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BETH HOYT: That's enough jokin' around, you guys.
Let's start jokin' around--
it's time for My Damn Channel LIVE!
(THEME SONG)
BETH HOYT: Hey, there.
It's me, Beth Hoyt, your host of the show you're
watching right now.
My Damn Channel Live.
It's Wednesday, April 4.
I can prove it.
Look, it's today's New York Post.
It's like, um, this is like when kidnappers take a picture
of their prisoner with that day's paper, to prove that
they're still alive.
Except this is a video, and I'm not a prisoner.
I can leave here whenever I want.
[MOUTHS THE WORDS]
Help me.
Holy cow, you guys, we have a freakin' show for you today.
David Wain is here.
We're going to talk about his new movie, Wanderlust.
Have you seen it?
It's so good.
And his My Damn Channel original series, Wainy Days.
All 5 seasons are, of course, on our site.
Get busy with that.
And a very special musical number with David and Amy
Miles, here to close out the show.
I mean, really.
Do you have your snacks?
So in the spirit of Wainy Days, we're going to be
dealing with relationship and dating issues.
Now I'm seriously not bragging here.
I'm just-- it's just that you're so lucky that I'm the
host, because I'm really good at dating.
And falling in love.
And falling out of love.
And, just, the whole cycle of a relationship.
I've nailed it, again and again.
And I want to help you guys.
So here's what I want you to do.
Um, tweet me, @thebethhoyt, right now, with all your
dating and relationship questions.
Seriously.
Give me the tough stuff.
I am here for you, now and always.
But specifically right now, as far as love advice goes.
Later in the show we're going to read as many of your tweets
as possible, and-- and I'll just--
I'll just fix it all.
How do you mend a broken heart?
Send the pieces to Beth Hoyt, and let me take it from there.
OK, here's the thing.
After our first show last week, some
people said, funny videos--
did you pick them?
Here's what I've been telling you, but I know it's
easy to tune out.
We are premiering never before seen episodes, from our My
Damn Channel original comedy series'.
First up is a new series starring Steve Rannazzisi of
The League, man, this couple could use my
relationship advice.
Enjoy the premiere of Daddy Knows Best, "Swim Class."
TRACY: Hey.
Where were you?
STEVE: Swim class.
TRACY: Oh, that was, like, 4 hours ago.
STEVE: Yeah.
But, you know, there's, uh, traffic, and--
TRACY: Wow.
STEVE: --nuts.
Yeah, and he's really fussy, so I'm gonna put him down.
I'm afraid he's--
TRACY: That's OK, I'll put him down.
STEVE: It's OK, I got him.
TRACY: No, I got it.
Come on, bubby, come on--
[CHILD CRIES]
STEVE: All right-- shh, shh--
OK.
[SNIFFS, WHISPERS]
Oh, my God.
TRACY (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Steve?
STEVE: Yeah?
TRACY: This reeks like cigarettes.
STEVE: What smells like cigarettes?
TRACY: His jacket.
Smell it.
STEVE: What do you mean?
TRACY: It, like, reeks like cigarettes, like, ugh--
STEVE: He's smoking.
This is unbelievable.
TRACY: What is this?
STEVE: Ah--
classic laundry mishap.
TRACY: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is-- this
looks just like me--
STEVE: Thong in a sleeve.
TRACY: No, this is definitely not my thong-- oh, God, it's--
it is wet.
It's wet.
What is that?
STEVE: It's more moist than it is wet.
TRACY: What is this?
Where did you get this?
STEVE: OK.
You know what?
Fine.
You ruined the surprise.
Surprise!
TRACY: What is it?
STEVE: I got you a child who goes pee-pee in the potty.
Our son took his first pee-pee on the potty.
He did it.
TRACY: Yay.
STEVE: Yeah.
TRACY: What, uh, how--
I don't understand.
Explain to me how that has--
STEVE: He took a pee-pee on the potty, and the potty
happen to be inside of a strip club.
TRACY: I'm sorry, I'm sorry-- what?
Did you just say a strip club?
STEVE: Lower your voice.
STEVE: You're kidding me.
TRACY: Our son is in REM sleep, a developmental--
TRACY: You took my kid to a strip club today.
A, a smoke- filled--
STEVE: Technically speaking, OK, yes, we
went to a strip club.
TRACY: OK.
STEVE: We were looking for a bathroom.
Da- da, Da- da, potty, potty-- and I saw--
it was a lotta glare--
I saw an unmarked building, I thought it might've been a
house of worship.
TRACY: But it was a strip club.
STEVE: It happened to be a strip club, yes, it happened
to be a strip club.
TRACY: OK, good.
So you went in, you went to the bathroom, you left--
STEVE: We went inside, we went to the bathroom, we walked
out, we got a lap dance, and we walked away.
TRACY: Did-- did you just say a lap-- you
just got a lap dance?
STEVE: Yes--
TRACY: [INAUDIBLE] a lap dance--
STEVE: You don't know what happened.
They're very intimidating at these places.
A gigantic black guy came over and looked me
right in the eyes.
TRACY: Oh, yeah, and he put a gun to your head?
STEVE: He said, hey, man.
Y'all gonna get a lap dance!
TRACY: Really.
STEVE: Yeah.
TRACY: Yeah.
STEVE: Even the boy.
TRACY: Oh, wow, he just-- just like that.
STEVE: Yes.
TRACY: He just told you you're gonna get a lap dance.
STEVE: I was frightened.
For-- for my safety, and for Jack's.
TRACY: So you're telling my baby got a lap dance.
At a dirty, filthy strip club, just covered in smoke--
STEVE: I don't know.
I didn't see him.
He was in a separate room.
TRACY: In a separate room!
You've gotta be kidding me.
STEVE: You can't do it at the same time, babe.
You can't make eye contact.
It's a very weird thing with ***.
And for the record?
TRACY: Yeah?
STEVE: She had nice ***.
TRACY: Ohh--
STEVE: But her *** was zitty.
Your *** has got way better complexion.
TRACY: Oh, well, thank you so much, Steve.
That's so great.
STEVE: You're making a mountain out of a, a thong.
You are.
TRACY: That-- no, really, but then you bring my son
Jack, at least I--
No.
Move your foot.
Move your foot, Steve.
STEVE: There's nothing underneath my foot.
TRACY: Lift it.
STEVE: What foot?
I'm moving my foot.
TRACY: This foot.
Steve.
STEVE: Ohh- God--
TRACY: Destiny?
Really, Steve?
Destiny?
You got a-- a stripper's phone number?
Are you *** me?
STEVE: I didn't get a stripper's phone number.
Have you been listening at all?
This thong was in his jacket.
That phone number was in his jacket.
I think we see what the problem is here.
We're raising, like, a young Tony Soprano.
TRACY: Did he smoke a cigarette himself?
STEVE: Know what?
Gimme this.
I'm gonna call this Destiny, and I'm gonna tell her, A, we
have her thong, in case she's looking for it.
TRACY: Oh, yeah--
STEVE: -- and B, make sure she knows how inappropriate it is
to give a phone number to a young child.
He shou-- she should wait till at least he's 15 years old.
TRACY: Yeah.
Why don't you do that?
You do that.
You be busy with that.
STEVE: Fine.
TRACY: And I'll be taking him to swim class from now on, OK?
STEVE: You sure you wanna do that?
TRACY: Yeah, I do.
STEVE: You really think you're ready to get back into a
bathing suit?
I shouldn't have said that.
Wish I could--
TRACY: Just sleep out on the couch forever.
STEVE: OK.
I like the way cold leather feels on my--
TRACY: Yeah?
Good.
It's--it's just unfair, you know, because
I don't know what's--
STEVE: What did-- what was the last thing you saw?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: Look, I'm--
I'm no professional counselor, but I, I have
very accurate feelings.
And I have a bad feeling about that relationship.
I'm not gonna write it off yet.
That's just the first episode in the series.
But something about their dynamic, it--
it has my spidey senses tingling.
Hey, have you guys been tweeting in your
relationship questions?
Do it.
Help me help you, as Danny Glover says in Jerry Maguire.
Now you're thinking, what does she know about relationships?
Fine.
I'll get personal first.
I'm gonna show you some guys from my past, to show you how
I've navigated some tough sitchiations.
OK.
This is Peter.
Peter wanted to take it slow.
I totally respect that.
So I would date other people, and then I'd check in with him
and I'd tell him what he was missing.
Scott-- oh, Scott was such a nice guy.
Um, he actually took me to his summer home in the Hamptons.
It was super nice.
I was supposed to be nannying his kids, but
they were so boring.
He--
and he was so surprised when I just, like,
showed up at the party.
You just-- you wanna keep up the spontaneity.
Dave.
Dave.
We started dating, right, yes.
It was December 16, and there's always that worry that
you just got together because you don't want to be lonely
over the holidays.
So I wanted to test this.
And on our third date, which was New Year's Eve, right at
midnight, I just--
I just looked him straight in the eyes and I said, do you
plan on being with me every New Year's, forever and ever?
This is Evan.
This one was serious.
We would talk about marriage.
And then, when I met his parents, I told them about
this other guy that I met at the bar.
I just--
I couldn't hold it in.
I was so excited about it.
And they were the only ones around.
Oh, you guys know Alexander Skarsgard.
He's a great actor.
Great boyfriend.
Um, throughout our dates I would always be, like,
[HIGH-PITCHED]
I'm a little monkey, pick me up, pick me up.
So fun.
So you see, I know what I'm doing.
Tweet me your problems.
I'll solve them right here in a few minutes.
But, OK, I can't fix relationships that are broken
beyond repair.
That seems to be the case with My Damn Channel, and the
estate of Donnie Hoyle.
Remember that precocious little scamp, Ronnie *** and
his You Rock at Photoshop series we premiered last week?
Well, we'd hoped to bringing you another installment just
stuffed with positivity and edutainment, but we received
legal notice earlier today telling us that not only could
we not show more of Ronnie, but we are compelled by legal
injunction to show you this instead.
MUNGHJ: Are we on?
I'm Robert Davis- Brockweiler Munghj.
I'm the legal counsel representing the estate of the
late Dontrellle Tiberius Hoyle, and the following
affected parties--
the Donnie Hoyle Remedial Learning Charitable Trust, the
Dontrelle T. and Sandra P. Hoyle Exploited Gokart Racer
Rescue, the Mehglich Hair Removal Centers of Northern
Kentucky, LLP.
This is a formal cease and desist order, which, as such,
having been purchased online through the Kenton County
Court Express app for iOS and Android, serves as a legal
temporary injunction requiring the immediate cessation of all
properties related to, or derivated from, You Rock at
Photoshop, a blatant and egregious infringement of my
clients' You Suck at Photoshop intellectual property, as
observed in this comparative study by an independent and
disinterested third party.
In accordance with the Digital Millennium Fairness Act--
Fairness of Speech Act of 2006, this video affidavit is
to be displayed prominently among the digital assets of
the offending party in a way that is readily accessible by
it's viewing constituency.
And let me just add a personal note of disgust and vomitous
incredulity at the reprehensible acts of
exploiting this 4-year-old child.
You should be ashamed of yourselves, My Damn Channel.
I hope you burn in an eternal furnace of unholy hell filled
with bizarre and macabre torture tactics, you sick sons
of ***.
BETH HOYT: Again, we're, we're really sorry that you guys
have been caught in the middle of an ugly legal dispute.
But we're just gonna have to let this
play out in the courts.
And also, apparently, on our show.
In the meantime, I'm gonna be following little Ronnie on his
Twitter account, @ronnieshops.
You should, too.
Uh, let's swing things back into my control.
All right.
So we got a couple tweets from you guys with relationship
ques-- problems and questions.
Now keep in mind, I'm not technically qualified to give
advice to you guys.
But my feeling is, you don't need a degree in counseling to
have earned your masters in love.
It's just something I like to say.
OK, let's solve some problems.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
BETH HOYT: We have a tweet coming in.
We have a tweet, tweet, tweet-- ah, there it is.
It's from @petersoncimena--
cimena--
cinema.
Uh, it says, "my girlfriend doesn't like when I kiss her
after eating peanut butter, what should I
do?" Um, well, OK.
There's just-- there's some issues here.
Just--
maybe you could just consider not eating
of the peanut butter.
I,I, I understand that that is a tough debate.
I like that-- peanut butter as well, and I would be, like,
give me peanut butter, but that's just-- that's obviously
the debate you're faced with, and, um, you know, that's--
you know, just give up the peanut-- just give it up.
For the kisses.
Next.
From norblog.
"why did you stop loving me?" Um, I don't--
I don't remember starting, but--
but I do.
I just, like, I'm sure I do, I'm sure I do.
Uh, you know, maybe we could take-- maybe you could email
me, if this is a real issue, if we have a real thing.
Uh, you know, again, I'm sure--
I'm sure we'll be great friends.
Next.
This is from Derek Wetzel.
"What should I do if someone has got what I need, but she
says he's just a friend." She says he's just a friend?
Then, you know, you need to just keep pursuing it, 'cause
if they have what you need, like, what--
I mean, they've got to just realize that you need that.
You know, you gotta just keep-- just keep pushing it.
Next.
From merckstar56.
"Are unicorns the result of horses and narwhals dating?"
Does this question reflect why, maybe, you're single?
Maybe you might think about that.
All right, that's all time we have for
comments and questions.
You're welcome.
Next up, we have the fastest show on the web.
It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program, with some little-
known insight into the origins of Sesame Street.
THEME SONG: "It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program, on
your world wide web."
[TELEPHONE RING]
[FAX TONE]
-And that's why I think this show needs an *** living
in the garbage.
THEME SONG: "It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program, on
your
world wide web." -Workless.
-We'll wrap up for the afternoon.
Right after you two tell us about your big vacation in
Connecticut.
-Oh, yeah.
First weekend away as a couple.
[LAUGHTER]
-Separate rooms.
-Oh.
-No.
-No, actually-- this is actually kind of exciting.
One of the night of the trip we stayed in the birthplace of
Hoover Cleveland.
-Yeah.
Historic.
It was so interesting.
Really nice.
-Who's Hoover Cleveland?
-22nd, 24th President of the United States.
-Oh, I--
I think you mean Grover Cleveland.
-No, it's Hoover.
I'm sure of it.
-Yeah.
-Ten bucks?
-Sure.
Yeah--
-All right, I am--
I am googling
"Hoover Cleveland." -Yeah?
-See, look--
Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover, Grover.
-No--
-Yeah, it's Grover.
Oh, here's-- here's a Hoover, right here.
-Oh.
Click on that.
He could be a little-known president.
-OK.
All right, here we go.
COMPUTER VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Let me clean up in here.
-Oh, wow.
That is hot.
-It's not--
-Definitely ***.
-Scott, click on something else.
Yecch.
-Gross.
-I was just about to.
It just looks--
this video's pretty crazy.
-Click on it.
-No.
Don't--
-Should I?
-See it?
-No--
-Scott, don't.
-I probably should turn this off.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
-Please--
-That's pretty gross, though.
-Yeah, no, it is gross.
-But we should--
---finish it, 'cause it's--
COMPUTER VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Let me clean up in here.
[VACUUM SOUNDS]
-I have never seen that before.
-I have.
-Oh, whoa--
-How would you take that outta there--
-(UNISON) No!
[PANDEMONIUM]
-I wanna know.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
COMPUTER VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Let me clean up in here.
[VACUUM SOUNDS]
-This part's not so bad.
-No.
-Wait, wait, what's goin' on?
What's goin' on, right there?
-A severed arm.
Two arms.
That's too many arms.
-Is that a face?
-Wait, who just walked in?
-What's he doing there?
-No--
-What's he doing right there?
-Is that a real pers-- that might not be a real person.
-I'm gonna turn it off--
-Oh, no, no--
-Wait a second, this is terrible.
Let it run, let it go.
-It's so sick, I hate it-- turn the sound back up.
-I just wanna see how it ends.
-If it ends sweetly--
[SOUND OF A CHAIN SAW]
UNISON: Whoa!
[PANDEMONIUM]
-Oh, oh, oh, yucky, yucky, yucky, gahh--
--ahhh.
-I pissed.
-I'm sorry.
-I do not feel great.
-I noticed there was a Brazilian version on there
that we didn't watch yet.
-We could check it out.
-Yeah, we could ch-ch--
-Yeah.
-Just for safety.
-Yeah.
-[INAUDIBLE] with us.
-[INAUDIBLE].
-Usually attractive people.
COMPUTER VOICE (OFFSCREEN): Es me, limpar aqui.
[VACUUM, SAWING SOUNDS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-The world's a crazy place.
People aren't being very nice to each other.
Sometimes you just need to stop--
in the name of love.
THEME SONG: "McMayhem!
McMayhem!
What, you didn't know?
No, he
ain't playin'." -Whooaa--
Nice [HORN HONK]
[HORN HONK]
[HORN HONK]
[HONKING BUILDS, CONTINUES]
-What the *** is your problem?
Get the *** outta the street!
Come on!
The *** is wrong with you?
-McMayhem!
BETH HOYT: Just on a relationship note, ladies, if
your guy is actually unaware of traffic because he's so
romantically into you, he's a bit reckless.
Probably won't be a good father.
So get out now.
Now enough from me.
I am thrilled to welcome one of my favorite comics-
writers- performers, all in one guy, to the show.
His new movie, Wanderlust, starring Jennifer Aniston and
Paul Rudd, is in theaters right now.
Our My Damn Channel series with David, Wainy Days, just
came out on DVD with seasons 1 through 4.
Ladies and gentlemen, David Wain.
Yay.
David, thank you so much for being here.
DAVID WAIN: Good to be here.
BETH HOYT: OK, um, so we're live, and everyone's--
we're all really excited that you're here.
How are you doing today?
DAVID WAIN: Fine.
BETH HOYT: You've been-- you've been
super busy this year.
DAVID WAIN: Um--
BETH HOYT: Really busy.
Really good year for you.
Wanderlust is, just--
DAVID WAIN: Great.
BETH HOYT: I laughed a lot.
DAVID WAIN: So--
BETH HOYT: In the theater.
DAVID WAIN: When do we--
BETH HOYT: Are you OK?
DAVID WAIN: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Great.
We're just going--
DAVID WAIN: When do we do this?
BETH HOYT: We're live.
DAVID WAIN: [INAUDIBLE].
BETH HOYT: It's just, as we go, like, um--
DAVID WAIN: OK.
BETH HOYT: So you know, ah everyone's
really excited about--
are y-- can you just look-- are you-- what's going on?
DAVID WAIN: What's going on?
What's going on?
BETH HOYT: Why--
why are-- you're, like, being--
like, you have attitude right now--
DAVID WAIN: Shut up.
BETH HOYT: OK.
DAVID WAIN: Shut up.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID WAIN: I'm, I'm so sorry.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, no, I accept your apology.
DAVID WAIN: No, what that--
this is bad.
I-- the way--
I am--
First of all, you know I'm a fan of the show.
I've been wa--
I've taped--
uh, we--
I taped--
I taped 'em.
And then I--
I don't--
I'm not home at 4:00, but I tape them, and then at night I
watch them.
BETH HOYT: Mm-hm.
DAVID WAIN: And I love the show, and I-- that was--
I'm acting like a jerk, and I just--
sometimes--
don't you ever just feel like you wanna--
[SIGH]
I don't even know how to put this--
BETH HOYT: Tell me.
DAVID WAIN: First of all, I feel like I'm being a first
class ***, and I'm sorry.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID WAIN: Like, if there was a store and they had all kinds
of douches available, all flavors, whatever, I would be
on the top shelf, first class ***, and I'm sorry.
BETH HOYT: Right, yeah.
DAVID WAIN: And I just feel that need
to, just, start over.
You ever feel-- you ever wake up in the morning, and you
have a day, and you're, like, I wanna just start
the whole day over.
From scratch.
BETH HOYT: I--
listen, I, I, well I accept your apology.
You were, um, and you-- you, you-- the store analogy thing
works, but, also, um, I know where you're coming from, and
we have-- uh, can we have, like, number 77 in here?
We can--
Let's just-- let's start the day over.
DAVID WAIN: Oh, well, now that is a nice touch.
BETH HOYT: Let's just start over.
We're just gonna have breakfast, just like-- just
like it's the beginning of a day, and, um--
DAVID WAIN: And yet we know it's not, because it's 4:00 PM
eastern time, live.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID WAIN: This is great, Beth.
BETH HOYT: Since we are live.
DAVID WAIN: Oh, we got the paper--
This is like a callback to your opening, when we-- when
you showed the paper, um--
BETH HOYT: This mic is live.
We also just lost this.
DAVID WAIN: Oh, you just re-clip it.
BETH HOYT: No problems.
DAVID WAIN: But while you're doing that,
I'm gonna tell, uh--
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry, am I making it about me when David
Wain's here? 'Cause I lost my mike?
DAVID WAIN: No, but wha--
I figured I could kill time--
BETH HOYT: We have-- we have--
DAVID WAIN: I could vamp while you're doing it, by telling--
by sharing--
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna pour you some coffee--
DAVID WAIN: -- this headline I just turned to in the, um--
"Big Blow to Texas." So I guess Big Blow is going to be
moving to Texas.
He's my favorite wrestler.
BETH HOYT: Oh, good.
And it also says in there--
heh, forget-- yeah, so you're not a morning
paper kind of guy.
DAVID WAIN: No.
BETH HOYT: That's funny--
DAVID WAIN: No, I, um--
BETH HOYT: You like-- you like to look at the internet when
you-- when you're doing your breakfast,
and check your websites?
DAVID WAIN: I wake up in the morning, I always go first to
davidwain.com.
BETH HOYT: Oh, OK.
DAVID WAIN: To see if I updated it the night before.
BETH HOYT: To see if you put the new blog up?
DAVID WAIN: And the answer, 99 times out of 100, is no.
BETH HOYT: Oh, OK.
DAVID WAIN: But I just want to make sure.
BETH HOYT: Are you disappointed?
Are you, like, why didn't I do that?
Or are you, like--
DAVID WAIN: Because sometimes I blog in my sleep.
BETH HOYT: Ah--
that's a fantastic thing to have happen.
If it's a good blog.
Could be embarrassing.
Is it an embarrassing blog?
DAVID WAIN: This is really good.
BETH HOYT: Is it really good?
DAVID WAIN: I think it's--
You're gonna have other guests on here in other days, and
they're gonna be, like, why don't I get the,
the coffee, and the--
BETH HOYT: Well, if they're as big of a *** as you
were, maybe they will.
DAVID WAIN: You know what, though?
Now I feel like I'm--
I hope you feel like that I'm more like a red balloon.
BETH HOYT: You are.
Is that a--
DAVID WAIN: Sweet, round, nice--
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
Just, like, floating, and, like, full of nice
memories for me.
Red balloons are good things.
DAVID WAIN: So how 'bout Romney, right?
[SNORTS]
BETH HOYT: That's what I wanted to talk
about with you here--
DAVID WAIN: This guy, he's one of the candidates and, yecch,
don't even get me started.
BETH HOYT: What I-- one, one thing I do want to talk about
is, um, when-- is whe-- the new Wet Hot
American Summer happening?
DAVID WAIN: Yeah, we're-- me and Michael Showalter are
writing the script to the next installment of Wet Hot
American Summer.
BETH HOYT: That's so exciting.
DAVID WAIN: Duology.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And, um, Wanderlust is, like, the funniest thing I've seen
in a few years.
I loved it.
DAVID WAIN: Thank you.
BETH HOYT: When you and Ken Marino write together, are
you, like, I'll tackle the first half, you take the
second half?
DAVID WAIN: You know what happens?
We just get into a room, and sparks fly.
BETH HOYT: Is that what happens?
DAVID WAIN: No.
Um, no.
We sit there, and we kind of figure it out.
BETH HOYT: And then you-- yeah.
So does one of you actually do the typing?
I wanna know how it actually--
DAVID WAIN: I will say this, though--
BETH HOYT: -- happens.
DAVID WAIN: Well, um, I type, because he can't type.
BETH HOYT: Mm.
DAVID: Very well.
He types slow.
And I type very fast.
'Cause I'm a nerd.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID WAIN: I type like this.
BETH HOYT: Absolutely.
And, I mean, if you're doing it in your sleep, you must be
very good at it.
DAVID WAIN: That's right.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
DAVID WAIN: And then--
but I'll say that, for those of you, maybe watching, who,
who haven't had a chance to see Wanderlust, this is the
last week in many theaters.
And so you might wanna make that
appointment to go tonight--
BETH HOYT: But you know it's gonna be, like--
DAVID WAIN: --or tomorrow.
BETH HOYT: --it's gonna be, like, craziest release on DVD.
DAVID WAIN: Oh my God.
Insane.
BETH HOYT: And it's gonna--
DAVID WAIN: Crazy, in that--
BETH HOYT: --a huge cult hit--
DAVID WAIN: --nobody will buy it.
BETH HOYT: Everyone's gonna love it.
No, it will.
And there's gonna be some--
I'll bet there'll be some good features on that-- on that DVD
as well, when it comes out.
DAVID WAIN: There are.
Oh my God.
There's actually, on the DVD, there's a thing called the
"Bizarro cut." And it's an entire version of the movie,
Wanderlust, that hopefully you all saw in the theater, that
includes no material from the theatrical release.
It is--
BETH HOYT: Is that real?
DAVID WAIN: --100% new material--
I'm not kidding.
That's no joke.
BETH HOYT: See?
DAVID WAIN: That's for real.
BETH HOYT: This is gonna be huge.
DAVID WAIN: It's an interesting-- it's a cool DVD,
and it also--
in addition to that, there's a special new episode of Wainy
Days, where my alter-ego character, David Wain, goes
into the fictional world of Wanderlust, and interacts with
all the characters in the movie.
BETH HOYT: That's gonna be on the D-- on the Wanderlust DVD?
DAVID WAIN: That's also on the Wanderlust DVD.
BETH HOYT: One more question is, what would
you name this puppy?
This Is really important, that we get this--
DAVID WAIN: Um, Graybar.
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
DAVID WAIN: Or--
BETH HOYT: You ca--
I don't know if you can-- well, I'll give you an "or."
You're having-- you're having a new--
DAVID WAIN: --Killian Schram.
BETH HOYT: --start to the day--
DAVID WAIN: Killian Schram.
BETH HOYT: That's your after breakfast that-- yeah--
DAVID WAIN: He's a sweet doggie.
BETH HOYT: --awakened by breakfast, and I think--
uh, we're gonna cut now, we're gonna show a clip from
Wanderlust that is in the movie, which everyone should
go see in the theaters this weekend.
Everyone should go.
DAVID WAIN: How about this?
Watch the clip.
If you like it--
BETH HOYT: --judge for yourself--
DAVID WAIN: --you can decide.
BETH HOYT: Do you know what's happening in this clip?
I do.
DAVID WAIN: Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
BETH HOYT: Well, there's-- the whole ensemble cast is behind
Paul Rudd playing his guitar, it's-- what an awesome cast.
DAVID WAIN: Take a look.
BETH HOYT: Take a look.
-You guys are getting the hang of it.
Get some callouses on those hands of yours.
-Oh, yeah.
-Hey, man.
-Ah, look at this.
Got an ax man in Brother G.
-You guys, uh, you guys like Spin Doctors?
-Ah--
(MUSIC - SPIN DOCTORS, "TWO PRINCES")
-Go, Seth!
-Ahh!
-Turnin' your way in a second, George.
Take it.
-Come on.
Take a solo.
Rip it out, man-- let it out.
Let it out from your heart.
Not from your fingers.
-Wait, wait--
-I don't like it.
I don't like it.
-It's a simple story.
Princes.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOUNDS OF KISSING AND MOANING THROUGHOUT]
-I wanna get a little bit of that.
-I wanna get a little bit of that.
-Oh, God--
ew--
ugh--
oh, God--
[MOANING, LOVEMAKING SOUNDS CONTINUE]
-David--
I love you!
Come back!
[THROAT CLEARS OFFSCREEN]
-Ohh, David--
DAVID (OFFSCREEN): *** off, you lily-livered, patty-***.
-Yeah-- take it.
-I'm having that feeling of inevitability right now.
I really feel like it's gonna happen--
it's like it's gonna--
explode outta me-- and oh my God, it worked, it happened.
-My name's Cheryl, by the way.
-David.
Ohh!
-Unh.
BETH HOYT: Wow.
That was so many of my favorite actors and comedians
dry ***.
That's called The Make-up Mega- Mix.
Rightfully so, and it's one of the special features on this
Wainy Days DVD, which has, along with the longest running
comedy series here on My Damn Channel, so much really fun
stuff happening between each episode.
Like, I--
I felt like I was at a party when I watched it.
A party with David.
And we're gonna be celebrating this DVD release here, in New
York City, at UCBEast, on Monday, April 30.
There's gonna be surprise guests--
I mean, you know who some of David's friends are--
and a live performance featuring David, Amy Miles,
Michelle Federer, and Fred Armisen, so go to our Facebook
page for details, and by that I mean, you should really
check out the event on that page.
Also "like" us while you're there.
Now Daily Grace will be here tomorrow.
Thank you for tweeting in, and for watching the show today.
We'll see you later.
Also, recycle.
Unless no one can see you.
We'll leave you with David Wain and Amy Miles christening
our studio with a live performance of "Rochelle," one
part of which will be in the live performance at UCBEast.
Now please enjoy.
[MUSIC - DAVID WAIN AND AMY MILES, "ROCHELLE"].
BETH HOYT: David Wain and Amy Miles!
Thanks for watching!
Bye.
AMY MILES: Bye.
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SONG)