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And I have to explain what a g spot is
for all the gay men. A g spot is like this button
in your *** that if you push it, it turns it on.
Push it and it makes like a noise like Naaaah
that's if you have a mac ***
I don't know what noise it makes if you have a PC
Like I really wanted to have this whole g spot experience
because it's a very important thing for women's
sexuality and I wanted to find my g spot because I
I can't come from ***.
okay I went to fast, I'm sorry
Just came out here "I CAN'T COME FROM ***!"
I'm sorry
Let's go backwards, um.
My name is Margaret, um, Korean
comedian and 39 and, uh, I can't come from ***.
Why can you?
Who can come from ***? Oh, Okay
gay guys don't count
My sexuality
like I'm way more about the outside
not the inside, right, like, I am way more
clitoral, than vaginal.
Yeah, and all the guy guys are like...
I got this g shot and uh, it didn't really work
It just kind of swelled everything up in there
but now I feel like I have a gel insole
but *** bleaching, like I
I don't know why people get it, like, who
is bummed out about their *** color, like..
I never thought about my *** as having a color, I just thought maybe it changed color..
..with my mood
Why is it better to have a light ***?
I think that's racist.
I love project runway, it's just *** and *** hags fighting
I love heidi klumes dead eyes..
15 designers competing for a chance
to show their collection at mercedes benz fashion week
stephen your design look unfinish
your garment was practically unwearable
you are in
I get so nervous when they do the judging
like whenever I see michael kors my ***
just slams shut, CLANK!
not that it's open all the time or anything
weird like that
he's just so critical, and he wears too much self tanner
so he's like a *** tangerine
Oh don't peel her she will squirt you right in the eye
I don't understand why people hate gay marriage
the people who hate gay marriage would never even know
if gay people got married because they don't know any gay people
let's just not tell them
now I don't like three ways, I've had a few
I don't enjoy them, they make me feel
like a competitive eater
like I got a big stack of dicks in front of me
I'm not trying to judge, I've just been in that situation
you know, where my boyfriend wanted to have a three way
with this other man, and then we're there and he's like
"Oh, I've never done anything like this before"
but then he's just on the ***, like..
Just *** inhaling the balls
slurping sounds
Slurping continues
Well he's taken to this like a duck to water
But I, I travel so much, like I fly everywhere I go
I fly and I always have to sit on the isle
because I always have to get up to go to the bathroom
and if you sit in a window
people will not get up for you
they're like, "Oh you have to go to the bathroom? Oh, OK."
what the *** is that? They just *** retract everything
and hold their breath and *** deep inhale
"Put your *** in my face"
Do it now!
But if you have not had sex with women before
you should try it, like one time
all the gay men are like "No."
Could you imagine?
Audience screams
uproarious laughter
But I think the most beautiful women are voluptuous
I think that's the most beautiful kind of woman
A voluptuous gorgeous woman
I'm not really into the super model body type
like Kate Moss
She doesn't have a ***
She didn't feed it and it died.
I always want to be around women because I always
want to be around vaginal energy
And I always want to be around gay men because I always want to be around *** energy.
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