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***, it's the same thing everytime...
YOU!! Tired of scraping dried toothpaste in the sink every morning?
Then take a look at our new Super Teeth +9000!!
Super Teeth +9000... cool...
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!! SUPEBHGV TJHET +GF9000!!
Check it out, now with a new design!!
Tired of costantly wasting your toothpaste? I was too, so i got the POWEEER!!
Look, look at its structure!!
An OLED screen, capable of displaying everything!!
Wether you have to poop, your aunt's coming over,
a tornado's about to strike, this will tell you in advance!!
We've put also this lightbulb that turns On and Off then... NOTHING ELSE!
An incorporated watch!!
Circuits and... uhm...
But i guess you're wondering "What does that magnificent piece of equipment run on?"!!
I'll tell you, Diesel, VIN DIESEL!!
IT'S AMAZIIIING!!!
AWESOOOOOOME!!
Get outta here, you worthless slave!!
Ok, so here's how it works!!
Take THIS, then shove it INSIDE HEEEERE!!
AND THEN
TOUCHDOWN!!
Wow! How cool!
IT WORKS!!
Yeah, now go get one yourself!!
Made by Heavy Machine-gun Inc.