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Chapter 15 - saving Private Shrek. Fast-forward 15 years. Keanu now lived a simple life, you
know growing up in the forests of Siberia fighting alongside kid soldiers from Sierra
Leone, Keanu had made some friends while enjoying his stay with the monks at the training grounds,
he only knew them for a short time, but it was as if they had all met in a different
lifetime. Their names were, Ice cubes or Ice for short, or at least that's what we all
called him. He was orphaned at the tender age 13 months so he never knew his birth name.
He was a true warrior, both in mind and physical appearance; he had the amazing talent of growing
a white beard at the age of 5. Boscage, the tracker of the group small and nimble, a bit
of a bookworm, but he was a valued member nonetheless. Last but not least was the assassin
of our small squad she was named Cveta a quiet girl with daddy issues, a deadly sniper, who
refused to take anything short of a headshot. The training that the team faced was vigorous
and difficult. From fighting starving wolves in a pitch-black room, to fighting their comrades
until one of them broke a limbs off. It only made sense since they would be taking on Monsanto
and their legion of small nations. After training for many years, the team was ready for deployment
now they just need to wait. Not to long after the squad graduated from training, the President
of the United States requested their assistance with a small problem. Russia had made a treaty
with Cuba, to hold on to some their nuclear warheads and prepare to use them in a full-scale
war against the USA. John F. Kennedy requested to have an elite group be formed to assassinate
Fidel Castro the attack would later be known as the Bay of Pigs invasion because most of
the people sent there were police officers. My squad was chosen to deliver the final blow.
As we sat in the pentagon getting briefed on the operation, a messenger man had arrived
and told us that the Ogre lord was being held hostage in Cuba. We had no choice now Monsanto
was getting ready to start the apocalypse. As part of the agreement my mom wanted me
to be involved in a global affair for the good of mankind, luckily for me this moment
had arrived. Intelligence told us that Monsanto had created the nation of Russia to use its
large number citizens and land mass to conduct experiments. Due to bad weather over the coast
if we wanted to sneak into Cuba undetected we would to fly on the back of an albatross
for 64 hours. Luckily this were no ordinary albatrosses, we saved them from one of Monsanto's
laboratories so they had a wingspan of 64 meters! We landed on the hills just next to
the armored fortress. The plan was almost set. Ice pulled out a flare gun from his dodo
bird knapsack, fired it in the air at that moment the ground shook, thousands of police
officers removed their active camouflage and ran down the mountainside towards the base,
they were simply there to help us get through the front doors. After waiting for hours the
Cuban army had run out of ammo and were easy pickings for our pigs, their bones easily
breaking beneath their massive weight the pigs.They swarmed the compound forcing their
way in, through any hole that they found. At last one of them had discovered a secret
dungeon under the master bedroom. "Finally!" I exclaimed we could get the heck outta here.
As my squad and I made our way through the compound, nothing but brain matter and blood
splattered all over the walls, the smell was much worse than what we saw. We could see
the opening of the dungeon I ordered the pigs to stand guard. As we began our descent into
the dungeon we could hear a faint Scottish voice yelling, calling out for help. We quickly
ran to see who it was. We couldn't believe it, Monsanto scientists had the Ogre lord
hooked up to a machine that was draining him of his onion juices to power the nuclear warheads,
rows upon rows of tubing coming out of his back, and a large mask that was injecting
some sort of blue paste. Before I could give the command to open fire, Boscage, Ice, and
Cveta all began firing at the scientists and guards. One by one their bodies hit the floor,
dead, cold, lifeless. After another bloody mess we quickly removed Shrek from that terrible
machine, he was weak and could barely walk, I ordered them to carry him while I took point.
I decided it would be best to retrace our steps and go back the way we came in. As we
began the great escape I heard over our radio that Monsanto was launching creatures and
that we were losing a lot of men. I ordered them to hold out and try to defend the LZ
so we could extract the VIP target after killing the priority target. It was no use, they went
dark. We had finally reached the entrance to the dungeon; I could not believe what I
was seeing. I saw my piglets fighting off what looked like aliens! Large skinny gray
men with two large bulging eyes. I shot them all, and after investigating I realized that
it was a costume party. No matter, there was no time for tears I still had to escort the
VIP target. We began to make our way outside, HQ informed me that the LZ was hot and we
had to move to the docks. When we arrived to the docks. The albatross was waiting for
us. Ice, Boscage, Cveta and Shrek all managed to climb on board, right before I was attacked
by a Kraken! It grabbed me with its tentacles and as it threw me onto the docks with great
force I yelled out "I'll be back!" It must have been at least 150 feet tall, it's roar
was disorientating and I struggled to stay on my feet. Another one of Monsanto's creations,
I yelled out " HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE FUNDING?!?" Its tentacles failed around and almost hit
the albatross; they had no choice but to leave me behind. I would have to find a way to destroy
this creature. Before I could think of anything I heard a loud explosion coming from the heavens.
The Kraken's tentacle lunged out at me, I quickly dodged the Kraken's tentacle and looked
to the sky, it appeared as though a meteorite was falling on top of the beast. I was wrong
it was a bee, 3,000 pounds of pure awesome, landed on the shore, It was CHERNOBYL BEE
the only thing to have survived the escape from Monsanto's Chernobyl division, their
most secure laboratory. Before I could call out to the great titan of the skies, he flew
up into the air and dive-bombed right into the Kraken and they both exploded. I was in
shock, my ears were ringing and I couldn't see, everything was spinning my eyes had trouble
adjusting to what I just saw, my brain couldn't process. Chunks of meat and bumblebee fell
all over the dock and on the shore. I must have waited there for a good twenty minutes
in shock, after I came to my senses I got up, gathered my things, and made my way to
the LZ. After walking for about 10 minutes the debris from the great short battle stopped
falling out of the sky. I tried my radio. I was in luck it worked! I gave Boscage my
coordinates and I was the albatross was at my location in no time. As I climbed aboard
I had asked "Did you see what happened down there?" Boscage replied, "No, we did not,
it was our priority to make sure that we got Shrek immediate medical attention." My eyes
grew wide "I forgot about him! What happened to Shrek? Did he make it out alright?" Cveta
response was a bit sassy; as usual "He's the Ogre Lord, duh, of course he made it out alright."
With a sigh of relief I told them what had happened on the beach. Ice said in a harsh
tone "Dang son, that's crazy yo, know what I'm saying thou? Yeah no? aight, but what
about Castro? We just gonna leave him here safe and sound after what his men did to Shrek?"
I thought about it for some time. Ice was right. Castro should be brought to justice
for crimes against Ogre-anity. I called up Kowalki in outer haven and asked him for a
"special order"