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Lizzie: Another day, another awkward dinner at DeBourgh's.
With everything going on with the Darcy drama, I'd almost forgotten how much I don't
look forward to those things. But you know what really gets me about these dinners?
There always seems to be some sort of unexpected surprise.
My name is Lizzie Bennet and Caroline was at dinner last night.
"Unexpected Returns" Written by Bernie Su
For those of you wondering if I got an explanation from her about, well, everything,
I didn't. While I was busy dodging Catherine DeBourgh's unsolicited life advice,
Caroline was busy receiving every praise possible. Apparently, she's given
hair styling advice to the Empress of Japan. DeBourgh pointed out how unfortunate
Caroline's timing was because she just missed Darcy. Which is weird
because I would've thought amongst her many accomplishments, timing would be at the
top of her list. [knock on door] Come in.
Caroline: Hi Lizzie! Lizzie: Woah.
Caroline: Oh, sorry. Bad time.
I'll come back later.
Lizzie: No, wait! Come back here.
Hi, Caroline.
Caroline: Hi, Lizzie. You look well. Skinny.
Lizzie: I've been trying to get a hold of you for months.
Caroline: I know. I'm sorry about all that. Things just got so busy in Los Angeles.
Lizzie: So you got to see Jane?
Caroline: Barely. But she looks really well.
Not as well as you! Is that a new dress?
Lizzie: What are you doing here?
Caroline: Just visiting.
Lizzie: Visiting Collins & Collins?
Caroline: No. You, silly!
I missed you.
What's going on in your life?
Lizzie: Well, a lot.
Caroline: Like, what?
Lizzie: Have you seen my videos?
Caroline: No, I've been so busy.
Lizzie: So you haven't seen any of my videos since you left for Los Angeles?
Caroline: I've been super swamped.
You know how it is, the move and all.
Lizzie: Yeah, about that...
Did we do something wrong?
Caroline: No, no. We just had to get back to Los Angeles.
Lizzie: Without saying goodbye.
Caroline: I admit that was a little rude. But Bing had an emergency.
Doctor stuff, lives in danger.
You know how it is.
Lizzie: But, uh, Bing's a med student.
Caroline: Who is destined to save many lives. He's quite popular in LA right now.
Especially with the ladies.
Lizzie: And what about Jane?
Caroline: Oh my God, poor thing. I am
so sorry that that did not work out, but she's still young and beautiful. She'll bounce back.
Lizzie: So, what happened there?
Caroline: What happened where?
Lizzie: The night of Bing's birthday. Something happened that night.
Caroline: Well, a lot of things happened that night.
Lizzie: No, I mean, one day you're in town and the next day you're gone like you're fleeing from the plague.
Caroline: Oh, Lizzie, stop being so dramatic.
Bing's big night was just family, friends, a great time. But that's old news, water under the bridge.
Let's talk about what happened recently. To you!
What's going on in the life of Lizzie Bennet?
Lizzie, your viewers are waiting.
Lizzie: What's going on here?
Caroline: These are your videos.
You're supposed to talk about your life. Camera's rolling…
Lizzie: Yes, I'm aware. But why are you being so pushy?
Caroline: Lizzie, I'm helping you. Ooh, where's that hat?
There. This'll help.
Lizzie: You have been watching my videos.
Caroline: No, I haven't. That's why I need you to catch me up!
Lizzie: You've been watching my videos and now you wanna know what's in Darcy's letter.
Caroline: No I don't.
Lizzie: I believe an appropriate response would've been
"What letter?"
Caroline: Oh. I hear Mr. Collins calling me. Excuse me, Lizzie.