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Heya playas, woah different camera angle. Last year I participated in Alex Day's YouTube
survey where he asked a bunch of questions and YouTuber's answered them. So following
in that fashion I'm going to answer his 2012 YouTube questions now. Ok let's start it up.
My name is the Josh, well technically Joshua apparently my parents named me that after
Joshua from the bible which really means God's salvation. If I could have chose my own name
though it would have been something epic like Power Man or Smasher Killer Monster. Intense
fear is what you feel right now. Some people call me Joshy, some people call me Joshua
which sounds really weird. Hey Joshua. I don't like it. I would say one of my favorite teachers
of all time has to be Mr. Faciano from high school. There was a time where I was sitting
in class pondering the essence of life when he came up to me with a book the book that
he was holding was Siddhartha and he just reached over, handed it to me and said "You
look like you want to read this right now". Another one of my favorite teachers of all
time has to be Professor Ettl. Despite the fact that he was short, jolly and kind of
reminded me of Santa Claus, the man knew everything you need to know about business. I've never
met a teacher with a more engaging style. The man's notes consisted of 5 bullet points
and each bullet point contained a story. Each story that he told was of an experience that
he had. I began to learn that that is the best way to teach someone. Talk about something
that's important to you and relate it to a funny story so that people can remember it.
Woah that's pretty bad ***. Yeah I don't think many people would agree with me on this but
I hate vegetables. I swear to god I can not eat them, they taste so bad. Pretty much every
vegetable I've eaten with the exception of carrots, baby carrots that is was horrible.
I just cannot stand the whole lot of them so I'm gonna group them together into one
title of vegetables, that's the worst thing I've ever eaten. However I did make a bet
a bunch of years ago as to which console would win the console wars, oh yea I forgot to tell
you the loser of the bet has to eat a cow tongue. I don't know if you've ever eaten
a cow tongue but it does not look appealing. I don't want another animals tongue in my
mouth. Unless the tongue is attached to a human and it must be a living human. The first
concert that I can remember going to was in 2005 and it was a Hilary Duff concert. You
see, Good Morning America was in the midst of developing its summer concert series so
when I saw Hilary Duff up there I had to go. You do not even know how excited I was. However
the concert was at 7 AM and I didn't think to get there early so I ended up showing around
6:45. Well arriving that late to a free concert in Bryant Park could put you all the way at
the end of the line had I not been clever. What I pretended to do was act like I was
best friends with a random person in front of the line and of course I backskipped them.
Backskipping is perfectly legal, especially if the person you're backskipping doesn't
even know if you're doing it. Anyway I ended up seeing Hilary Duff, we locked eyes on stage
and she so wanted to *** me. Yea, that's the lie I'm telling myself. The only concert
I actually ever paid for was Rammstein. You've got a ***, I've got a ***. So what's the
problem, let's do it quick. Rammstein was awesome. After thinking long and hard about
this, I had to choose Mermaid Fountain. It's where the mermaids and squirrels have sex.
Mermaid Fountain was exactly that, a little fountain buried within a forest inside Stony
Brook campus. Every time I went to class I would pass it and I would revel in the amazingness
of mermaids and squirrels making passionate love. That was until I went to class extra
early one day and spotted an evil cult in there practicing witchcraft. As soon as they
saw me I never ran so fast in my life. But it was beautiful. In fact, check the description
below to see a picture I took of it. If I had to choose three people that may potentially
answer the questions they would have to be MeowMollyKae, RachMartino and PatDoesIt because
they're three YouTubers that not many people know about but they're awesome. You gotta
check em out, hopefully they answer these questions. If you're one of those three people
and you're watching this you better be answering those questions you hear. But all in all I'm
trying something new, the white wall has been getting to me. I wanted to break free and
show some background, you see a Galactus figure here. Thank you guys for watching and just
because you weren't tagged in this video doesn't mean you can't answer the questions yourself.
So do it, I dare ya, I double dare ya. As always guys, love and peace. Why are you an
adult male who still collects toys? I don't collect toys, I collect action figures. Do
you think people care about the mindless dribble you talk about? If Bob is leaving on a train
for Minnesota to California and Sally is leaving on a train to woah, stop asking these questions.
Why can't Bob and Sally just talk on the phone like normal people and say hey I'm gonna be
there in 6 hours oh hey I'm gonna be there in 4 hours, oh cool I'll just spend the two
hours doing something else. It's not that hard you stupid math questions, jeez.