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Today, I've brought you something extraordinarily horrible:
"High School Musical"
"Buildable Photo Frames" by Tomy and of course Disney
because they've invented all the stuff this is licensed from.
I've got as much interest in "High School Musical"
as I have in fly fishing, so for the sake of everyone's
sanity, let's get this done with quickly.
I'll assume that inside of this ball
is a photo frame.
And you can likely mess up the entire zen of your home with it.
Let's see. Bam!
Well, like I said, it's a photo frame.
Hmm. But no instructions included?
Well ... oh great. Seriously ...
how tough can sticky tape be. Aha!
What do we have here ... I mean, who's this?!
Except for him looking extremely ... handsome.
Good Lord! It's ... Troy! Uhuh ...
Who's Troy? Probably some guy from "High School Musical".
Possibly he sings. To music.
And I bet there's some sort of love story around him
which I won't indulge in because I have no idea anyway.
But considering it's Disney, I'd not expect too much. How does that work? Ah ...
Okay ... this goes here ...
and this ... hell, this doesn't fit together at all. Christ!
Technical difficulties.
There!
Now we put a sign on it so everyone
knows who this young fellow is
and then ... click!
we have ...
Troy. Great!
What's this?
"Open and dispose of?" I'll be sure
to do that. This is likely the ...
oh man, this is the cover for the
photo, looks like you're supposed
to put your own photo next to this handsome guy.
Unfortunately, the cover is so scratched you can barely
see your photo, and you'd look old and wrinkled and
you'd sit there and wonder why you're next to this poor fellow.
(laughs) By the way, I got another one, and ...
oh God, it's Troy! Again!
Great job, Disney! I really don't know
where you find all these fellows, but
who would ruin one's appartment with this?
Makes me want to throw up a little.
Well, that's it for now, see you later!