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We are gathered here for ... Austro-Hungarian union
The reborn of Austro-Hungarian empire
Since Austria is very Austria is very stingy, let's skip to the vows
DO NOT LEAVE
¿Austria do you accept Hungary as your wife
do you promise to be loyal in health,in sickness
For the rest of your life?
Does that include war?
Yes
even in her *** and cramping, her scolded,
When she needs to wash, clean
You will have to do all that
When she is sick you will have to be there
I mean it won't be cool if you do not do everything
I Do
Hungary Do you accept Austria as your husband
do you promess to be loyal in health, in sickness
for the rest of your life?
Are you aware that you will give him beer when he requests
and allow him to watch soccer with his friends.
I do
the bow
If someone wants to oppose this marriage will suffer the Hungarian wrath
You may kiss the Bride
rings are missing ...
Oh, look I just got married
Now
You may kiss the bride