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[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Buddy: ON THIS EPISODE OF "CAKE BOSS"...
IT'S THE ARMY'S 237th BIRTHDAY.
THEY NEED ME TO MAKE TWO CAKES.
ONE CAKE IS GONNA GET DELIVERED TO TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK.
OH, MAN. IT LOOKS GOOD, GUYS.
"MISUSE CAN RESULT IN INJURY."
GOOD THING WE NEVER MISUSE ANYTHING HERE.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND ANOTHER CAKE IS GONNA BE ACTUALLY SENT TO AFGHANISTAN.
I GOT WOUNDED OVER IN AFGHANISTAN.
MY WIFE AND I WANT TO SEND A CAKE OVER TO MY UNIT.
THEY'RE STILL OVER THERE FIGHTING THE FIGHT.
I JUST HOPE IT MAKES IT THERE.
GOOD JOB!
Buddy: MY DAUGHTER'S SOFTBALL TEAM
IS HAVING THEIR LAST GAME OF THE SEASON,
AND I WANT TO MAKE A CAKE.
PFFT!
THERE'S YOUR DIAMOND, AND THEN THIS IS YOUR OUTFIELD.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY TURNING OUT HOW I WANTED IT.
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I ASKED FOR ONE OF THESE FOR CHRISTMAS AND BUDDY SAID NO.
OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT ALREADY.
IT CAME WITH A BASKETBALL.
IT'S SO SQUISHY.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HAS ME VERY EXCITED.
AND A T-SHIRT.
SO, IT'S THE ARMY'S 237th BIRTHDAY,
AND THEY HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
THEY NEED ME TO MAKE TWO CAKES.
I JUST WANT TO SEE
WHAT A FULLY-ASSEMBLED T-SHIRT CANNON --
OH, MY GOD, WHY DON'T I HAVE ONE OF THESE?
THE ARMY'S HAVING A BIG BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
ONE CAKE IS GONNA GET DELIVERED TO TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK.
I DO WANT TO PLAY -- VERY BADLY.
[ Chuckling ] VERY BADLY.
MY PLAN FOR THIS CAKE IS TO MAKE A HUGE, LIKE, OVERSIZED TANK.
IT'S GONNA HAVE A SPINNING TOP, LIKE ALL TANKS HAVE,
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CONFETTI CANNON
THAT ACTUALLY SHOOTS.
HOPEFULLY WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.
"MISUSE CAN RESULT IN INJURY."
GOOD THING WE NEVER MISUSE ANYTHING HERE.
Mauro: HI. HOW ARE YOU?
HOW YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU?
AND THEN, ANOTHER CAKE IS GONNA BE ACTUALLY SENT TO AFGHANISTAN.
SO, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU GUYS?
***: MY WIFE AND I WANT TO SEND A CAKE
OVER TO MY UNIT THAT'S STILL IN AFGHANISTAN.
I GOT SHOT THROUGH THE HAND AND TOOK SOME SHRAPNEL.
I CAME BACK TO HEAL UP,
AND THEY'RE STILL OVER THERE FIGHTING THE FIGHT.
SO, I WANT TO ALLOW THEM TO BE A PART OF OUR CELEBRATION.
IT'S A REALLY COOL THING THAT'S HAPPENING
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA, LIKE, SIMULCAST TO EACH OTHER
SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN ENJOY THE CELEBRATION TOGETHER.
WE'RE ALL GONNA EAT CAKE TOGETHER IN AFGHANISTAN
AND IN NEW YORK CITY.
THAT'S COOL.
THAT'S NICE.
YOU CAN HELP US LOGISTICALLY A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT?
YOU COULD.
CAKE'S GONNA HAVE TO STAY FRESH FOR ABOUT THREE OR FOUR DAYS
WITHOUT REFRIGERATION.
THREE OR FOUR DAYS.
WELL, FROM HERE TO AFGHANISTAN.
WELL, I GOT TO TALK TO BUDDY, AND WHATEVER WE DO --
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO YET.
I GOT TO SEE WHAT BUDDY COMES UP WITH,
BUT I CAN GUARANTEE YOU, IT'S GONNA BE THE BOMB.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
I'M VERY EXCITED.
THANK YOU.
APPRECIATE IT. NICE TO MEET YOU.
AND THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU GUYS DO, MAN.
YOU GUYS DO A GREAT JOB.
[ AIR HISSING ]
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
OOH. [ CHUCKLES ]
LET'S GO 40. LET'S GO 40.
40 IS GONNA BE -- 40's GONNA BREAK SOMETHING, MAN.
OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT'S FOR?
THAT'S WHAT I'M USING IT FOR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THREE, TWO, ONE.
FIRE!
[ Laughing ] WHOA!
[ CHEERING ]
BUDDY, PAY ATTENTION.
MY KIDS ARE STARTING TO PLAY SOFTBALL AND BASEBALL,
SO SOFIA PLAYS SOFTBALL.
Lisa: SOFIA, EYE ON THE BALL!
BUDDY PLAYS BASEBALL.
LOOK AT THE BATTER, BUDDY.
MY WIFE RUNS AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITHOUT A HEAD
TRYING TO GO TO ONE FIELD TO THE NEXT FIELD,
AND IT'S JUST SO HARD FOR US TO ALWAYS BE THERE.
SO I ALWAYS TRY TO GO TO EITHER BUDDY'S GAME OR SOFIA'S GAME
OR, YOU KNOW, SWITCH IT UP
SO THAT WE GET TO SEE ALL THEM PLAY.
GOOD JOB!
MY DAUGHTER'S SOFTBALL TEAM
IS HAVING THEIR LAST GAME OF THE SEASON,
SO I FIGURED I WANT TO MAKE A GREAT CAKE FOR ALL THE KIDS.
COME ON, GIRLS. GOOD JOB.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Woman: NUMBER 43.
SO, WHY DON'T WE JUST BUILD OUT THE DIAMOND ON TOP OF HERE?
YOU KNOW, LIKE, JUST BUILD ANOTHER...
YOU WANT TO DO IT AS A WEDGE
SO WE GOT A LITTLE MORE DIMENSION TO IT?
WE'LL HAVE SOME DIMENSION AND DEPTH TO IT.
HERE'S YOUR DIAMOND, AND THEN THIS IS YOUR OUTFIELD.
ON THE SIDES HERE, WE'LL DO TWO SOFTBALLS.
THEN WE'LL DO THE JERSEYS, AND THEN THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, MICKEY MANTLE, LET ME GO TO TOWN HERE.
SO, I DON'T WANT TO DO
JUST, LIKE, AN OLD-FASHIONED, FLAT BASEBALL DIAMOND.
WHAT I DID WAS I KIND OF LIKE CARVED THE DIAMOND OUT OF IT
AND KIND OF LIKE RAISED IT UP
SO THAT THE FIELD WAS KIND OF IN THE BACKGROUND.
IT WAS JUST KIND OF LIKE A DIFFERENT IDEA,
KIND OF LIKE ENHANCE THE BASEBALL DIAMOND.
SEE, LOOK, I DIDN'T EVEN WASTE ANY CAKE.
IT'S LIKE A REGULATION FIELD.
IT'S LIKE YANKEE STADIUM OVER HERE.
THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY TURNING OUT HOW I WANTED IT.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE IDEAS HOW THINGS ARE GONNA WORK,
BUT THEY DON'T ALWAYS COME OUT WHEN YOU DO THEM.
AND I WAS KIND OF HAVING THAT PROBLEM WITH THIS CAKE.
EQUALS...38.
SO, IF IT'S SEVEN FEET LONG, THEN IT'S 38 INCHES WIDE.
YEAH.
SO, FOR THIS ARMY CAKE, WE'RE GONNA DO A GIANT TANK.
THESE GUYS KNOW WHAT THEIR TANKS LOOK LIKE.
I MEAN, THEY'RE IN THEM, THEY DRIVE THEM,
THEY DO EVERYTHING WITH THEM.
THESE TANKS GOT TO LOOK DEAD ON.
IT'S A SQUAT TANK.
DUDE, IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A TANK.
CAN WE GET A REAL GUN?
WE COULD.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE.
Mary: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TESTING OUT THE TANK.
WHAT TANK?
THIS IS A TANK CAKE FOR THE U.S. ARMY.
CAN IT SHOOT?
YEAH, YOU WANT TO SHOOT IT?
YEAH, LET ME SHOOT IT.
WELL, WHO AM I TRYING TO SHOOT?
YOU CAN HIT ME.
I'LL TAKE A HIT WITH IT.
ALL RIGHT. CAN I HAVE A PRACTICE SHOT?
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MIGHT JOIN THE ARMY JUST TO PLAY WITH THIS.
Buddy: LET ME EXPLAIN TO ANTHONY WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO.
YOU NEED TO FILL THIS CAKE.
THIS CAKE IS FOR AMERICA.
FOR THE ARMY.
THE ARMY'S HAVING A BIG BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
IN TIMES SQUARE, NEW YORK, BABY.
SEE HOW IT'S DIFFERENT HEIGHTS?
YOU'RE GONNA FILL IT FROM HERE TO HERE,
PROBABLY IN THREE, THEN FOUR,
AND THEN THE BACK WILL BE FIVE OR SIX...
Anthony: OKAY.
...SO THAT YOU GET THAT STEP DOWN.
Mary: ANTHONY, YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU?
I'D RATHER YOU JUST NOT HELP AND SAY YOU DID.
YOU DO THE EDGE, I'LL DO THE MIDDLE.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS FUN, ACTUALLY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THOUGH?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M FILLING.
NO. THIS DOESN'T GET ANOTHER LAYER.
THIS IS IT.
IT'S GONNA GO THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
THIS IS GETTING DIRTY-ICED.
ALL RIGHT, SO, THEN, WE GOT TO TAKE THIS OFF.
AH.
WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
Anthony: OKAY.
THANKS, MARY.
HOW ARE YOU? PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, BROTHER.
GOOD. GOOD.
SO, HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
DOING WELL.
ENJOYING NEW YORK, AND...
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
Mauro: PLAYING TOURIST A LITTLE BIT.
Buddy: LIEUTENANT *** WAS IN AFGHANISTAN.
HE GOT HURT, OKAY, AND HE'S HOME,
AND HE'S STILL THINKING ABOUT HIS TROOP.
LIKE, HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE GETTING CAKE
AND THEY'RE GETTING THE RESPECT THAT THEY DESERVE.
AS LONG AS THERE'S A PLANE GOING,
WE'LL MAKE SOMETHING THAT CAN TRAVEL TO AFGHANISTAN,
AND WE'LL DO SOMETHING AWESOME.
ALL RIGHTY?
I REALLY NEVER SENT CAKE OVERSEAS,
SO I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING PROBABLY FLAT
SO THAT IT WON'T GET DAMAGED IN TRANSPORT,
AND I WANT TO USE A FILLING
THAT I KNOW THAT COULD BE REFRIGERATED
OR SIT AT ROOM TEMPERATURE.
OH, BOY.
SO, WHAT MADE YOU JOIN THE ARMY?
WELL, FIRST, I NEEDED MONEY FOR SCHOOL,
SO THEY PAY FOR COLLEGE IF I DID ROTC IN COLLEGE.
AND WE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU GUYS DO FOR US.
IT'S NOT EASY OVER THERE, MY FRIEND.
APPRECIATE IT.
OUR CAKE'S GOING TO AFGHANISTAN?
HOW COOL IS THAT?
***: AIR FORCE IS HELPING OUT.
AIR FORCE.
YOU KNOW I'M A LITTLE PARTIAL TO THOSE FLYBOYS.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU GUYS DO FOR US.
COULD ACTUALLY GO WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BROWN, TOO.
TRIGGER FINGER.
YOU'LL GET A FEEL FOR IT. JUST BE CAREFUL.
TRY NOT TO SPILL IT ON YOURSELF.
JUST LIKE THIS. LOOK.
Buddy: SO, TO ACHIEVE, LIKE, A CAMOUFLAGE LOOK
ON THESE SHEET CAKES,
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS KIND OF LIKE AIRBRUSH IT.
YOU KNOW, AND THEN WE'LL PUT A LITTLE BROWN, A LITTLE BLACK,
A LITTLE GREEN, A LITTLE BEIGE, AND JUST KIND OF LIKE
MIX THE COLORS UP.
THAT'S WHAT THE ARMY GUYS WEAR.
THEY WEAR CAMO,
SO I THINK IT'S KIND OF FITTING TO MAKE A CAMO SHEET CAKE.
I KNOW THIS CAKE HAS GOT TO GO FAR AWAY.
I JUST HOPE IT MAKES IT THERE.
IS THE CAKE GOING IN THERE?
Brandy: YEAH, I THINK SO.
OH, NICE.
THAT'S AWESOME.
***: IT LOOKS AMAZING,
AND I THINK THE GUYS ARE JUST GONNA LOVE IT,
AND THEN, WHEN THEY'RE LOOKING BACK OVER HERE
AT WHAT WE'RE DOING IN TIMES SQUARE,
THEY'LL JUST, I THINK, FEEL A PART, YOU KNOW,
OF EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON BACK HERE.
WE'RE HANDING THIS OFF TO YOU, MAN.
TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF IT.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. YOU GET ON THAT END.
YOU GOT IT?
Buddy: SO, THE AIR FORCE IS GONNA FLY THIS CAKE
OVER TO AFGHANISTAN IN ONE OF THEIR C-5 AIRPLANES.
TAKE CARE OF IT, GUYS.
IT TAKES A DAY JUST TO FLY OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW, BY THE TIME IT LANDS AND IT GOES TO THE OUTPOST,
YOU'RE TALKING TWO TO THREE DAYS JUST TO GET THERE.
THERE IT GOES.
Joey: THAT'S BIG.
IT'S A FOOTBALL FIELD TAKING OFF.
YEAH.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
GONNA FILL THIS TRANSITION A LITTLE MORE OVER HERE.
YEAH, I AM.
MY DAUGHTER'S SOFTBALL TEAM IS HAVING
THEIR LAST GAME OF THE SEASON, AND I WANT TO MAKE A CAKE.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY TURNING OUT HOW I WANTED IT, BUT...
YOU KNOW, IN RETROSPECT,
I PROBABLY WOULD'VE DID A FLAT DIAMOND THAN DOING,
YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE RAISED THING, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU LIVE AND LEARN.
THE IDEA SOUNDED BETTER THAN IT REALLY WAS COMING.
IT WAS A LITTLE HARDER.
SO I JUST HAD TO KEEP PUSHING AND TRY TO GET IT TO WORK.
OKAY, WE'LL GO UP ON AND JUST WRAP AS FAR AS WE CAN.
WELL, LET'S PUT THE DIAMOND ON NEXT AFTER THAT.
I NEED IT TO KIND OF LOOK PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW,
JUST KIND OF LIKE ENHANCE THE BASEBALL DIAMOND.
OKAY.
THAT'S GOOD.
WE GOT TO PUT THE JERSEYS ON.
WE'VE -- WE'VE DONE BETTER CAKES.
THAT'S FOR MY POOR DAUGHTER.
WE'VE -- WE'VE DONE BETTER CAKES.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S FOR MY POOR DAUGHTER.
MAYBE WE CAN PUT A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN IT.
THE CUBANS?
I THINK THAT'LL BE COOL.
WE'LL, YOU KNOW...PFFT!
THE END OF THE DAY,
I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT WAS THE BEST CAKE I EVER MADE,
BUT IT WAS FROM THE HEART.
IT WAS FOR MY DAUGHTER AND HER TEAM,
AND I THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE HAPPY WITH IT.
[ GIRLS CHANTING "CAKE" ]
[ GIRLS CHANTING "WE WANT CAKE" ]
[ CHEERING ]
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK, HUH?
PRETTY COOL.
WELL, YOU GIRLS PLAYED SO WELL THIS SEASON,
AND WE MADE YOU THIS GREAT CAKE.
AND WE WANT TO THANK ALL THE COACHES
FOR ALL THEIR HARD WORK, RIGHT?
THEY'RE GOOD COACHES.
EVERY ONE OF YOUR JERSEYS ARE ON THERE WITH YOUR LAST NAME.
ALL RIGHT?
WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?
[ CHEERING ]
ALL RIGHT, HONEY. HERE'S YOUR PIECE.
SO, THE FIREWORKS GO OFF, AND AS SOON AS THEY GO OFF,
FIRST THING, I'M LIKE, "WHO WANTS TO EAT SOME CAKE?"
LET'S CUT THIS UP. D-D-D-DA!
[ Chuckling ] SO NOBODY CAN SEE IT.
Sofia: I LIKED THE CAKE.
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE CAKE WAS THE JERSEYS.
I LIKE HOW HE INCORPORATED ALL THE GIRLS ON THE CAKE,
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT.
THIS WASN'T ABOUT A CAKE.
IT WAS ABOUT MY DAUGHTER AND HER TEAM
HAVING AN AWESOME SOFTBALL SEASON,
AND I'M SO PROUD OF ALL THEM.
COACHES, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
WE APPRECIATE IT.
THE GIRLS PLAYED SO GOOD THIS YEAR,
AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAD TO PUT UP WITH NOT ONLY THE GIRLS
BUT THE PARENTS.
HEY, COME ON. I WASN'T THAT BAD.
HERE'S THE BOTTOM.
YEAH.
THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE ON THIS CAKE -- IT'S JUST THE PURE SIZE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GINORMOUS, GINORMOUS CAKE,
AND IT'S GOT TO WORK.
IT'S GOT TO DO WHAT IT'S GOT TO DO,
AND IT'S FOR OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN THE ARMY.
THIS CAKE HAS GOT TO BE GREAT.
GUIDE THE WHEELS IN.
OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DO THE WHEELS GO ON THE LIP?
JUST MAKE SURE WE DON'T HIT THE CAKE.
YOU'RE NOT HITTING THE CAKE ON THIS SIDE.
NO.
WAIT, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SHOOT THE CONFETTI IN HERE?
YEP.
THAT MEANS THERE'S GONNA BE CONFETTI EVERYWHERE.
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES I THINK THINGS ARE BAD IDEAS?
YEAH.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Buddy: WHAT I NEED THE CANNON TO DO
IS KIND OF LIKE SHOOT SOME CONFETTI,
AND JUST KIND OF LIKE BE PRETTY AND, YOU KNOW,
JUST ADD A LITTLE EXTRA TO IT, YOU KNOW?
READY?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
DUDE!
I'M SHOOTING SOME CONFETTI.
READY?
WE READY?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
OH!
DUDE!
[ Chuckling ] YEAH. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
Mauro: YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, THOUGH?
YOU GOT TO PUT -- YOU GOT TO FILL IT ALL IN
SO THAT IT'S, LIKE...
GOT TO PACK THAT UP.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S FINISH THIS OFF.
THIS ONE IS RIGHT ABOUT HERE SOMEWHERE.
Buddy: I MEAN, MOST OF THE TANK IS MADE OUT OF CAKE.
I MEAN, ALL THE SIDES, THE TOP, AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
YOU COULD PROBABLY FEED, I'D SAY, ABOUT LIKE 1,000 PEOPLE.
Buddy: DID YOU JUST AIRBRUSH MY BACK?
Mauro: HUH? NO.
OH, MAN. IT LOOKS GOOD, GUYS.
YOU GUYS DID A GREAT JOB.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE DO A LOT OF CAKES FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE AND A LOT OF REASONS,
BUT ALL THESE TROOPS REALLY, REALLY DESERVE IT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA BE EATING CAKE
WITH SOLDIERS IN AFGHANISTAN VIA SIMULCAST.
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY COOL.
SO, GOD BLESS THE ARMY, BABY.
I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO, YOU CUT ME,
AND I BLEED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE.
I AM SO PSYCHED TO DO A CAKE FOR THE ARMY BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
OUR MEN AND WOMEN WHO SERVE OUR COUNTRY --
THEY JUST DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT.
SO, LET'S GET THIS CAKE TO THEM.
LET'S DO IT.
GRAB IT FROM THOSE SIDE 2x4s.
READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.
WE'RE CLEAR ON THE FRONT, RIGHT, J.?
YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE GOOD ALL THE WAY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
YOU WANT IT AT AN ANGLE?
ALL THE WAY TO THE WALL.
Raymond: TODAY IS ABOUT THE 237th BIRTHDAY OF OUR ARMY,
BUT IT REPRESENTS THE MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS
OF MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE SERVED THIS COUNTRY,
AND IT'S AN HONOR FOR US TO REPRESENT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.
THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEREMONY, WE LOOK UP
AND WE SEE LIEUTENANT ***'S BATTALION IN AFGHANISTAN.
Mayville: ON BEHALF OF REGIONAL COMMAND EAST
HERE IN BAGRAM, AFGHANISTAN,
WE'RE EXCITED TO SHARE THIS TRADITION WITH YOU
OF CUTTING THE ARMY'S BIRTHDAY CAKE.
I MEAN, THAT WAS THE BEST PART.
KNOWING THOSE TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN
KNEW HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE THEM MADE MY DAY.
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARMY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Buddy: WHEN I SAW THE LOOK ON LIEUTENANT ***'S FACE
WHEN HE LOOKED UP AT THE JUMBOTRON AND SAW HIS BATTALION,
YOU COULD TELL HIS HEART WAS THERE.
I MEAN, THAT JUST MADE THIS WHOLE EVENT WORTH IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Raymond: THE CAKE FOR OUR TIMES SQUARE CELEBRATION
WAS SPECIALLY PREPARED FOR US BY MR. BUDDY VALASTRO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GRAB RIGHT ON THERE. COME ON IN.
GET IN THERE. GET IN THERE, GUYS.
ONE...
CAN WE HIT IT PRETTY HARD?
WE CAN HIT IT HARD. GO RIGHT THROUGH IT.
READY? ONE, TWO, THREE.
IN. YEAH!
YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
YOU, TOO. HOW YOU DOING?
HI. HOW YOU DOING?
EXCELLENT.
THANKS SO MUCH. I MEAN, THIS CAKE WAS AMAZING, AND --
LOOKS PRETTY COOL.
AND GETTING THE ONE TO AFGHANISTAN.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CAKE MADE IT TO AFGHANISTAN,
AND THEY LOOK GREAT.
I'M SURE THEY DEVOURED IT, TOO, SO...
***: THE CAKE LOOKS AWESOME.
IT'S HUGE.
I THINK IT'S WHAT BUDDY PROMISED IT WAS GONNA BE.
AND IT'S JUST SPECTACULAR,
AND I THINK EVERYBODY WAS BLOWN AWAY BY IT.
Buddy: YOU KNOW WHAT A SENSE OF PRIDE AND PATRIOTISM I FELT?
ARMY'S BIRTHDAY, TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN EATING MY CAKE.
I MEAN, IT JUST ALL CAME TOGETHER.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED IT.
HOPEFULLY, WE DIDN'T GET YOU WITH THE CONFETTI.
I KNOW WE GOT SOMEBODY REAL GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
WE GOT A BUNCH OF THEM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ARMY, BABY.