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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Give me a break.
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to moi ♪
♪ Happy Birthday to moi ♪
♪ Happy Birthday,
dear Michelangelo ♪
♪ Happy Birthday
to yours truly ♪
Hey, dudes, I brought you
a special treat
in honor of a totally
special day.
You see, today just
happens to be my--
thanks, Michelangelo.
Mmm, great chow.
Mm-hmm. I agree
wholeheartedly.
But didn't
you guys notice
anything special
about that pizza?
Now that you ask, it did
have kind of a waxy taste.
Hey, guys, keep it down,
will you?
We're trying to watch
a movie.
Attack of
the killer anchovies.
It's my all-time
favorite flick.
Hey, dudes, I've got
a truly intense idea.
Let's throw
a humongous party
for someone we know.
Will you cool it?
We're trying
to watch the show, dude.
Yeah, you're not made
of glass, you know.
All right.
I was just leaving.
I can't believe it.
Nobody remembered
my birthday.
We did it.
We pulled it off.
Poor Michelangelo really
thinks we forgot his birthday.
It'll make the surprise party
that much better.
Krang, I don't know why
you dragged me out here
to supervise
the repair work.
Oh,
stop complaining.
It'll do you good
to get out
of that stuffy old
technodrome
once in a while.
Yeah, and into this
even stuffier earth's core.
Hmm, what
do we have here?
The welding flux seems to have turned
the lava into a puddle of goo.
Goo to you.
Me--I see it as a part
of a grand scheme.
What sort of scheme?
Never fear.
Whatever it is,
it will be an evil one.
If you breathe correctly,
you will move correctly.
Remember, it all starts
with breathing.
Yeah, just like life
on the day you're born.
Have you understood everything
I've said, Michelangelo?
Sure, sensei.
I wasn't born yesterday.
I was born today.
Shredder, if this is
what I think it is,
we shall finally
eliminate those turtles.
You, step forward!
We will now see
if my theory is correct.
Oh, it's
a total failure.
Aw, what's wrong, krang?
Foul up the formula?
[GIBBERISH]
All of you, out of
my sight this instant!
And take this worthless
concoction with you.
Krang, you brainiac!
What have you done?
I'm not sure.
All I know is,
that I've stumbled onto
something truly evil.
My horoscope said this
would be my lucky day.
What we have here
is an antimutagen
which will return any
previously mutated species
back to its roots,
just as the rock soldiers
have reverted to the rocks
from which they came.
Then you mean...
Precisely!
With this, we can
return the turtles
back to the harmless little
pet turtles they once were.
I can't wait to paint
my name on their backs
before I flush them!
As with the rock soldiers,
for the mutagen to work,
at least three of the turtles
must be together.
Do your job well,
and they'll be
out of our hair forever!
Our hair?
Don't you mean my hair?
Ooh, shredder,
you can be cruel.
Bebop! Rock steady!
You rang, krang?
I always wanted
to say that.
You're going to the
surface with shredder.
Oh, boy, boss.
[SNORTS]
Are we going to beat up
on the turtles?
If I know you, you're going to
get beat up by the turtles.
What's
the difference,
as long as somebody
gets beat up.
All right, guys.
I'm gonna give you
one last chance.
Doesn't anyone realize
what day this is?
Sunday!
That does it.
I'm out of here.
What do you say we let
Michelangelo in on the joke?
No way.
This is too much fun.
When best buds
forget your birthday,
then I guess they're just not
your best buds after all.
Ooh, they'll be sorry
when I'm gone.
[COUGHING]
Oh! I told you
a thousand times--
don't open the sunroof
until after we surface!
But it's such
a pretty day.
Now let's get down to business.
What do we do, boss?
We use the old
"create a disturbance
"so authorities will
report our whereabouts
and someone will alert
the turtles" scheme.
Remind me, boss, how's
that work again?
Never mind.
Just start
trashing the area.
Oh, that
I understand.
[SCREAMING]
Good heavens,
it's a disaster!
But it's also
a great story.
This could earn me
a major promotion.
Great footage,
Vernon.
Now that's the kind of reporting
I like to see.
Gee, thanks, boss.
It was a high-risk
assignment,
but then,
but I love danger.
That's good. Because
I want you to go out
and get some
more footage.
Some real
close-up action!
Uh, cl-close-up action?
Sure. I know how much
you love danger.
Ha ha. Oh.
Oh, no,
shredder's in town!
I've gotta warn
the turtles.
[BEEP BEEP]
Hello, turtles 'r' us.
Donatello,
it's me, April.
I just saw a tape of shredder,
rock steady, and bebop
tearing up the street alongside
the channel 6 building.
Ok, April, we're on our way.
You heard it, guys.
Let's haul shell.
Wait.
Where's Michelangelo?
Beats me.
I fear I have some
upsetting news.
What is it, master?
Michelangelo has gone.
He left this note.
What does it say, sensei?
Ahem.
"Sorry, dudes, but it's
time to split this scene
and scope some
new turf."
Signed
"your former pal
and current birthday
boy, Michelangelo."
Oh, no. I guess we carried
that forgot-your-birthday
bit too far.
I knew we should have
ended that gag sooner.
Looks like Michelangelo
surprised us
before we could
surprise him.
We've got to find him
and bring him back.
No, you three turtles
must stop shredder.
I will find Michelangelo.
Ok, we're here.
So where's shred head?
Here I am, reptiles,
right behind you!
We're going to stomp you
wimps into turtle paste.
Ok, guys,
let's stay together.
Yes, together. That's
just how you should be.
All three of you!
Ha ha ha ha!
Farewell, turtles.
You're about to return
to your former state.
I hope for your sake
you've stocked up on pet food.
Blast! Will you riddling
reptilians stand still!
Nice try, can head,
but no cigar.
Unh. What is that stuff?
I'm willing to bet
it's not underarm deodorant.
If it is, I wish
he'd use some
on rock steady
and bebop.
Hey, listen,
that's pretty mean.
[SNORTS]
I think it stinks.
Give up, turtles.
I've got you now.
Don't be so sure,
shred head.
Aah!
My precious
antimutagen!
Ah, a perfect means
of escape.
Uh, wait up, boss.
Don't leave us!
What do you think
you're doing?
After them.
They mustn't get away!
Hey, get off of my
garbage truck, would ya?
I just had it washed!
They got away.
No kidding.
So what else is new?
Shredder?
What incredible
good fortune--
a solitary turtle!
Don't bruise him
too much.
We want him in fairly
good condition.
Man, this just
isn't my day.
Thanks for
letting us try out
the new flushomatic
torture device, boss.
Well, hard work
deserves a reward.
Oh, come on, dude.
There's got
to be a limit
even to your
grossiosity.
Maybe so, but
I haven't found it yet.
Rock steady,
use this turtlecom
to contact
his fellow shell backs.
Right, boss.
Oh, boy, this is
going to be fun.
Master splinter, any luck
finding Michelangelo?
I have searched
everywhere,
but without success.
And shredder?
What of him?
It's a long story,
sensei.
And a familiar one.
[BEEP BEEP]
The turtlecom!
Maybe that's Michelangelo now.
This is Donatello.
Come in.
Hello,
aquarium breath.
Rock steady?
How did you get
that turtlecom?
And what do you want?
Um, hang on a minute.
What do I want, boss?
Tell them to meet us
at the corner of 6th and hill
in 10 minutes, or their hip-talking
friend will be flushed!
Ain't we going to flush
him anyway, boss?
Quiet, you idiot,
of course we are.
Ok, ok, um,
meet us at...
Um, ooh,
don't tell me...
Um, ooh...
6th and hill in 10 minutes.
I know!
Gee, he must have seen
this episode before.
All I can say is
this is a pretty lame-o trick
to pull on a guy's birthday.
Your birthday?
Enjoy it.
I have a feeling
it's your last.
Oh, by the way,
that flushomatic contains
a mutagenic ooze
which will melt you
into nothing.
Farewell,
shell back.
Ha ha ha ha!
You know, some birthdays,
a dude ought to just stay in bed
and catch some zs,
you know what I mean?
I just don't get it.
There's nothing on this
tape that gives me a clue
as to what shredder's
up to.
April, how dare you
run that tape without
my permission.
Really, Vernon.
I was only looking at it.
Don't weasel
out of it.
You were trying
to steal my story.
Well, forget it!
I'm going to get an
exclusive interview
with those ruffians,
so help me.
If he's planning
to interview shredder,
help is what he'll need.
What a bummer!
That goo is
hanging by a thread,
just like
my entire life.
Oh, bad news.
That goo's
got my number
written all over it.
I've got to get out of
this thing, but how?
Unh! Uhh!
Wah! Unh!
All right! I did it!
Ooh, wait another minute,
and that would have
been yours truly.
Now to locate my buds
before shred head does.
What are we gonna do
when we find shredder?
Anything
he asks us to.
He's got Michelangelo, remember?
Maybe, but it's not over yet.
We've still got a few tricks
up our sleeve.
Here it is--
6th and hill.
I'm so glad
you could make it, turtles,
and I'm sure your friend
Michelangelo is, too.
What have you
done with him?
You'll be sorry
if you harmed him.
Harm him?
On his birthday?
Oh, what a horrifying
thought.
Speaking of birthdays,
what did you get him?
Hey, never mind the jokes,
shecky.
Where ya keepin' him?
If you wish,
I'll take you there.
You drive.
Shredder
in the turtle van?
We have
no choice, Raphael.
Get in, shredder.
That's precisely right--
you have no choice.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Whoa. No way.
We may have to put up
with you, shredder,
but not your
hench-mutants.
You win a few,
you lose a few.
How are we supposed to get
to the hideout, boss?
Don't ask me,
you cretins!
Use your
pea-sized brains.
What do we do now,
rock steady?
Uh, don't worry, bebop.
I got a idea.
[PANTING]
Oh, bummer. I must
have just missed them.
Michelangelo,
at last!
Whoa, master splinter!
Am I glad to see you!
I assure you,
the feeling is mutual.
I have searched
everywhere for you/
well, did you check out
Vinnie's fast food pizzeria?
Well,
almost everywhere.
Where are
the others?
They arranged to
meet shredder here
in order
to save you.
I think I know
where they're headed.
Come on.
We gotta haul shell.
Right this way.
So this is your hideout--
an abandoned building!
What a brilliantly
original idea.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
These things
are hard work.
You're just out of shape.
No way.
I'm just pooped
from getting these bikes
away from them brats.
Yeah. For a couple
of 4-year-olds,
they put up
a great fight.
Forgive the messy
appearance, gentlemen.
If I'd known
you were coming,
I would have tidied up
the place.
Hmm, chandelier's
a nice touch.
That was my idea.
I felt the place could
use some cheering up.
Let's skip
the guided tour.
Where's Michelangelo?
Oh, of course.
Your green friend.
There he is,
or should I say was.
Gentlemen, witness
the last remains
of the mutant
Michelangelo.
We're too late.
There's nothing left
but a glob of green goo.
At least he went the way
he would have wanted--
like a puddle
of melted mozzarella.
And now it's your turn!
[YELLING]
Not exactly what
I was striving for,
but effective nonetheless.
Aw, phooey! We missed
the whole show.
Oh, too bad.
There won't be a
second performance.
[BEEP BEEP]
Yes, krang?
So what's going on
up there?
What exquisite timing!
You called at the moment
of my greatest triumph!
As you can see,
the turtles are no more.
If you ask me, the
turtles are a lot more.
I guess the formula
wasn't quite perfected.
No matter. They're still
out of my way for good.
Your way?
Don't you mean our way?
I know what I mean,
you pompous little ganglion.
I don't need you any longer.
In fact,
I don't need anyone.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wrong, dude.
Splinter. Michelangelo.
But I thought you were--
history?
No way, metal mouth!
Krang, I need you!
Forget it, shredder.
In your own words,
"I don't need you
any longer."
You'll be sorry.
You won't have shredder
to kick around anymore.
All right, dude,
now return my buds
to normal teenage
mutant ninja turtles,
or you are vapor.
Better yet, I'll let
you join your friends
with this!
Save that mutagen
stuff, boss.
Yeah, we'll
handle this wimp.
You think so, huh, dudes?
[ALL GRUNTING]
BEBOP AND ROCK STEADY: Whoa!
Yah!
Yah!
BOTH: Wah!
Oh, no,
the antimutagen formula!
All right, dude,
it's payback time.
I wouldn't be so sure
if I were you. Ah!
Au revoir, losers.
Uh, not
so fast, boss.
My legs are tired from
all of that pedaling.
They're
getting away!
Let them go,
Michelangelo.
I fear we have...
[SIGHS] Larger problems
to deal with.
Here, let me try
something.
Yo, dudes, it's us!
Like, say something.
It's no go, master.
They're just not doing
the big relate-o.
Uh-oh, it looks like my buds
have bought
the turtle farm.
Do not give up,
Michelangelo.
There is still something
that might work.
These.
Marbles?
Not exactly.
These spheres were
given to me
by a wise
and ancient sensei.
They have
special powers
which should only
be called on
for special occasions
such as this.
Like when
you're in big trouble?
Precisely!
Holy guacamole,
it worked!
We're back
to normal!
Oh, that's awesome stuff.
What are those
things, sensei?
I believe they are
commonly called mothballs.
Mothballs?
Mothballs?
You were
expecting diamonds?
But how could they
shrink us back to normal?
If someone believes in
something strongly enough,
it just might happen.
Yeah, but with
mothballs?
Hey, don't look a gift moth
in the mouth.
Quite a day,
huh, fellas?
It was definitely
a growth experience.
Hey, speaking
of growth,
do you guys realize
today is my--
Michelangelo,
please step this way.
Yes, master splinter?
Please, pull back
that curtain.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Whoa, you guys
did remember after all!
Aw, dudes,
I don't know what to say.
Well, I do.
As you would put it,
Michelangelo,
let's party!
Cowabunga!
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