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Do you need anything else, sir?
More bread, perhaps?
Not bread, but l will take
another of these.
And you don't have to call me sir.
lt creeps me out.
Yes, sir.
Sorry.
l'll be leaving now.
Hello.
Did you miss me?
l did, but the waitress was totally
flirting with me, so it was all right.
That sounds like fun.
-lt was, but she's not really my type.
-Good.
What is your type exactly?
Generally l tend to prefer
the brainy brunettes with brown eyes.
Can l ask you something?
Feel free.
Why did you wait so long
to ask me out?
Well, for a while there
l was otherwise engaged
but l've taken care of that now,
l promise.
Thank you.
So without further ado,
l'd like to propose a toast, if l may.
You may.
To getting to know
each other better.
Much better.
Well, Joey, that's not
the overriding message.
Yes, it is.
Ultimately, Yossarian must accept
that he's trapped in an insane world.
No, but he escapes in the end,
so there's hope.
Hope for what?
Beauty is, we don't know.
His escape is a testament
to the power of one man's struggle
against the system.
Hetson's interpretation
is much bleaker.
Why does that not surprise me?
lf all you're gonna do
on the final exam
is regurgitate everything
he said in class
you're not really developing
a mind of your own.
l'll develop a mind of my own later.
Right now l have to ace this final.
Remember a certain
incident that happened
last time l took a final
for this man?
This isn't happening.
What's wrong?
God is punishing me.
Here.
Read this.
After my long and protracted battle
with a substance-abuse problem
the heartless administration
of this esteemed university
is gonna kick me out.
-That seems pretty harsh.
-l know.
Audrey, this is just
a letter from the dean
saying if you sign up for
summer school, you can stay.
The dean can bite me, Jo.
You missed almost
an entire semester.
What am l gonna do?
l'm gonna be, like, alone here
in this box all summer.
You leave in two days, right?
Not by choice, but yeah.
Where are you going?
To negotiate.
-l don't think this is negotiable.
-Everything is negotiable.
Okay, remind me again.
You are friends with her because?
She saved my life
once in a bar in Calcutta.
Right.
She brings up
an excellent point, Eddie.
We're gonna be kicked out
of our love nest by week's end.
At which point we're gonna move
into my car
which l've got parked
down by the river.
That is not the plan.
-That's my plan.
-Oh, yeah?
l thought we were gonna work
in the Cape this summer
-live at my sister's and save money.
-Right.
And endure interrogations from your
father about my lack of prospects.
You start school in the fall at one of
the most prestigious writing programs.
Yes, yes, l know, in California.
And if we're gonna be ripped apart
by geography in three short months
l'm not gonna spend
that time bussing tables.
l've got some bigger plans in mind.
And what do these
bigger plans entail?
Oh, no.
No.
Right now, you need to
focus on one thing and one thing only.
After the exam, Jo,
all will be revealed.
Well, and what if
l can't wait that long?
l think you can.
Maybe l'll just have to use
my feminine wiles to pry it out of you.
My lips are sealed, Jo.
Nice try.
You officially suck.
Yeah, l'm pretty sure you don't wanna
mix Mountain Dew and No-Doz.
Why?
Because they both contain
a lot of caffeine, and--
That Queens of the Stone Age album
does really rock.
lt's one--
First thing you need to do
is take a deep breath.
Good.
Now, find somebody
in your class, borrow their notes, and--
Okay, yes, yes.
We're here 24I7.
You can call back anytime, okay?
All right.
Good luck.
-Rough day?
-Exams bring out the worst in people.
The important thing is
you talked him down
from Mountain Dew and No-Doz.
That can be a deadly combination.
Yeah, l've done a real service
to humanity.
Did you need something?
So this whole mad thing
hasn't worn off yet, huh?
Speak quickly, Jack.
The phone could ring, and the
problems of a feckless ex-boyfriend
aren't much compared with suicidal
anguish of graduating seniors.
Can we just stop this, please?
Can we just talk?
At least give me the same chance
you give any stranger on that phone.
Just meet with me for an hour.
For half an hour, even.
Maybe.
Maybe?
Yes.
Maybe.
l need some time to think about it.
Cool.
Very cool.
-How much time?
-l don't know.
Look, l'll call you.
Or you could just meet me down
at Hell's Kitchen tonight if you want.
l can't tonight.
l have a test tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow's fine.
Like, l don't know, what, after 8?
l'm working until 9.
So you're coming?
l said l would think about it.
Okay.
But listen, l'm busy here, so.
Sure.
Yeah.
Understood.
Good morning, gentlemen.
l had sex
with a beautiful woman last night.
This should not have happened.
She was out of my league.
l think l'm a fairly handsome guy
but not that handsome.
And l think
l'm good in bed, but not that good.
How does something
like that happen?
l'll tell you.
l'm 20 years old
and l am doing exactly what
l was put on this earth to do.
l am making money.
Hand over fist.
Faster than l know how to spend it.
And let's tell the truth.
You all came here today
because you're trying to escape
the miserable bottom-feeding
existence that you've been living
that has denied you
what is rightfully yours.
lf you want this for yourselves,
you can have it.
But l'm here to tell you, you will get
your *** kicked on a daily basis
but you will learn, and ultimately
you will do what you were put on
this earth to do, which is make money.
lf any of you are still interested
in this proposition
be here 9 a.
m.
sharp
Monday morning.
lf you are late,
do not come into my building.
Turn around, go home, and
prepare yourselves for a life in retail.
l'll see you then.
Hey, how'd it go?
How do you think?
l learned from the best.
-That's sweet.
You wanna make out?
-Maybe later.
l gotta brush my teeth.
-What the hell's that about?
-That, Mr.
Witter
is the sound of blood
rushing to the nether regions.
The Stepatech approval
went through?
Not quite yet,
but that stock is climbing.
Okay, good enough.
-Call Roger and congratulate him.
-Will do, boss.
That date with Sadia last night,
did you close the deal?
Why don't you ask those guys?
That does it, Witter.
l used to be
mildly impressed.
Now l am in awe.
Nicely done, my friend.
Nicely done.
You know, that's just what she said.
Well, that is definitely one
of the better ways to start the day.
l do have a few other tricks
up my sleeve
but l thought l'd keep it simple.
l didn't wanna blow your mind
just yet.
My God, woman,
you are way out of my league.
l know.
l know.
Hold on one sec.
-Rates across the board are pushing--
-Excuse me.
l'm sorry, but today's the day
that the FDA's ruling
on Stepatech's miracle flu thingy.
''Thingy''?
How can you be so excited
about something
that you refer to as a thingy?
l know.
l'm sorry, but l have a lot
of money wrapped up in this thingy.
And this thingy
will buy me a new car.
Maybe even a new house.
Wait a minute.
How did someone as young as you
get to be so career-obsessed?
l used to be obsessed
about a lot of other things.
Well, mostly girls, really.
And then with this one recent dalliance
probably better left in the past
l realized that a career is actually
a very healthy obsession.
No offence, of course.
None taken.
l mean, it's not like you're
my boyfriend or anything.
l have one of those, and,
quite frankly
they're overrated.
l wholeheartedly concur.
And this other girl? Well,
she doesn't know what she's missing.
Well, like l said, she's in a past life
and l'm quite happy with
the life l'm leading.
And as they say,
l always have my work.
And then there's me.
And then there's you,
which is proof positive
that there is, in fact, a god,
and that Pacey J.
Witter
is his favoured son.
What does the ''J.
'' stand for?
Wouldn't you like to know.
Oh, if you wanted me to torture you,
Pacey, all you had to do was ask.
Really?
The mark et action this morning
has been spurred
by the continued strength
of the dollar.
Against the--
And I feel that--
-So, what do you say? More coffee?
-More coffee?
How could l possibly drink
any more coffee?
We've been sitting engaged in this
pre-test caffeination for two hours now.
l didn't want you to be late,
now, did l?
l seem to recall this is how
my academic downfall began
in the first place.
lf it isn't Bonnie and Clyde.
Don't TAs usually monitor
these exams?
You've forgotten about
my bionic hearing, Mr.
Doling.
And believe it or not, l actually enjoy
proctoring my own exams.
l figure if Nabokov had time to do it
while teaching at Cornell
really, who am l to put myself
so far above the little people?
ln other words,
he derives some sick pleasure
from watching us squirm.
l can see over the last two semesters
that you've learned how to read me.
Whether or not you've acquired
a similar mastery
of postwar American literature
really remains to be seen.
You know, l never did get a chance
to thank him for his recommendation.
-You're gonna do it now?
-What's the worst that could happen?
He could be rude and ungracious,
say something unforgivable
and you could punch him
in the face again.
l'm not gonna punch him
in his face again.
What? You don't think l'm capable
of being the bigger person here?
l know that you're the bigger person.
l just think you're underestimating
how small he can be.
Well, l refuse to accept that.
Hey, Professor Hetson.
Mr.
Doling, how can l help you?
Actually, l kind of thought
maybe l'd like to thank you for
you know, helping me out
with that school thing.
You kind of thought
maybe you'd like to thank me?
Your eloquence astounds me.
l thought maybe l'd like to thank you,
but now that l've heard your tone
l'm thinking maybe l should just bail
on the whole concept.
Well, that is your specialty, isn't it?
Okay, you two.
Didn't l say this was going to happen?
Hey, he started it.
Let me know when you've returned
from the third grade.
ln the meantime
all he's trying to say is thank you.
Two simple words.
l believe the appropriate response is
''you're welcome.
'' Maybe ''good luck.
''
-Whatever.
-Whatever?
l encourage you to accept this
as it's the best you'll ever do.
-Whatever.
-Great.
My work here is done.
Now, can you please leave?
Because l fear all of this
spontaneous outpouring of emotion
is throwing me off my game.
Whatever.
Great.
Goodbye.
All right.
Bye.
Dawson Leery.
Excellent.
Put him right through.
Dawson.
What's up, man?
Hey, Pace, not much.
-Listen, l've been thinking.
-Let me guess.
You're nerv ous, right?
Nervous? Who, me?
Thousands of dollars at play
in a stock market, which,
from what l understand
can only be described
as globally weak?
No.
Who's nervous?
Okay, how about this.
Just trust me, and l promise
everything will be all right.
Have I ever let you
down in the past?
Actually, don't answer.
But seriously, though,
l'm not nervous.
l just-- l'm thinking it might
be time to cash out.
l've got film to buy,
and from what l understand
that's gonna be
my biggest expense, so.
Okay, Dawson, here's the deal.
l know that you need
to make money
and that you need to make it fast,
so l've invested you
in this biotech company
called Stepatech.
They have a miracle flu vaccine
that is up for approval
by the FDA right now
and the word on the street
is it's a shoo-in.
So if you can hold on
for just a few more days
l promise
it will be worth your while.
lt'll be like the difference between
making El Mariachi and Clerks.
Okay, well, at least that's jargon
that l understand.
l guess in the spirit of Clerks,
l could charge the film.
l've been applying for credit cards
and two came today.
l think that's what's commonly known
as a sign, my friend.
Maybe so.
Maybe so.
Okay, so we're cool here, right?
What--? l don't know.
lt's all something out of
a Mamet movie to me.
l don't know what l'm talking about,
but l trust you.
-Keep me posted.
-Will do.
Later, man.
l mean, what kind of a *** asks
for things like Lolita's married name
or what day of the week it was on
the first page of Gravity's Rainbow?
Well, l don't know, Jo.
l'd say that that depends.
-On?
-On whether you knew the answers
to those two questions.
Schiller.
-And?
-Monday.
So we're talking about
completely acing it here.
l mean, not just sliding by
or a partial ace?
-No.
-No.
l had complete and total mastery
of every arcane fact
in Hetson's universe.
So? Are we gonna celebrate
or what?
Of course.
Well, does this celebration involve
anything other than standing here?
So now that my usefulness
as your study partner has ended
you just wanna skip
to the present part.
But l thought you said
it was a surprise.
Well, you know,
presentIsurprise.
Well, whatever it is,
is it coming any time soon?
Yeah, actually.
lt is.
Here.
l wrapped it myself.
Yeah, l can see that.
You don't like it.
Oh, no.
l.
l.
Don't know what to say.
You're giving me your backpack.
Joey, it's not my backpack.
l mean, l bought this special
just for you.
ln fact, you know,
there may be something inside here.
You probably should check.
l should check?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just in case
there's an additional level of gift.
l don't get it.
That girl who was always telling me
how she could have gone to Paris.
Well, l think it's about time
that she put her money
where her mouth is.
And l'm not talking
about just Paris here, Joey.
l'm talking about Barcelona
and Madrid and Vienna and Prague
and wherever.
l mean, the sky's the limit, Jo.
And all you have to do
is just say yes.
-Are you serious?
-Completely.
l want every moment we spend
together this summer to be
historic.
And l figure the best way
to do that
is to, you know,
go to where the history is.
So, what do you say?
Oh, my God!
Yes.
Yes.
All right, Jack, l'll see you there.
Okay, l'll see you.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Thanks for coming.
Have you been waiting long?
No.
Actually, l ran into a guy
from my sociology class.
Yeah, l saw.
Look, it's not what you think.
That's completely innocent.
By which you're implying
the other thing wasn't.
You're not even gonna
give me a chance?
l mean, it's like you structured
this whole scene before you walked in.
l had two versions, actually.
Let me guess.
You're gonna use
the one where l'm the bad guy?
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
You led me on, you know.
The Halloween party
when we first met.
You led me to believe
you were one of the undead.
-lf you won't take this seriously--
-l'm being serious.
l have a serious
Tom Cruise-vampire Lestat fantasy
that l need to fulfil
while l'm still young.
Which is why
l'm breaking up with you.
-What?
-Yeah, you know it has to be done.
l was just kidding myself--
Hold on a second.
lf you think
l'm gonna let you walk out like this--
Come on, David.
This isn't
how l wanted this to turn out.
Well, guess what? lt is.
Sucks, huh?
Or maybe it doesn't.
Maybe you'll get off easy and
it's only my heart getting broken.
Why do you say things like that?
l wouldn't be here
if l didn't wanna make it work.
You're here to prove
something to yourself.
Prove what?
Look, Jack
l want what everybody wants.
l wanna be important to somebody.
Maybe you want that, too, but.
lf you do, to be honest,
l can't really see it
because all l see
when l look at you
is somebody
going through the motions
because he thinks
it's the right thing to do.
l don't know.
l just know that that
isn't enough for me.
So.
-Goodbye.
-Wait.
You're just gonna walk away?
Have a good summer, Jack,
and keep in touch.
So Prague first and then Budapest?
Or would it make more sense
the other way?
Or we could just skip central Europe
and stay longer in Spain.
No, we can't skip Prague.
We have to see the castles.
And plus, we owe it to Kafka
and Milan Kundera.
l may have to implement a rule
limiting you to one writer's grave
per country.
Well, that's never, ever going to work,
now, is it?
Why not?
Because in France, how are we gonna
choose between Proust and Flaubert?
Aren't they the same guy?
Kiss me and l promise
never to tell Hetson
you uttered such blasphemy.
Deal.
But if we do actually do this
there's something you should know
that l've never told you.
l already know.
l know you snore.
ln addition to my love for literature
l also have a great and profound
appreciation for the visual arts.
What? Like, David, Sistine Chapel,
the Mona Lisa? That type of stuff?
No, don't think you're just gonna
get away with the Renaissance.
l'm talking Picasso in Paris,
the Van Gogh Museum--
Okay.
l get it, l get it.
So what you're saying
is that you wanna do everything.
-Yes!
-Yes.
Well, everything within reason.
Within reason?
Well, yeah.
l mean,
we should be somewhat practical.
You want to be practical
about running away together?
Well, l mean, running away together
isn't as easy as it looks on TV.
l mean, believe me.
l've done it before.
We're gonna get back in the fall.
We'll be starting school.
We're gonna be completely broke.
-So?
-So that thought doesn't terrify you?
No.
Not more than the thought
of not spending the summer with you.
Or not seeing your face the first time
you see the Eiffel Tower
or London Bridge
or the Plaza San Marco in Venice.
You know, it's not like either of us
have any money now.
l mean, we're broke.
So what?
We start over.
Rebuild things from scratch.
With you in California and me here?
Yeah, and a whole lifetime's
worth of memories.
Things that will never leave us
no matter how broke we get.
Eddie.
All l'm saying is that
running away together,
no matter how romantic and magical
it all seems at the time,
it doesn't solve anything, okay?
So whatever it is
you're running from
whether it be circumstances
or geography
you know, fate, another person
it's always gonna be there
when you get back.
What would you suggest to
solve these problems, Joey?
What, do you wanna just ignore
opportunities that come our way?
No! l'm just.
l'm trying to be practical.
Which means what exactly?
Maybe we should just wait.
-You know, scale back a little.
-Scale back?
Yeah, maybe work for a month or two
and then go.
We're gonna spend
the rest of our lives working.
Yeah, and we have the entire summer
to take this trip.
Nobody said
we have to go tomorrow.
l do.
What?
You don't.
You don't even
really wanna do this, do you?
Of course l wanna do this.
Yeah, but only on your terms.
Well, whose terms am l supposed
to be doing this on, Eddie?
l mean, if l'm gonna throw my life
entirely off-course for the chance--
Oh, my-- What are you talking about,
throwing it off-course?
l'm not asking you
to throw your life off-course, Joey.
l'm talking about a summer here.
All l'm asking is that you take a leap.
Come away with me.
Like Saul Bellow or On The Road?
Eddie, those are just stories, poems.
Little pieces of unreality that
we're not meant to base our lives on.
Eventually
we always have to come back
and deal with the real world.
So what?
What are you gonna do?
You'll just sit here for your entire life
waiting for the world to come to you?
Because the point of those stories,
Joey, is that people's lives
their real lives, only begin
when they step out into the world.
And when you do that,
when you meet it head-on
maybe you change the world,
maybe you don't
but the point is,
is that it changes you.
And that is what people mean
when they talk about growing up.
So, what? lf l wanna be with you
l'm supposed to just throw all of my
previous life experience out?
l'm just supposed to stop
being who l am?
Who you are, Joey, is not some
scared little girl who's afraid
to take chances on anything.
Who's afraid to really love
because of the risk or the pain.
That does not define you
as a person.
Or maybe it does, you know?
l mean, maybe l'm crazy.
Maybe you've just blinded me.
Are you done?
You should probably find
somewhere else to sleep tonight.
Believe me,
it's like a morgue around here.
Hey, look, l took a major hit too.
All right.
l'll talk to you soon.
Do me a favour.
Stay away from open windows.
l don't wanna hear that they had
to scrape you off the sidewalk.
He didn't find that funny.
Go figure.
What the hell's happening here?
First, you're late.
Where have you been?
Forget it.
l don't wanna hear
about your exploits with Lois Lane.
-l'm depressed enough as it is.
-l'm being serious.
What's going on?
What the hell do you think,
dumb-***?
FDA issued their ruling
this morning.
Big fat rejection.
But Rich, you said Stepatech
was a sure thing.
Yeah, well, so did everyone else.
Turns out the miracle flu medication
has a bunch of nasty side effects
the FDA does not wish to inflict
on the American public.
Rich, this is a disaster.
Settle down, rookie.
l've seen worse.
l've lost more.
Get over it.
Live to trade another day.
Live to trade another day?
l've been shoving Stepatech down
my client's throats for six months.
Pacey, Stock Market 1 01 .
Biotech stocks are sketchy,
especially these days.
You're gonna get screamed
and yelled at today
but it's not your fault.
lt's just a professional hazard.
You all right?
Gonna toss your cookies?
No, no.
l'll be fine.
Listen, take a deep breath,
go back to your office
you probably have 1 00 phone calls
to return.
Listen to them, be concerned,
be sympathetic, but be strong.
And remember, they got themselves
into this mess, not you.
Got it?
Get out of here.
Get to work.
So Potter, here we are again,
right back where we started from.
Advisor.
Advisee.
And you still no closer
to having declared a major.
l didn't wanna give you
the satisfaction, but, English.
English.
l can always change it later to
something like marine biology, but.
Can l go now?
What, no interest in tripping
down memory lane with me?
Not particularly, no.
l do have other things
on my plate at the moment.
Yeah.
That first time you came
to my office here
that was your birthday, right?
-My birthday?
-Yeah.
The day before my birthday.
-So how was it?
-My birthday?
Yeah.
l'm sorry l didn't get you anything.
You know what?
l realize that this is
very exciting for you
reminding me how l wasted
an entire year of my life
and never really actually lived up
to my academic potential.
But.
You more than lived up
to your potential.
A minus?
This means.
Factoring in all your papers
from this semester and last
brings your grade
to a C plus for the year.
Just slightly above average.
You got a problem with that?
No.
No.
You know, the sad thing is
is that l almost gave you an A.
And l went back and forth about it,
and then.
Ultimately, l found your essay
on Catch-22 a little bleak.
You found it bleak?
lt's a story of hope, Joey.
l mean, this man
confronted with the absolute
absurdity of the human condition--
l mean, he's terrified to his core.
He takes a leap of faith.
He chooses life.
Here, page 461 .
Read the part that's marked.
'''They'll have to try like hell
to catch me this time.
They will.
Even if they don't find you,
what kind of way is that to live?
You'll always be alone
and you'll always live in danger
of betrayal.
l live that way now.
You can't just turn your back on all
your responsibilities and run away'
Major Danby insisted.
'lt's a negative move.
lt's escapist.
'
Yossarian laughed with buoyant scorn
and shook his head.
'l'm not running away
from my responsibilities.
l'm running to them.
There's nothing negative
about running away to save my life.
'''
As l said in class, a lot of critics
find that moment too sentimental.
An author ham-fistedly reaching in
and injecting an amoral tale
with a moral.
An embarrassing betrayal of all
the dark comedy that came before it.
But me?
l've always kind of liked it.
lt has such a nice,
hopeful ring to it.
Do you see my point?
Yes, l do.
l'm sorry, did it seem like
l was done?
l kind of have someplace
l need to be right now.
We'll continue next semester.
Do you think l'm ever gonna let you
into my classes again?
No.
Do you honestly think
l'm ever gonna sign up
for one of your classes again?
But l do need an advisor.
And you'd like that to be me?
Yes, l would.
Because it is my fondest wish
to continue tormenting you
until the day l finally leave
this institution.
But, if it works out that l never
see you again, that's fine too.
Bye-bye.
So there is a soul
in there somewhere.
And to think l just assumed
you were another one
of Rich Rinaldi's pet sharks.
Sadia, l just screwed over
my best friend.
l've felt sick to my stomach all day.
My other clients knew what they were
getting themselves into.
But Dawson entrusted me
with his entire life savings
and l pissed it all away.
How could l let that happen?
Okay, this happens all the time.
lt's just the life of being a broker.
Well, that's not acceptable to me.
l have to fix this.
Do you mind if l ask you
a few questions?
-Yeah, sure.
-On the record?
Okay.
Maybe later?
Later, yeah, l think later
would probably be better.
Thank you.
Oh, not tonight, though.
l already have plans.
Let me guess, the boyfriend?
Fianc�, actually.
The fianc�?
Really?
-The hits just keep on coming.
-No.
lt's just this long-distance relationship,
you know
and it's just kind of boring,
you know?
Right, as long as it's boring,
that makes everything okay.
Well, it was good while it lasted,
l guess.
Call me if you wanna talk.
Sure.
Sure.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Hey.
Hey.
Either you just failed an exam
or last night didn't go as well
as l expected it to.
You know l've never really cared
that much about school.
l'm sorry.
lt's not your fault.
Do you think l was just going out with
David to prove something to myself?
Something about what?
Just to prove that l could do it,
that l could be in a relationship.
You know, have a boyfriend.
l don't know.
l mean, is that something
you feel like you needed to prove?
Yeah.
Who wants to be that
and still going out to the bar scene
trying to find the right person?
Give me a break.
You're 20 years old.
You're not even legally old enough
to be in those bars
let alone haunt them
with your sad single self.
Yeah, that from the girl
who was on a first-name basis
with half the bouncers
in New York.
Look.
My point is is that l don't think
that everybody meets the love
of their life when they're a teenager.
Or when they're 25.
Or even when they're 35.
But that doesn't mean that
you stop looking and hoping.
You know,
because you will meet that person
and when you do,
l guess you know it.
You're gonna end up with C.
J.
You know, David used to say
that he knew you guys were gonna
stick, because you gave him hope.
-Me?
-Yeah.
l mean, you gave me hope.
You did it, and you found somebody
that makes you happy.
Somebody who's not gay.
Yeah, well, he's slightly gay
if only in the seventh-grade
sense of the term.
He does make me happy.
Even when things are awful.
You know, l'd share him with you
if l could.
Thanks, but that's not necessary.
Who do we have left, Miss Seater?
Just Dawson Leery.
You want him?
Pacey, do you want him?
No, no.
You're not gonna hold me up.
l got a hot date of my own tonight.
l admit it.
You shamed me, Witter.
Now l gotta spend my nights
keeping up with my frigging prot�g�.
That's great.
l wanna ask you
one thing before you go.
As long as it doesn't involve
me holding you while you cry.
l promise.
What is it, kid?
Well, l was just wondering
if maybe you could cover me?
Loan me a little money?
You're kidding, right?
No.
l wish l was, but.
You have no idea how hard it is
for me to ask you for this, Rich
but a friend of mine,
he came to me and
he wanted to double his money
really fast so l put it all into Stepatech.
Well, that was
a stupid move, Pacey.
But he wanted to pull out
and l told him not to, to trust me
and ride the thing out
and this guy is my oldest
and closest childhood friend.
l cannot screw him like this, Rich.
-lt's already done, Pacey.
-No, l'm serious.
All l wanna do is give him back
his initial investment.
Then l'll pay you back
with whatever interest you want.
What about you? What happened
to your disposable income?
l got nothing left.
Everything l had was in Stepatech.
l'm worth like, l don't know,
$300 right now.
You know, it's funny.
You're so good at your job,
you're so confident
l sometimes forget
how young and stupid you are.
Please, Rich, l need your help,
not the speech right now, okay?
Oh, l think you do, actually.
l'll say what you should have told
your little friend in the first place.
No.
That's it?
That's all you have to say to me?
l come to you, l embarrass myself,
and you just say no?
Pretty much, yeah.
You know, sometimes you're
so good at your job
l forget you're an unfeeling prick.
You work for me.
l'm your boss.
Watch your tone.
Okay, Rich, l'm just asking
you for one favour!
Just one time!
l don't do favours, Witter.
Why not? God forbid you drop the
Gordon Gekko routine for a second?
This would be so easy for you, man.
Just help me out here!
Help you out?
l gave you a job, Witter.
l gave you a chance to escape some
bottom-feeder existence
and every step of the way,
you have been a holier-than-thou
pain in the ***.
So you tell me,
why should l help you out?
Take this pen.
Take this pen, Witter,
and write down today's date.
Because from this day forward,
you're going to amount to nothing.
You are a failure and a loser,
and you deserve everything that can--
lt's all over, Pace.
Don't worry.
You're fired.
lt's what you wanted
all along, anyway.
Loser.
l'm all for going to Europe,
but l don't understand
why anyone would wanna do it
on $5 a day.
Five dollars doesn't even buy you
a pint of Guinness in Dublin.
The registrar closes in 1 0 minutes.
That's not exactly a course catalogue.
l know.
But all the summer-school classes
just look so boring, Joey.
Who said you shouldn't take a class
where Beowulf is required reading?
Me.
l thought it was *** Allen.
Unless you're going to enrol
in Santa Monica Junior College, hurry.
All right.
All right.
And can you hand me that book?
l have to start reading for my trip.
What? Since when did you
decide to go?
Since now.
Joey Potter, you are just
full of little surprises.
Dear Joey
as you know,
I'm not good at goodbyes
but I guess that's what this is,
a real one this time.
Because as much as I thought
I wanted us to be together
I guess what I want more
is to be one of those people
who lives every moment of his life
without indecision, without regrets
someone who dares to disturb
the universe
without a thought
to the consequences.
And you're not one of those people.
At least not yet.
Maybe you'll prove me wrong
about that one day.
I hope you do, but who knows?
Maybe people can't change.
Maybe we're doomed to repeat the
same mistak es over and over again
no matter how hard we try.
I always hope for a happy ending.
How crazy is that?
Tak e care of yourself.
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