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Thank you Thank you Hello boys and girls. Welcome to the show.
I'm Tim and tonights top ten list is The top 10 bad pick up lines guaranteed not
to get you laid. The top 10 bad pick up lines guaranteed NOT
to get you laid. Number 10 I wish you were a door so I could
slam you all day long. Number 9 You've got 206 bones in your body,
want one more? Number 8 How do you like your eggs: poached,
scrambled, or fertilized? Number 7 I was about to go *** and
I needed a name to go with your face. Number 6 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause
I would love to tap that ***! Number 5 Could I touch your belly button.....
from the inside? Number 4 My name is (insert your name here)...remember
that, you'll be screaming it later. Number 3 Can I buy you a drink or do you just
want the money?” Number 2 i may not be Mr. Right, but I'll
screw you til he shows up. And the number 1 bad pick up lines guaranteed
NOT to get you laid. hee hee yeah hee hee
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out
my package. Thank you thank you!
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