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Ice, ice baby. *TV Static* Is this working?
Hi, I'm Ron Stuart. *TV Static* Martha, before I change, here's a list of
instructions for when I'm a carrot. One. No... wait a minute - Two:
Don't do something stupid! Three: don't worry about the TARDIS.
I'll put it on emergency power, so they can't detect it.
Don't let it hide away. Four. No... wait a minute - Four:
No getting involved with the Housemartins. Four: You.
Don't let me eat you. And five - very important - five:
Don't let me eat big, warm, nutritious bowl of alphabet soup.
Num num num num num. *TV Static* John Smith is a character I made up.
Matt Smith is a character I made up. Will Smith is a character I made up.
Aerosmith is a character I made up. And six: Now I have to talk for a rant about
a minute without - hesitation, deviation, whatever the other
thing is, it's like that panel game -
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeeeep*
*TV Static* However, I'm gonna move on and say number
seven, and talk about my other favorite band which
is One Direction. *TV Static* And talk about my other favorite band which
is the Wiggles. *TV Static* I'm sitting in the TARDIS now,
and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises
with my mouth, that will go somewhere along the lines of
- Go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed,
go to bed, go to bed, Fiddle riddle *** *** fiddle riddle
*** ***, And twenty-three:
If anything goes wrong, if they find us, Martha,
then you know what to do. *Max Coveri - Running in the 90's*
HELLO!