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Joey Fatone: IT'S TIME TO PLAY
"FAMILY FEUD!" GIVE IT UP FOR
STEVE HARVEY!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FREMANTLE MEDIA]
Steve: HOW YOU FOLKS? HOW YOU
FOLKS DOING? HOW ARE Y'ALL
DOING?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
HEY, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD,"
EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR MAN STEVE
HARVEY! AND BOY, WE GOT A GOOD
ONE FOR YOU TODAY, FOLKS.
STRAIGHT OUT OF AUSTIN, TEXAS,
IT'S THE HORNSBY FAMILY.
AND FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA, IT'S
THE ANDERSON FAMILY. EVERYBODY'S
HERE TRYING TO WIN THEIR SELF A
LOT OF CASH AND THE POSSIBILITY
OF DRIVING OUT OF HERE IN A
BRAND-NEW, FUEL-EFFICIENT FORD
FUSION. LET'S GO. WE GOT MONEY
TO PLAY FOR, LET'S GET IT ON.
GIVE ME NATHANIEL. GIVE ME JOHN.
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HERE WE GO, GUYS. WE'VE GOT THE
TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME
A PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOTS OF
PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU REALIZE YOUR
BODY ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
JOHN.
>> THE BEACH.
Steve: THE BEACH.
PASS OR PLAY?
>> WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE.
Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
Steve: HEY, KEVIN, LET'S GO.
NAME A PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOTS
OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU REALIZE
YOUR BODY ISN'T SO BAD AFTER
ALL.
>> THE BATHROOM.
>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD ANSWER!
>> YOU NEVER TOOK A LITTLE PEAK?
Steve: I NEVER TOOK A LITTLE
PEAK? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO
THAT.
KEVIN, THAT'S RULE NUMBER ONE OF
MANHOOD. ONCE YOU ARE FACING
THAT WALL, HANDLING YOUR
BUSINESS, YOU CANNOT DO THIS.
IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. NAME A
PLACE WHERE YOU SEE LOTS OF
PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU REALIZE YOUR
BODY ISN'T SO BAD. YOU BIG HUNK,
YOU.
>> WELL, YEAH.
Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BIG
KEVIN IS IN THE BUILDING.
HEY, KIM, ONLY ONE STRIKE,
DARLING. NAME A PLACE WHERE YOU
SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU
REALIZE YOUR BODY ISN'T SO BAD
AFTER ALL.
>> I WOULD SAY AT THE WATER
PARK.
Steve: AT THE WATER PARK.
HEY, LISA, HOW ARE YOU TODAY,
DARLING?
>> I'M WONDERFUL, THANK YOU.
Steve: LET'S GO. NAME A PLACE
WHERE YOU SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO
MAKE YOU REALIZE YOUR BODY ISN'T
SO BAD AFTER ALL.
>> YOU SEE SOME OF THEM AT THE
GYM, STEVE.
Steve: AT THE GYM.
PAUL, MY MAN, HOW YOU DOING
TODAY, BUDDY?
>> I'M DOING WELL.
Steve: LET'S PLAY. NAME A PLACE
WHERE YOU SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO
MAKE YOU REALIZE YOUR BODY ISN'T
SO BAD AFTER ALL.
>> I SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE LIKE
THAT AT THE AIRPORT.
>> OH, YEAH.
Steve: AIRPORT!
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
HEY, JOHN, WE GOT TWO STRIKES,
BUDDY,
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL, OK?
>> I FEEL THAT WAY SOMETIMES,
STEVE, AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
Steve: HA HA. AT THE DOCTOR'S
OFFICE.
ALL RIGHT, ANDERSON FAMILY, HERE
YOU GO. NAME A PLACE WHERE YOU
SEE LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU
REALIZE YOUR BODY ISN'T SO BAD
AFTER ALL, NATE.
>> STEVE, WE'RE GONNA GO WITH
BUFFET.
>> WOO!
Steve: HA HA!
>> GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!
>> GOOD ANSWER!
>> WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE BEFORE.
HA HA!
Steve: THAT WAS YOUR ANSWER,
WASN'T IT?
>> YOU KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT.
HA HA!
Steve: BUFFET!
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JUST LIKE THAT, MAN.
NUMBER 8.
Audience: WEIGHT WATCHERS.
Steve: 7.
Audience: CLASS REUNION.
Steve: OH, BOY. NUMBER 5.
Audience: SWIMMING POOL.
Steve: NUMBER 2.
Audience: STORE/WALMART.
Steve: GIVE ME JACQUANDA.
AND GIVE ME KEVIN.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO.
WE'VE GOT THE TOP 6 ANSWERS ON
THE BOARD. IF YOU HAD A FAIRY
GODMOTHER, YOU MIGHT ASK HER TO
DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR WHAT?
JACQUANDA.
>> BANK ACCOUNT.
Steve: BANK ACCOUNT.
PASS OR PLAY?
THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
SIMEON?
>> YES, SIR.
Steve: HEY, LISTEN, SIM, IF YOU
HAD A FAIRY GODMOTHER AND YOU
MIGHT ASK HER TO DOUBLE THE SIZE
OF YOUR WHAT?
>> MY LIFE SO I CAN SPEND IT
WITH MY WIFE.
>> WOO!
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR
LIFE.
>> THAT'S MY BIG DADDY RIGHT
THERE.
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR
LIFE.
I SEE YOU.
>> OH!
Steve: THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.
THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.
IF YOU HAD A FAIRY GODMOTHER,
YOU MIGHT ASK HER TO DOUBLE THE
SIZE OF YOUR WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? DOUBLE THE
SIZE OF MY HOUSE.
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF MY
HOUSE.
JANETA, JANETA, ALL RIGHT, LET'S
PLAY THE GAME. IF YOU HAD A
FAIRY GODMOTHER, YOU MIGHT ASK
HER TO DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR
WHAT?
>> MY ***.
>> YEAH!
Steve: YEAH. HA HA.
>> SHOULD HAVE SUNG MY ANSWER
FOR YOU.
Steve: WELL, GO AHEAD AND SING
'CAUSE I NEED TO TURN TO THE
BOARD OVER HERE.
>> OK. ONLY THING, I'M GONNA
SING THIS FOR YOU. YOU READY?
Steve: NO, I WANT YOU TO SING
YOUR ANSWER RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE I
WANT TO SEE HOW YOU'RE GONNA PUT
TWO BIG *** IN A SONG.
♪ I
NEED
MY HUMMERS BIG
I NEED MY HEADLIGHTS
TURNED ALL THE WAY UP
I WANT TO GO HONK HONK HONK HONK
I WANNA GO WAY OVER THERE
I WANNA GO AROUND AND AROUND
AND AROUND AND AROUND
AND I WANT TO KEEP 'EM
ON THE GROUND
I DON'T WANT--
I WANT AROUND AND AROUND
AND AROUND
I WANT 'EM DAMN NEAR DRAGGING ON
THE GROUND ♪
INCREASE THE SIZE OF ***!
WOO!
IF YOU HAD A FAIRY GODMOTHER,
YOU MIGHT ASK HER TO DOUBLE THE
SIZE OF YOUR WHAT?
>> I WANT HER TO DOUBLE MY
BRAIN.
Steve: DOUBLE MY BRAIN.
JACQUANDA, IF YOU HAD A FAIRY
GODMOTHER, YOU MIGHT ASK HER TO
DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR WHAT?
>> I WOULD SAY TO DOUBLE THE
SIZE OF MY WORK POSITION.
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
Steve: WORK POSITION.
ALL RIGHT, BIG SIM, WE GOT TO BE
CAREFUL HERE, BUDDY. WE GOT TWO
STRIKES. THE HORNSBY FAMILY CAN
STEAL.
>> I'LL SAY PRIVATE PARTS.
>> HEY, I DON'T MIND.
Steve: IT AIN'T YOUR ANSWER.
IT'S YOUR WIFE'S DAMN RESPONSE,
"AND I DON'T MIND." WELL, HELL.
>> AND LET ME SAY, STEVE, BOY
AIN'T LACKING NONE. LET ME JUST
CLEAR THAT FOR THE RECORD.
BOY DON'T LACK.
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF HIS
PRIVATE PARTS!
>> WOO! DAMN! YEAH!
Steve: ONLY ONE ANSWER LEFT,
FAMILY. HEY, LATOYA, IF YOU HAD
A FAIRY GODMOTHER, YOU MIGHT ASK
HER TO DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR
WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW, STEVE, I GOT 3
SMALL KIDS. SO I'M GONNA SAY
HURRY UP AND DOUBLE THE SIZE OF
THEM KIDS,S,LEASE! PLEASE!
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF THEM
KIDS. THAT'LL GET ME OVER HERE!
DOUBLE THE SIZE OF THE KIDS.
YEAH.
[ALL YELLING]
AHH. IF YOU HAD A FAIRY
GODMOTHER, YOU MIGHT ASK HER TO
DOUBLE THE SIZE OF YOUR WHAT,
JOHN?
>> I'D WANT HER TO DOUBLE THE
SIZE OF MY TELEVISION.
>> GOOD ANSWER.
Steve: DOUBLE THE SIZE OF THE
TV!
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NUMBER 5.
Audience: HEART.
Steve: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YOU
DON'T WANT TO MISS ANY OF THIS.
NONE OF THIS. THIS IS...
NONE OF THIS.
WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD,"
EVERYBODY. THE ANDERSON FAMILY
144, HORNSBY FAMILY NOT ON THE
BOARD. GIVE ME SIMEON. GIVE ME
KIM. LET'S GO.
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HEY, GUYS, HERE WE GO. POINT
VALUES ARE DOUBLED. WE'VE GOT
THE TOP 4 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
NAME SOMETHING YOU DO A LOT
SLOWER WHEN YOU HAVE A HANGOVER.
SIMEON.
>> TALK.
Steve: TALK. THAT WAS A GOOD
ANSWER.
>> WALK.
Steve: WALK.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA PLAY.
Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
HEY, LISA, NAME SOMETHING YOU DO
A LOT SLOWER WHEN YOU HAVE A
HANGOVER.
>> DRIVE.
Steve: YOU DRIVE.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
PAUL?
>> I'M GONNA SAY CHORES AROUND
THE HOUSE.
Steve: COME ON, MAN, IT'S ALL
RIGHT. COME ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
MAN.
IT'S JUST A GAME. THEY DIDN'T
KNOW. THEY DIDN'T KNOW. WHEN
THEY PUT YOU ON THE TEAM, THEY
DIDN'T KNOW. THEY DIDN'T KNOW.
NO, SIR. CHORES AROUND THE
HOUSE.
HEY, JOHN, LET'S GO. WE GOT TWO
STRIKES. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL,
MAN, PLEASE. COME ON, YOU'RE
GONNA SEND ME BACK. NAME
SOMETHING YOU DO A LOT SLOWER
WHEN YOU HAVE A HANGOVER.
>> I'M A LOT SLOWER GETTING TO
THE OFFICE.
Steve: A LOT SLOWER GETTING TO
THE OFFICE.
ALL RIGHT, ANDERSONS, HERE'S
YOUR CHANCE. NAME SOMETHING YOU
DO A LOT SLOWER WHEN YOU HAVE A
HANGOVER.
>> WELL, STEVE, I HAVE NEVER HAD
A HANGOVER, BUT WHAT I HEAR IS
YOU'RE A LOT SLOWER WAKING UP.
YOU WAKE UP REAL SLOW WHEN YOU
HAVE A HANGOVER, GETTING OUT OF
BED.
>> GOOD ANSWER.
>> ALL RIGHT?
Steve: WAKING UP!
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NUMBER 4.
Audience: EVERYTHING.
Steve: 2.
Audience: THINK.
Steve: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T GO AWAY.
Joey Fatone: CLOSED CAPTIONING
IS SPONSORED IN PART BY...
Steve: GIVE ME LATOYA, GIVE ME
LISA! LET'S GO.
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HERE IT IS, FOLKS. POINT VALUES
HAVE TRIPLED. WE'VE GOT TOP 4
ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME
SOMETHING A BALLERINA WOULD HATE
TO FORGET TO DO BEFORE GOING ON
STAGE. LISA.
>> PUT ON HER SHOES.
Steve: PUT ON HER SHOES.
>> WE'RE GONNA PLAY.
Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY.
PAUL, NAME SOMETHING A BALLERINA
WOULD HATE TO FORGET TO DO
BEFORE GOING ON STAGE.
>> STRETCH OUT.
Steve: HERE COMES MR. CLUTCH,
FOLKS.
>> HA HA!
Steve: DON'T LET ME DOWN, PAUL!
STRETCH OUT!
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? CLUTCH,
BABY. PURE CLUTCH. HE'S THE
CLOSER. ALL RIGHT, JOHN.
>> SHE'D HATE TO FORGET TO PUT
ON HER MAKEUP.
Steve: FORGET TO PUT ON HER
MAKEUP.
KEVIN, NAME SOMETHING A
BALLERINA WOULD HATE TO FORGET
TO DO BEFORE GOING ON STAGE.
>> MEMORIZE HER MOVES.
Steve: MEMORIZE HER MOVES.
KIM, THERE'S ONE ANSWER LEFT.
>> I'M GONNA SAY KISS A GOOD
LUCK CHARM.
>> ALL RIGHT. GOOD ANSWER.
Steve: KISS A GOOD LUCK CHARM.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
ALL RIGHT, LISA, DARLING, LISTEN
TO ME. IF IT'S THERE, YOUR
FAMILY PLAYS SUDDEN DEATH. BUT
THIS TIME, YOU GOT TWO STRIKES.
IF IT'S NOT THERE, THE ANDERSON
FAMILY CAN STEAL AND WIN THE
GAME.
>> MAKE SURE ALL HER OTHER
DANCERS ARE THERE.
Steve: MAKE SURE ALL THE OTHER
DANCERS ARE THERE FOR SUDDEN
DEATH!
ALL RIGHT, ANDERSONS, HERE'S THE
SITUATION REAL CUT AND DRY.
THERE'S ONE ANSWER LEFT ON THE
BOARD. IF IT'S THERE, YOUR
FAMILY STEALS, YOUR FAMILY WINS
THE GAME. IF IT'S NOT THERE, THE
HORNSBY FAMILY GETS TO PLAY
SUDDEN DEATH. NATHANIEL, NAME
SOMETHING A BALLERINA WOULD HATE
TO FORGET TO DO BEFORE GOING ON
STAGE.
>> STEVE, WE TALKED ABOUT IT,
AND WE THINK HER HAIR. HER HAIR.
Steve: FORGOT TO DO HER HAIR FOR
THE WIN!
>> HER HAIR.
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NUMBER 3.
Audience: PEE/FLOAT A DOOKIE.
>> WHAT?
Steve: NOBODY REACHED 300
POINTS, SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY
SUDDEN DEATH. GIVE ME JANETA.
GIVE ME PAUL.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, HERE WE GO. FOR
THIS SURVEY, WE'RE ASKING FOR
THE TOP ANSWER ONLY. HERE WE GO.
NAME SOMEONE A MAN MAKES SURE
SEES HIM WITH HIS NEW WIFE.
PAUL.
>> HIS MINISTER.
[LAUGHTER]
Steve: HIS MINISTER!
>> HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND OR EX-WIFE.
Steve: HIS EX.
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GREAT JOB, ANDERSON FAMILY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MAN. LOVE
WHAT YOU DO, MAN. HEY, HEY!
I NEED TWO PEOPLE TO PLAY FAST
MONEY. LET'S GO! OH, JEEZ.
THIS BIG GUY...
WE'RE GOING FOR $20,000 RIGHT
AFTER THIS.
YOU READY? LET'S GO. 20 SECONDS
ON THE CLOCK. LET'S GO. WE ASKED
100 MARRIED WOMEN, ON A SCALE OF
1-10, HOW WOULD YOU RATE THE
IMPORTANCE OF SEX IN A MARRIAGE?
>> 10.
Steve: NAME A STATE WHERE PEOPLE
CAN DRESS THE SAME ALL YEAR
ROUND.
>> CALIFORNIA.
Steve: NAME A FOOD THAT
SOMETIMES SITS IN YOUR STOMACH
LIKE LEAD.
>> RICE.
Steve: NAME A SLANG WORD
FOR MAN.
>> GUY.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING
FIREFIGHTERS NEED TO DO THEIR
JOB.
>> WATER HOSE.
Steve: COME ON, MAN. COME ON,
BIG SIM. THAT'S GOOD WORK, MAN.
I LIKE OUR CHANCES. LET'S GO,
MAN. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN,
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW WOULD
YOU RATE THE IMPORTANCE OF SEX
IN A MARRIAGE. YOU SAID 10.
SURVEY SAID...
THERE YOU GO. NAME A STATE WHERE
PEOPLE CAN DRESS THE SAME ALL
YEAR ROUND. YOU SAID CALIFORNIA.
SURVEY SAID...
YEAH, MAN. NAME A FOOD THAT
SOMETIMES SITS IN YOUR STOMACH
LIKE LEAD. YOU SAID RICE. SURVEY
SAID...
[BUZZ]
I SAID NAME A SLANG WORD FOR
MAN. YOU SAID GUY. SURVEY
SAID...
THERE YOU GO.
THEN I SAID NAME SOMETHING
FIREFIGHTERS NEED TO DO THEIR
JOB. YOU SAID THEY NEED A WATER
HOSE. SURVEY SAID...
COME ON, MAN. COME ON, SIM. GOOD
WORK. HERE COMES LATOYA. PRAY
FOR ME. HEY, LATOYA.
>> HI, STEVE.
Steve: I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
FOR YOU.
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR.
Steve: MM-HMM. WELL, HE GOT YOU
116 POINTS.
>> OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
>> COME ON, 'TOYA!
>> YOU CAN DO IT, BABY.
Steve: YOU NEED 84 POINTS...
>> OK.
Steve: FOR THIS TO BE OVER FOR
ME.
YOU READY?
>> YES.
Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND
EVERYONE OF SIMEON'S ANSWERS.
25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.
HERE WE GO.
WE ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, ON A
SCALE OF 1-10, HOW WOULD YOU
RATE THE IMPORTANCE OF SEX IN
MARRIAGE?
>> 10.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> 9.
Steve: NAME A STATE WHERE PEOPLE
CAN DRESS THE SAME ALL YEAR
ROUND.
>> ILLINOIS.
Steve: NAME A FOOD THAT
SOMETIMES SITS IN YOUR STOMACH
LIKE LEAD.
>> ICE CREAM.
Steve: NAME A SLANG WORD FOR
MAN.
>> HOMBRE.
Steve: NAME SOMETHING
FIREFIGHTERS NEED TO DO THEIR
JOB.
>> A FIRE HOSE.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
Steve: TRY AGAIN.
>> A FIRE TRUCK.
Steve: THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GO, LATOYA. COME ON. WE
ASKED 100 MARRIED WOMEN, ON A
SCALE OF 1-10, HOW WOULD YOU
RATE THE IMPORTANCE OF SEX IN A
MARRIAGE? YOU SAID 9. SURVEY
SAID...
8. 8 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
72 POINTS AWAY. NAME A STATE
WHERE PEOPLE CAN DRESS THE SAME
ALL YEAR ROUND. YOU SAID
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
HA HA! YEAH! SURVEY SAID!
FLORIDA. FLORIDA WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER.
>> AND I LIVE THERE.
Steve: YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA?
>> YES.
Steve: COME ON, LATOYA. IT'S OK.
NAME A FOOD THAT SOMETIMES SITS
IN YOUR STOMACH LIKE LEAD. YOU
SAID BIG OL' HEAVY BOWL--
BIG OL' HEAVY BOWL OF ICE CREAM.
SURVEY SAID...
>> OH!
>> NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS STEAK
OR BEEF. STEAK OR BEEF. NAME A
SLANG WORD FOR MAN.
>> I LIVE IN MIAMI NOW.
Steve: YOU SAID HOMBRE.
WATCH HER GET A BUNCH OF POINTS
FOR THIS. SURVEY SAID...
>> OH.
Steve: DUDE. DUDE WAS THE NUMBER
ONE ANSWER.
>> DUDE, DUDE.
Steve: NOW WE NEED 72 POINTS.
NAME SOMETHING FIREFIGHTERS NEED
TO DO THEIR JOB. YOU SAID FIRE
TRUCK. YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE.
SURVEY SAID...
>> OH, 3?
Steve: WATER. WATER WAS THE
NUMBER ONE ANSWER.
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$5.00 A POINT, 655 BUCKS.
AND THEY'RE COMING BACK!
RIGHT HERE ON THE "FEUD." I'M
STEVE HARVEY! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT
TIME, FOLKS.
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