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Joey! What are you doing! We have ten minutes till we have to meet Adam and Jess!
Quit nagging me woman, they just launched online play for Grand Theft Auto...
Are you kidding me you have been playing that crap for eighteen hours!
Eighteen hours I don't have to listen to you run your mouth...
Err! What is so enticing about running around a city shooting people anyway?
Of course you just see it that way...
Seriously-- tell me.
Well, I can basically do all the things I cannot do in real life with my buddies.
Like what? Kill people and beat hookers in the middle of the street?
No, not exactly Sarah. I mean... How often do you get a chance to steal a helicopter,
crash it into a building, survive, then steal a car, and perform a heist with your pals
without ever getting hurt?
C'mon babe, I go to work at my office job and go out to dinner with you to meet Adam
and Jess on the weekends...
What do you mean?
I mean, how exciting is my life?
You have a great job, great friends, and a wife that loves you... I don't understand.
...and that is it!
You're unhappy Joey?
No... its just that as a kid, I played outside, imagined I was a soldier, a robber, or whatever
else playing with my friends... I can't do that anymore.
So you're saying you are bored?
Listen... I just need more dynamic in my life and this game helps me escape from the mundane
nature of my adult routine!
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you thought that... could we compromise?
Sure. I try to limit video games to just a couple hours a day, cool?
Cool. Now, lets go! We're late!
Okay, coming! They're still working the bugs out on this online experience anyway, its
not totally functional right now.
Than what have you been doing for eighteen hours?
Oh geez.. I thought we got past this fifteen seconds ago?