: It's okay, I know how it goes Chris: Okay Michael: Bring up the YouTube so everybody can hear it
Lisa: Okay, you have to sing for her!
Boys: Okay, we're pulling it up. We're preparing
Girls: You have to sing loud because Donna could be anywhere in the house
Michael: I think she's probably in that room right behind you
...if I had to guess
girls: 1....2.....3!!!!
Boys: Hold on, you gotta give it a minute
Boys: We have to skip an ad in 5 seconds
Girls: We want hand motions. Now you have to dance while you're singing, because you're taking too long.
Girls: You're taking waaay too long
Girls: And this is missing question #2 only!
Girls: There's 15 questions!
Boys: There we go!
Girls: oooooOOoo, go Michael! Start singing!
Aunty Amy: We don't hear any singing
Chris: That's as loud as it can get
Michael: Oh noo! I pressed something
Boys: Let's just pull up the lyrics Michael: Yeah, let's just go with the lyrics
[Note Chris' hip movements!]
[That's Scott on soprano]
Maggie: That's good enough
Chris: What did you sign us up for?!
Uncle: Donna didn't hear it, you have to sing one more time
Michael: Who is this guy?! Uncle: It's not for us, it's for Donna! Michael: You're supposed to be on my side!
Girls: I'm gonna give you a really easy one Boys: Okay
Maggie: 'Cause you know, the dancing wasn't that great
Girls: What is Donna's favorite movie?
Uncle: Sorry, she didn't hear it. You have to come all the way over here!
Scott: Donna!!!
Michael: She has several
GIrls: No, this one is an all-time favorite Chris: What's the list?
Michael: Love Actually
Girls: Noooo!!!
Girls: Alright, what's his next punishment? Eggrolls!!!
Michael: You guys don't even have answers! You're just making up answers
GIrls: It's Aladdin! It's Aladdin!
Michael: That's right, I forgot about that Mimy: Let's get the ceremony started guys! The parents want to drink some tea
Michael: Yeah! Leesa: We have to finish the games first!
Girls: Punishment, get the eggroll Boys: What's an eggroll?
Boys: I like eggrolls
Leesa: Okay, so you guys are gonna have one eggroll Scott: Like in Lady and the ***?
Leesa: You're going to pass to each other....with your mouth!
Leesa: Mouth only, no hands!
Chris: Well, this is awkward!
Chris: Hahaha! Just eat it!
Girls: Eric! We need you
Maggie: Okay last question, last one
Chris: Yeah, where's he been? He's a traitor! You're supposed to help us out!
Girls: Ask the last one
Leesa: Okay last question, what does Donna love the MOST about you?
Ryan: Ooo Chris: Oh Michael: Hmm Scott: Ummm
Chris: There's so many!
Leesa: It's not physical!
Crowd: spiritual
Chris: I think your laugh Michael: No, no it's not that
Girls: Your sense of style! Your dancing? Michael: No no no
Girls: Your singing!
Angie: She doesn't like anything, Michael?
Scott: Your musk Chris: This is a trick question
Scott: Your friends!!!
Girls: Think of what Donna would say
Michael: Umm....my... Chris: Smell?
Michael: My respect for her Girls: WROOOONG!!!
Chris: That was such a good answer!
GIrls: Your confidence!
Michael: Ooooooh. I didn't want to say that!
Michael: This is also for you, for the groomsmen
Michael: Thank you, sir! Maggie: Wow, what is this? We just let you in!
Angie: You only give it to Eric!
Maggie: Where's our... wait, we don't get a gift?! Michael: Your gift is all of the food!
Girls: Oooh, okay
[Door closes] Girls: Oooo! Eric hustled you!
Scott: Eric pulled a fast one!
Chris: Traitor!
Scott: I thought we were in! Richard: Hey Michael, try knocking
Michael: Let me in!!!
Girls: Try to open it!
Donna: Heeey! You guys did so well!
[Yum cha! (Drink tea)]