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Oh great,
Here comes Casper! You're Jasper's brother, man
You're pale as a ghost! Your skin may be ice cold but you're 'bout to get
roasted! Happy birthday to you, you're 102!
I guess it's cool that your gerbil girl likes to fool with older dudes..
You're tele-pathetic!
You always looks sad, what's wrong? Are Dracula and a dog
fighting over a swan? Your sparkly skin 'aint got nothing on me and my spells
and your hair is kind of.. um... well, you use enough gel!?
Are you afraid Harry? NO! Really? that's surprising
You seem petrified for seven years to make a move on Hermoine
I'm sleek, I've got Super Speed, I never sleep
You're a robe wearing, scar bearing, spell casting geek!
It took you seven books, and eight movie shows - to bestow the final blow upon your foe with no nose
you seem perplexed by everyone you failed to protect
everyone close to you was killed... you're next
Hahahahahaha! Please, you bore me!
I'll get the whole Volturi jury to join me in destroying this
annyoing boy toy! And, I'll beat your hairy chest and spill your vampire guts!
And your rhymes bloody suck! So shut the fang up!
Not so fast little boy! / Typical for you to say
Quit it with the Quidditch kid, or this will not end your way
There's no way you can take me, you 'aint even big!
Well your parents were marauded by the flick of a twig!
Well your family's weird, man!
Your siblings date eachother! And you're old enough to be your wife's
Great, great grandfather! / My good sir, you take
friend zoned to a whole new level... your best friend got the girl, so you took his sister and settled!
You're just a weak glitter freak, but hey!
At least you tried! / It's too bad the boy who lived... will now come to die...
Hey, I would hate to take a wooden stake and simply just stab ya,
So let's make this interesting... AVADA KADAVRAAAaaAAaAaAhhhNOPE