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"Dude, I'm so bored." "Yeah, me too."
See anything good on TV?
I did see this thing with these guys. They went into the woods to look for something.
I did see this thing with these guys. They went into the woods to look for something.
But it was all medieval themed. What was it called...
"I think it was like 'The Moldy Whale' or something." "Dude, we should try to find that."
"Well, ya wanna go try to find it?" "Sure."
Let's go that way. We'll probably find it this way.
"How's your mom doing?" "Why?"
"No reason." "How is your mom doing?"
I don't know, you should ask her.
Seriously,
Chances are, we're not gonna find it.
That movie was based on a real true fake story.
They did go in the woods, though.
Mainly because they had to take a break.
I gotcha.
Let's keep going.
Wait, dude who's that?
In front of your house?
Dude, I think we found the moldy whale. Let's try to sneak in and get it.
Grab a stick!
Remember Frank, if you get too close, it will grab it
And sucker punch you.
I'll stay back here in case something remarkable happens.
Looks like somebody's tooling around.
(Scream) Holy sh--
We need a new idea.
Cameraman: Sir, I have a question.
If I die in this documentary, will I get paid?
'Cause that thing,
It's very weird and might kill me.
I don't care.
Okay.
I'm not paying you to sit around and do nothing.
"And I'm not paying you to be a big meanie!" "Come to think about it, I'm not paying you at all."
I thought I was getting paid...
This instance economy. Let's keep going.
"Remember, it's my turn, so you stay back and let me try something." "You're gonna die."
"You're gonna die." "Hey wait, turn around, he's gonna hump you!"
Maybe I should try. You take the camera.
Um, cameraman?
Your job is to stay behind the camera.
Oh yeah, well your job is to shut up!
Well, now both of us will try. We'll try to comfort him.
I don't want to comfort some hobo!
I'll comfort him, I'm good at comforting. (Scream) OH!
"Obviously none of this is working." "I'll comfort him, but only because he's probably not a hobo if he's sitting right in front of a house."
Wait dude, I have a better idea.
We gotta pokeman battle him! (Pokemon music plays)
"Frank, we need a plan." "Yeah, why don't I just use my pokeman skills?"
Alright tennis ball, I choose you!
Ah!
FINISH HIM!
Alright Renato, you heard the overly loud voice-over!
Finish him!
What do ya want me to do?
Kick him in his batteries?
RENATALITY!
Well, we did it but
I don't think that's how the movie ended... OH YEAH!
It's called "The Holy Grail!"
Well, even after all this,
All we did was beat up this poor little hobo, go on an adventure, and do nothing!
And we found this stupid cup.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Where'd you get this cup?
Oh I found it on the ground over there while you kicked the hobo in the ***.
Oh.
Does that mean we did it?
I think we did it.
Wait, what's that? Button: That was easy.
I'm so bored... NYAH!
What?
Cut it.
I did see this one thing where these people went to look for something...