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[Mike] You are a magician
That Samantha-
Sparoh, you are a magician that Samantha, who is Francy's mom hired to perform at his birthday party-
-the problem is, you're really bizarre and creepy and not-quite-right. So
The first line has to start with F, the next line that someone says has to start with G,
and it goes on until you get to A. No, back to F, back to F.
Francy likes this magician.
Go on, now. Gimme some of your valuable items.
How much do you charge?
It does not matter.
[Sam] Just- [Sparoh] Joking!
[Sparoh] Know get- (?) [Francy] Taco. (?)
[Various confusion] [Sparoh] Just gimme- just gimme some of your valuable items. [Mr. K] You need real words.
Lemme give you my favorite pocket watch.
MOM!
No one see!
Okay, just do it!
Papa's not home.
Quiet!
[Lots of obnoxious kids talking really loudly]
Really, can you just show us what the trick is?
SSSHHHH!
-So I will.
Take a... number!
...between fifteen and seventy-eight (?).
...Yugoslavia!
Vvvvvvery good!
...and now...
When is- when are you gonna... cut my birthday cake?
Eggs-xylophones!
-are AWESOME!
Yes! Yes.
[Sparoh] Zam! Here is your pocket watch.
Amazing. Amazing.
Back up, little boy!
Come... down...
Calm down.
Do it again!
[Sparoh] ...Exactly!
[Sam] Francy?