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STEPHEN SEIDEL: Graduation usually means
it's the end of something.
But this is just the beginning.
MATT MCMANUS: You comin' to our party?
Are you guys coming to my party tonight?
It's the last one before we go out into the world.
I have no STDs.
We got Jolly Ranchers inside Zimas.
-[INAUDIBLE]
very well.
MATT MCMANUS: You like romance, ***?
We're gettin' girls to do body shots with other girls doin'
body shots.
We're gonna have girls do the elephant walk.
You don't know what that is.
-Nah, I have no idea what that *** is, man.
MATT MCMANUS: It's when one girl puts her thumb in another
girl's butt, and they walk around.
Great job on that play this semester.
-That monologue.
MATT MCMANUS: That Shakespeare isn't easy.
Yo, you guys gonna stay together after graduation?
-(IN UNISON) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
MATT MCMANUS: OK, so you come in first.
We get it done.
You go home, shower, come back.
When you come back, bring more chicks with you.
-Oh, OK.
MATT MCMANUS: Are you down?
-So it's like a train then?
MATT MCMANUS: Yeah-- yeah-- we're gonna run trains.
Jello shots tonight!
Congratulations.
You know Johnny Date ***'s gonna be in the building.
-Oh no!
MATT MCMANUS: Oh!
-Just came back from the pharmacy.
MATT MCMANUS: I'm still undecided,
even though I graduated.
I'm one of those rare breeds.
We're gonna get chicks goin' down on each other.
We're gonna shave some ***.
We got a trampoline.
I got a whole refrigerator filled with meatballs.
I'm gonna have you throw them at people in the middle of the
night.
-At girls, right?
MATT MCMANUS: Yeah.
-Dig.
MATT MCMANUS: I'm throwin' water balloons at my ***.
-There's these other guys that are doing the same thing, and
they're much more exciting.
MATT MCMANUS: What-- what are they doing?
-The same thing--
MATT MCMANUS: Like, what do you mean?
-Except they're dressed in astronaut suits, because they
want to take me to the moon.
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