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Ashley Dupre might be starring in a new reality dating show it's not confirmed don't get you're
hopes up but what do you call it the New York Post basically found her laying on a beach
tanning with her mother and they went to ask her about it and Dupre only gave a coy giggle
and said no comment when she was asked about the reality show plans but her mother kind
of made it a little more apparent that she is going to star in a reality show when she
said you'll have to follow her out to L.A. so basically who wants to fall in love with
Ashley Dupre when you could just pay a couple hundred bucks for her earlier and you could
have just got it not a couple hundred bucks forty three hundred bucks forty three four
thousand three hundred man that is a night to sleep with that girl everytime I think
of that story I think who would pay that kind of money for a *** man Spitzer that is
so Elliot Spitzer stupid that's the thing part of the story that I object to the most
anyway so now people are going to pretend that they love her on TV and try to compete
for her affection like Tila Tequilla and all those other shows anyway this comedy website
twenty three six has a poll on what they should name the show I should've come up with some
of my own but I was to lazy to but anyway A Shot at *** with Ashley Dupre, *** Swap,
Ejaculating with the Stars, Who Wants to Be a Hundredaire, Help I'm Having *** when he
only paid for a *** get me out of here, Trading Fluids [laughing] Top Gubernaterial
***, Oral or No Oral, Project Alleyway, Are You Smarter Than a Jersey Shank, they
have a lot of options here we're not going to finish them up okay, other options for
Ashley Dupre's dating show the Price is Right that's funny Beauty and the Self Destructive
Fugly *** Politician, the Mole on his ***, The Forty Three Hundred Dollar Pyramid, what
I don't get that one you know the Sixty Four Thousand Dollar Pyramid oh okay you know the
forty three hundred dollar pyramid iron *** I survived a Japanese Buckakee at the Four
Seasons Extreme Makeover Home Wrecker edition VH1s awesomely bad gonorrhea and finally Cops
[laughing] some of those were funny nicely done alright so that's the Ashley Dupre look
coming to a TV screen near you we'll only do about twenty eight more stories on her.