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Hello, I'm Seth and I'm a werewolf and I'm one of the stars of this upcoming show...
...Monsters Anonymous.
Hi, my name's Bob and I'm a vampire.
And I'm THE star of Monsters Anonymous...
...no matter what Seth may tell you.
I'm Nicodemus. I'm an invisible scientist. Long story.
And I'm one of the stars- Stars, really?- of Monsters Anonymous.
And... I'm also over here.
*dun dun DUNNN*
Um, I think this show's about a group of people...
...that unexpectingly come together and they sort of...
...just kinda of melt. Just kind of gel. You know what I'm saying?
And they form a family.
I hate my family.
Nick: Family? Suppose you could say that. If you've had a few.
Bob and Seth are like brothers to me.
Bob in the obvious way, in that he's an annoying git.
Seth's... more like a brother-in-law, actually.
In that... he's like Bob's husband.
I'm- I'm sorry, I mean, I'm- I'm not...
...y-you know... I've had plenty of...
I've dated.
Girls.
He said WHAT?
What the hell, man?
Why is Seth the husband?
*dun dun DUNNN*
I really don't like the way this commercial is going.
I mean, people are going to think it's some kind of pseudo-documentary.
But it's not!
I mean, they're gonna think we're totally ripping off the Office.
I mean, like, "Oh, Bob's going to say something extremely awkward..."
And then the camera's gonna whip over to me and I'm gonna make the "Jim Face."
Interviewer: Would you like something to drink?
Uh, no... I drank a kid on the way over.
Nick: I'm also doing the "Jim Face."
*dun dun DUNNN*
*loud snore*
Ow! This thing's sharp!